Hey, people! I'm back! Sorry the update took so long! EVIL IB PROGRAM.. makes you go to summer school… and because I decided to take Modern World History Honors… this is being EVIL EVIL EVIL… so many names, dates, AAAAH! Thank GOD I only have 5 more days left! YES! (shouts and jumps up in the air) anyways, thanks for all your awesome reviews!
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gothic goddess 14: hey! Okay, well, Starfire's going to be doing some very… interesting stuff.. well.. at least I hope you find it interesting! Ahaha
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abby: yea, I guess it's sort of bad. When I was writing my chapters, I felt a little sorry for him, but it'll all get better
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Disclaimer: sadly, I still do not own Teen Titans, but I think I'm getting pretty close. LOBZ. Just kidding!
Once again, thank you everybody for the review, you guys are all the ones that keep me from collapsing in class! Thanks! So, without further ado, here's your next chapter!
Chapter Three:
Starfire carefully laid out the items and flipped through a couple of pages to cut out some things. She carefully pasted them and added borders. She then grabbed a couple of magazines Beast Boy had bought for her, found some decent pictures, and glued them on. She then walked out to find Cyborg.
"Cyborg?" Starfire asked as she entered the common room to spot Beast Boy and Cyborg playing a video game.
"Hey, Star," Cyborg answered as he beat Beast Boy for the umpteenth time.
"Friend, I am in need of your assistance," Starfire answered. Cyborg stopped and turned around.
"Does it have to do with Operation Boy Obsess?" Cyborg asked. Starfire looked at him with curiosity, as if to wonder about the new name.
"Yes, it does. I am in need because I need the … computer?" Starfire asked.
"Oh, sure," Cyborg asked. He walked up to the game, turned it off, and switched to the compter.
"Hey! I was just about to beat you!" Beast Boy yelled as he pouted.
"Too bad, Time for Starfire and Robin!" Cyborg yelled back, "So what was it you needed, Star?"
Starfire told Cyborg Beast Boy's idea and he laughed.
"Ah, Robin will LOVE this," Cyborg said smiling. He took what Starfire gave him and in about 20 minutes, finished everything. Starfire then thanked him, and walked back to her room to finish her task.
Robin's workroom about 45 minutes later….
Robin was obsessing over his folders. It had suddenly seemed as if his work was now all bundled up together, and it would take him at least 10 hours to finish everything. He sighed, and began to get to work. He grabbed one folder and another, until there was a knock on his door.
"Robin?" he heard Starfire ask careful as to not disturb him if he was doing anything important.
"Yea, Star. Come on in," Robin said. The door opened and there Starfire was holding up what seemed to be a big book.
"What's with the book?" Robin asked with interest.
"Oh, just nothing, really, friend. I was just, as you would say, bored? So, I decided to do something a little strange, but I believe that I quite enjoyed it," Starfire said. She put the book on his desk. It read: Our Family Album.
"Umm," was all Robin said as he read the title. Starfire opened the book to the first page. There were cutouts of both of them together, but most of the pictures didn't look as if it was their own bodies. More like something Starfire had cut out from a magazine or another book.
"Well, there is our wedding," Starfire said pointing to the first picture, "You were so happy that day." Robin looked and his eyebrows went up… way up.
"And that is our honeymoon," Starfire said referring to another picture.
She flipped to another page and there was a picture of some little kids, looking as if they had just seen a ghost. They were also, as Robin had noticed, extremely hideous looking.
"And that, is our children visiting Malibu," Starfire said. She smiled and pointed to another picture. It was a picture consisting of Robin and Starfire, with their "children" on their shoulders, "Well, there is little Roro on your back and there is Melody on my back."
"Our children are very…. Errr… attractive," Robin remarked staring at the hideous pictures, "Umm, Star? Where did you get these pictures?"
"Oh, well, Robin, I got them from your room. You know, the ones that you had kept at the bottom of your dresser," Starfire said smiling and turning to him.
