Chapter Four

Card Captor Sakura

Mischievous Love

~starjade~

In Which Controversy

Is Unearthed

" You know , Sakura really should be up by now!" Tomoyo whispered to Fujitaka as they put away the breakfast dishes.

Fujitaka grinned. " Oh, she'll be up. Now you go , and Sakura will come..." Fujitaka searched his mind for the right word , " shortly!"

Tomoyo stared at Sakura's door where rumbling snores could be heard. " Alright...." she said , doubtfully as she turned around and raced out the door where a car was waiting for her.

Fujitaka smiled at Touya who grimaced. " That little kaijuu....what time is it?"

Fujitaka checked his watch. " 7:58."

Touya smirked. " She'll be up in , ten , nine , eight , seven , six, five , four , three , two..."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WAKE ME UP!" The screech echoed through the house as pounding was heard from Sakura's room as she fought with the blankets and got out , quickly changing into her clothes.

In record time , Sakura came racing down the stairs , her feet tripping on the last step as she fell splat on her face.

" OWWW!" she squealed as she combed her fingers through her hair , grabbed a piece of toast , grabbed her lunch , kissed her father and stomped on Touya's foot , before yanking on her roller blades and speeding out the door.

" BYE!" Her faded out voice cried.

Touya glanced at his watch. " 8:00."

Fujitaka nodded and went back to eating.

~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~

Syaoran was sitting silently at his desk , glaring coldly at the surface. They were being put under tight surveillance , and had only escaped suspension and expulsion because Syaoran was the Li Clan son , and Eriol was directly connected to them as well.

The Li Clan sure has it's advantages.

He heard a snigger behind him , where Eriol was sitting. Syaoran turned around and rose his eyebrow inquiringly.

" Watch , my descendant. Watch!" was all he would say. Syaoran rolled his eyes. How mental could this guy get??

Syaoran felt a bad feeling in his gut , as the (new) teacher flounced her hands and jumped up and down on her heels , giggling excitedly. Syaoran felt like rolling his eyes again , but he felt like he was doing that too much. His eyeballs would get stuck like that....hey that just gave him a new idea for a prank...

Sadly , the hyper active teacher interrupted his rather enjoyable thoughts.

" Class , Class , settle down!" she said in a squeaky , high pitched voice to the dead silent class. Everyone rose their eyebrows in disbelief as the woman yelled , " QUIET! How LOUD is it in this CLASS???"

Everyone clapped their hands over their ears as another muffled laugh could be heard from Eriol.

The flunky woman squeaked excitedly, " Today , we have NEW students!"

She looked at the class expectantly , but the class remained silent. Finally , Syaoran drawled , " Yea."

The sarcastic cheer echoed in the room , erupting the class into muffled giggles. The woman turned red , as she tried to continue. " ANYWAYS , our students come all the way from JAPAN! They're girls!" she announced , as if she was a nurse delivering a baby.

Eriol kicked Syaoran's chair and the teacher cried , " Give a warm welcome to Sakura Kinomoto and Tomoyo Daidouji!"

An auburn haired girl and a dark haired girl walked into the class , smiling shyly. The class pattered with light applause as the teacher said in a motherly voice , " How 'bout you sit beside Li and Tomoyo , you sit beside Hiirigizawa!"

Syaoran groaned inwardly, and suddenly the class began to snicker. Syaoran looked around and realised that he had groaned aloud. Sakura stared at him , trying to understand why he had groaned , clearly not getting it. Tomoyo however , glared at the chestnut haired boy , already resolving to hate him forever.

Eriol whooped as Tomoyo settled beside him. " Ah , such a beautiful lady beside me! How would you like a flower??"

Tomoyo smiled at him , hesitantly.

Sigh. She'll soon learn never to accept ANYTHING from Hiirigizawa ever again!

" Alrig-ahhh!" she screeched as Eriol pulled a live spider out of his pocket , instead of the flower she had expected. Tomoyo jerked out of her seat , and fumed as the spider scuttled around the floor , sending girls screaming as it went out the door.

The teacher glared at Eriol. She went right up to him and put her face into Eriol's. " Let me make sure you will NEVER do that AGAIN!" she spoke through gritted teeth. Eriol smiled , roguishly.

" Don't like spiders , eh Mrs. Whoever you are," drawled Eriol.

Luckily , the teacher did not hear him and Syaoran turned and winked at Eriol , already formulating another plan.

Sakura slid into the seat beside him and he jerked his chair as far apart as he could from her. Sakura looked at him strangely.

" Hey , Li.....um , are we still up for after school?" Sakura whispered.

Syaoran glared at her. " No."

Sakura stared at him. " Huh?"

Syaoran rolled his eyes. " Are you dense? I just said no. I can't go. First of all , I don't interact with brats , and second of all , you have ruined my life with your existence , so go back to Japan!!!"

Sakura jerked back , her emerald eyes wide.

" Excuse me?" she asked , harshly.

Syaoran smirked , and crossed his arms. " You heard me."

Sakura shook her head slowly. " I can't believe it! You are acting like a complete jerk! You are such a...." She sputtered , trying to find the word that describe the fool that sat beside her. Too bad there wasn't one despicable enough to describe him.

