Clue NINJA STYLE!

By: Oro-sama and Ernilriel (aka Kabuto)

A/N: Okay, this story is the result of party-ing and 38 hours without sleep and 254 bottles of Yoohooo. so enjoy.

Summary: Okay it's clue the board game, only our favorite ninjas are playing! slight OOC at some parts.

Disclaimer: Um... It just dawned on us this morning we don't own Naruto, or clue. Oro-sama walkes in "WHAT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE DON'T OWN CLUE... OR NARUTO?"

A/N (kabuto): Welll... I'm writing this chapter. And a fair warning for all, WE ARE GOING TO BASH EVERYONE! AND THAT INClUDES YOU SHANNON! So anyway, on to the story.

-Chapter 3- The real plot behind the tournement-

"Tsunade-sama why are you dragging me to this stupid clue thingie?" whinned the perverted sennin we all love: Jiraya.

"Well it's a public event in the village of Konoha and as Hokage of Konoha I must be there! And I'm not going in there alone!" answered Tsunade dragging Jiraya by his colar.

"Why don't you get your assistant to come with you?" asked Jiraya stuggling to break free of Tsunade's death grip.

"Well I forgot about this event when I gave her the day off," replied Tsunade, "Oh quit your whinning, we're almost there."

"NOOOOOOOOO!" cried Jiraya, clawing at the ground helplessly.

"Calm down little bro, I'm not playing I just so happen to be a judge," said Itachi to a fumming Sasuke.

"CALM! HOW CAN I BE CALM! YOU KILLED THE ENTIRE UCHIHA CLAN!" fummed Sasuke.

"You're still all worked up about that? Man, you should worry about other things like this tournement, I hear it's killer," said Itachi.

"YOU WANT ME TO WORK ON MY CLUE SKILLS! HOW ABOUT: 'IT WAS ITACHI IN THE MANOR WITH THE PHYCHO-NESS'!" Yelled Sasuke.

"Dude, you should get that anger problem checked," said Itachi, Sasuke turned a hundred shades red.

"YOU ARE MY PROBLEM!" bellowed Sasuke.

"Uh, guys, can we get going?" asked Naruto inturupting the two brothers.

"Is the board set up Kabuto," asked Orochimaru.

"Uh...," came Kabuto's voice from this really deep hole in the apartment sound of power tools and saws, "almost!"

"Well hurry up, we don't have much time," commanded Orochimaru.

"Well it seems to me like I'm doing all the work," said Kabuto as his head poked out of the hole in the floor.

"Well of course you are, I came up with the plan remember?" replied Orochimaru.

"What was the plan again," asked Kabuto.

"How many times must I tell you! we hold this tournement, who ever loses dies and only one winner will remain and that person will be my next successor!" replied Orochimaru with fire in his eyes.

"Okay, so brief me agian what we're doing?" asked Kabuto.

"Gawd you're hopless!" excliamed Orochimaru and attacked Kabuto and had rough sex with him for the second time in the last fifteen hours.

(A/N kabuto: Gawd Orochimaru stop writting about our love life!

Oro-sama playing Kingdom Hearts VIIGBK: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU'RE WRITING THE DAMN CHAPTER! DIE SEPHRIOTH! NOOOOOO! I LOST AGAIN! COME HERE! attacks Kabuto and has rough sex with him.

Kabuto: Oro-sama we have to stop meeting like this!)

"Are you sure we're in the right place?' asked Nartuo looking up at an apartment building, lightning flached in the background and errie music played.

"Well this is the address on the flyer," siad Kakashi looking at a flyer in his hand.

"I see you didn't chicken out on me Kakashi," said Gai walking up the road with his students in tow.

"I DON'T WANT TO GO! DON'T MAKE ME!" cried Neji, as Tenten was dragging him up the path. Then behind them was Ino's team.

"sigh This is so troublesome, and to think I could be sitting on my bum watching clouds and eating BBQ chips," sighed Shikamaru. And soon to follow them was Kiba's team.

"Alright! Now I finally get to show of my awsome Clue skills!" shouted Kiba excitedly.

"..." said Shino. Hinat just looked at Naruto and blushed.

Then out of now where Gaara and his siblings showed up.

"Lets hurry up and get this over with," sighed Kankuro, Gaara sat down put his knees to his chest and started rocking back and fourth lauging like an insane person.

"Yes, lets Gaaras getting a little too eager about this Clue thing," said Temari, then she noticed Shikamaru, "Oh I didn't know you'd be here Shikamaru," she started pulling out whips and chains, Shikamaru sweatdropped.

"Alright lets blow this taco stand!" Kakashi yelled heading for the front door. then the front doors opened and...

Then in an enchanted forest the littlest elf was being chased by hunters.

"You'll never get me you bastards!" yelled the littlest elf at the hunters, then he tripped over a tree root.

(A/N): Kabuto: Okay that's it.

Oro-sama: WHAT THE HELL WERE U THINKING!...GRABS KABUTO AND HAS ROUGH SEX WITH HIM...cough, cough...srry bout that folks kabuto-kun gets distracted easily!.glares at kabuto as kabuto continues trying to eat toast with a bag on his head...sigh...Well next chapter is mine so review if u want me to write the next chapter!.KUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKU!...goes back to playing Kingdom HeartsWZXC112...

Kabuto: next chapter, is Oro-sama's stuff, And what happened to the littlest elf. Until next time!