"Oh," was all Robin said. Then, "uhh, Star?" Robin asked her.
"Yes, my dear Robin?" Starfire asked.
"We don't have kids," Robin said. Starfire looked at him. She looked as if she was about to cry.
"You do not enjoy the presence of our future together? Our children!" Starfire asked with a pained expression.
"No, no it's not that," Robin remarked seeing Starfire close to tears.
"Star, we're … still teenagers," Robin said to her looking directly at her.
"We do not have kids!" Starfire mocked Robin, took the book, and ran out the door. Robin quickly got out of his chair to follow her out. He didn't want her getting mad at him.
"Wait, Starfire!" Robin said. Starfire stopped midway down the hallway and smiled. But when she turned, she held a frown.
"Yes, Robin?" she questioned shortly.
"Star, I'm really sorry. Will you forgive me?" Robin asked. Starfire closed her eyes as if the fact of even looking at him made her sick.
"And you wish to see our kids some more?" Starfire asked. Robin sighed.
"Yes, Star, yes. I want to see your kids some more," he said. Starfire smiled. And for the next 10 minutes, she showed him the rest of the pictures. While she was filled with enthusiasm, Robin was meanwhile tapping his fingers slowly on the table. He was wondering how could Starfire become so strange so fast. He smiled every single time Starfire did, but he didn't feel it like she did.
1 and a half hour later when Starfire has finally finished showing Robin their family album….
"Anybody up for partying tonight?" Cyborg yelled.
"I'm game," Beast Boy said.
"Is it dark?" Raven asked.
"Yea," Cyborg said.
"Whatever," Raven said, "I'll go get ready." For once, she was willing to go out, but that was only because she wanted to see the embarrassment that Robin would take next. She had heard of the next idea.
"Starfire, you want to go party tonight?" Robin asked. He carefully took the album from Starfire and closed it.
"Very well," Starfire said. She allowed Robin to take it and stayed.
"We're coming too! What time?" Robin asked.
"Well, it's 5 right now, so, how about 7 meet in the common room?" Cyborg yelled back. He was far too lazy to get off the couch.
"Kay," Robin said. He then turned to Starfire. They both walked out the hallway, "So, I'll see you later?" Robin asked her. She smiled and walked back down the hallway and into her room.
9 o clock in the common room…………….
Cyborg was finished, as, he hardly had anything to do. Beast Boy had just walked in with Robin.
"Yo, what's that smell?" Cyborg asked as he sniffed the air. He followed the scent and smelled up to Robin.
"Woah, Cy, stop," Robin said trying to push him away.
"What's that you put on?" Cyborg asked.
"Drakkar Noir," Robin said finally giving him a stronger push.
"You trying to impress somebody?" Cyborg asked smiling. He eyebrows went up.
"Or how about some people?" Beast Boy asked nudging him.
"Just one person," Robin said blushing.
"Starfire," Cyborg muttered. As he said her name, she walked in. Starfire smiled. Robin could only stare at how beautiful she was. She still looked exactly the same, but she still was beautiful, no matter what.
"Dude, where's Raven?" Beast Boy asked. 5 minutes later, Raven walked in. She was wearing the same thing as always did.
"Let's go," Raven said. With that, they all got into the car and left for the building.
Inside the party….
Raven was hiding in some dark corner talking to some guy. They were having a deep conversation about what was the difference between meditation when you concentrate, and when you don't. Cyborg and Beast Boy were partying like there was no end on the dance floor having fun. Starfire was just standing there. She had never been to a party like this before, and the music was thumping too loud for her to hear anything. Robin walked in and handed her a soda.
"You wanna dance?" Robin asked her. Starfire looked at him.
"What did you say, friend?" she yelled into his ear.
"DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?" Robin yelled back so she could here. Starfire smiled, and nodded. They left the drinks and danced together. After a couple of hours, they went to go take a break. At the stage, the DJ was there, scratching and introducing songs every now and then. Starfire smiled. She turned to look at Robin.