Syaoran sneered. " Too immature to say a swear word , Kinomoto? Why am I wasting my time with such an immature brat? Just stay on your side , and don't even look at me , and maybe I can survive the curse of you being born!"

Sakura was flushed with anger. " I have just MET You and you are acting like a complete IDIOT! First , get some manners , you ill tempered , self indulged maniac , and second of all , who are you taking , immature brat? I'm not the one picking fights with people who just moved! What are you , retarded , or did you just fall on your head when you were born! Maybe your mother dropped you , after your ugliness blinded her eyes!"

So then the fight turned into the infamous , ' yo momma disses ' and then turned to . ' your so ugly' then ' your so dumb' and then....

Tomoyo stared at the two squirreling individuals in front of her.

" I think they're going to be really good friends , huh?" she whispered.

Eriol smirked. " The best of friends."

~~~~~~~~~******~~~~~~~

" Syaoran , guy , what are you doing??" Eriol asked at lunch , waving his arms about.

Syaoran leaned sullenly against the tree , glaring at Sakura. Somehow , Sakura's cheerful dense little face had won over the class and was now stretching over the whole school.

He growled. What was so good about that brat? She was so....ugh , happy and empty headed!!

Not to mention his punishment...

That just made him hate her even more!

" What can I do , Eriol?" Syaoran sighed , and crossed his arms , a scowl on his face. " I can't stand being around that perky thing , without insulting her. How am I going to be FRIENDS with her?"

Eriol groaned. " You were on the right track , man. Offering to take her for a tour around Hong Kong....and you just HAD to mess it up!!"

Syaoran growled , " What about you , Mr. I'm always Right? Were you being FRIENDLY when you scared that Daidouji girl?"

Eriol smirked. " Hey , she loves my jokes!"

Syaoran sneered , " Oh yeah? That's why she was giving you dirty looks for the whole day??"

Eriol shrugged. " Well , she'll be my friend way faster than Sakura would be yours!"

Syaoran groaned. " Just shut up."

Eriol smiled. " Sure thing. If you really hate her , then let it show. A couple of pranks should put her in her place!"

Suddenly , it was like a light bulb had shone onto of Syaoran's head. " That's....brilliant! I can prank her! Oh , this is going to be GOOD!"

Eriol laughed as Syaoran slapped him a high five. " Operation: Prank Sakura and Tomoyo!"

~~~~~~*****~~~~~

" Grrrr....that BOY makes me so MAD , I want to STRANGLE him with my OWN BARE HANDS!"

Well , those weren't exactly the words coming from Sakura's mouth , but from all her mumbling and strangling motions with her fists , you get the gist of it.

" You know what I head from Rika , one of the girls in our class?" Tomoyo suddenly said.

Sakura stopped her insane motions and asked , " What?"

" Syaoran and Eriol are the school's biggest pranksters. They've scared all the teachers and faculty members. Anyone who gets in their way , is soon punished..."

Tomoyo told Sakura this , hoping that Sakura would stop her revenge plans , after she realised how dangerous it was.

Sakura's eyes got a magnificent gleam in them. " Oh really.....Now , that doesn't mean I'm not as good of a prankster...."

Tomoyo shook her head. " Gods , Sakura , I've never seen you so angry before!"

Sakura turned to her best friend , her emerald eyes blazing. " ANGRY! ANGRY ISN'T EVEN CLOSE!"

Tomoyo backed off , as Sakura went on ranting about how Syaoran was stupid , mean , this and that ....

Suddenly , voices behind them halted Sakura's angry outburst.

" Meiling , get off of me!"

" FINE , Li, I will! But will you at least hold my hand! I feel so lonely..."

" Gods , Meiling ,get a teddy bear."

" LI!"

" Sorry.....Sorry....jeez..."

The two figures soon rounded the corner and came straight towards Sakura and Tomoyo. Syaoran halted , seeing Sakura.

Both of them glared heavily at each other.

" Uh..." Tomoyo said , as Sakura put her hands on her hips and leaned up to Syaoran.

" Soo...." she said.

Syaoran put his hands on his hips and leaned up to Sakura.

" Soo...." he said.

The glaring contest went on for quite a long time , until Tomoyo began to cough. Syaoran said mischievously , " You might want to watch out tomorrow , Kinomoto. You might find a couple of presents waiting for you."

Sakura said in a equally malicious voice , " And maybe I'll return the favour, Li. But expect MY presents to be more satisfying than yours ever will be!"

Syaoran's eyebrows rose. " Oh yeah?"

Sakura retorted , " Yeah!"

" Oh yeah?"

" Yeah!"

" Oh yeah?"

" Yeah!"

" Oh yeah?"

" Yeah!"

" Oh yeah?"

" Yeah!"

Tomoyo dragged Sakura home and Meiling dragged Syaoran to the mansion , as the two kept on yelling at each other , quite immaturely , might I add , " Oh yeah?"

" Yeah!"

And that is the end of my sappy , sappy , corny , mushy chapter. Full of romance , bravery , knighthood , dragons ,fairies and witches.

And a highly pissed off Sakura and Syaoran.

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