"I shall return shortly," she said smiling. Robin nodded and turned away to watch Cyborg and Beast Boy still dancing, sweat pouring down like rain on them. Stafire walked up to the stage and turned to the DJ. She told him something, and he nodded.
"We have a little dedication here, from a girl named Starfire," the DJ said into his microphone.
"Hello Robin!" Starfire said into the mic, "I would just like to say thank you for all the kind and wonderful things you have done for me! I love you, Robbie-poo! I cannot wait for the party to be over so we can have some time together! Oh, Robbie-poo! Oh schnookleboogers!" Starfire said happily into the microphone. She gave out a wave and a, "mwah!" before leaving the stage. Robin turned bright red. He stared at the ground, having a sudden interest in his feet. Everybody started laughing and turning to him. Starfire walked down the stage and smiled as she took the spot next to him. She smiled and said, "Did you enjoy that?"
"Uhh, it was… unique," Robin said. He was still red. In the back, Cyborg and Beast Boy were on the floor by now, laughing like maniacs. Cyborg had told Star to do it and he and Beast Boy were high-fiving each other. Stafire then walked to go get a drink. She asked for punch and walked back to Robin. Robin, who had not quite yet recovered, was wondering how insane she was. 'Starfire never acted like this before. She's sort of… getting… a little out of hand,' Robin debated.
After a few more hours, the titans then headed back to the tower, tired. It was 10 and everybody wanted to get back to sleep. Sure, it was only 10, but they had been dancing for some time. All except for Raven. The whole stage incident had finally gotten her into a good mood, however. She even cracked a smile.
"Well, I think it's time to hit the hay stack," Cyborg said. He smiled and headed back to his room, "Good night, y'all!"
"Good night," the rest of the titans replied walking into their own rooms.
12 midnight in Robin's room………………….
Robin thought he heard a knock on his door. He woke up. He yawned and said "Who's there?"
"It is I, Starfire," the muffled voice behind the door said.
"Come in," Robin said sleepily.
"Robin, I cannot sleep," Starfire said.
"Star, it's midnight, though. You should be tired," Robin said scratching his neck.
"Robin. I need your assistance," Starfire said.
"What is it, Star?" Robin asked, a concerned look on his face.
"Robin, today, I ate pancake, fried eggs, the juice of oranges, fried chicken, punch, mustard, and ice cream," Starfire said smiling. Robin just stared.
"And you needed to tell me because," Robin began.
"I just felt like I had to tell you," Starfire said, "Thank you, Robin. You have made me feel so much better." She walked out the room and back down the hallway. Robin just stared after her. 'She woke me up at the middle of the night to tell me what she ate today,' Robin said. She was beginning to get a tad bit annoying. 'No, I can't think of that. Starfire's not annoying, she just, doesn't know how to handle a boyfriend,' Robin thought. He slumped back into his pillow and fell asleep having a strange dream.
Meanwhile back in Starfire's room….
Starfire slowly walked back into her room. Pain was on her face. She sighed. She hated hurting Robin like this, but it was all a bet. The whole stage thing today at the party, it wasn''t meant to be like that. She sighed some more. Starfire turned to her bedside. There was a picture of her and Robin together smiling. They were on the ferris wheel and that was before she was abducted, being mistaken for her sister. She smiled. Starfire then reached over to her phone. She grabbed it. She then slowly dialed a number that Beast Boy had given her. The phone rang a couple of times before a sleepy voice answered.
"Hello?" the voice said. It was deep and sounded tired.
So what'd you think? Sorry if it wasn't as funny as the other chapters! Please don't be bad and please don't be mad for me not updating for a couple of days! I'm sorry! (begins to cry)… so what'd you think? If you didn't think it was funny, well, I have another chapter that I thought was pretty funny, so… yea. I'm sorry if you didn't like it! (begins to cry some more) …. Please drop a review telling me what you think though! Thanks!
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