Chapter Five

Card Captor Sakura

Mischievous Love

~starjade~

In which our Characters wake up with a Good Meal...and some Master Pranks

The sun rose quietly , brightening the sky with it's luminous rays. It shined upon the world , lightly flooding pools of lights where ever it shown. The rays of light filtered through the windows , shining upon people's faces as they awoke to a brand new day. The rivers rippled with the serenity of the morning , and the birds sang a cheerful song that drifted through the hearts of all....

Except....

" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Two screams of horror echoed from two houses. Sakura leapt from bed , pulling slimy worms out of her hair as she jumped around her room , shrieking in disgust.

For some reason , instead of waking up to a blissful morning , she awoke to a worm laying on her cheek. When she pulled the worm off, she realised she was lying in a bed full of slimy , despicable , contemptible , sticky wet WORMS in her bed!

She let out another horrified yell as she quickly grabbed her necklace and turned it into a staff. She erased all the worms and when she was sure the slimy insects were all gone , she collapsed on a chair , breathing hard in fright.

Soon , the fright turned to anger , and the anger turned to fury and the fury turned to revengefulness , and the revengefulness turned to pure out rage!

Syaoran Li was GOING DOWN

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Syaoran woke up screaming as a pitcher of wet garbage fell from his ceiling.

Disgusting slimy indescribable piles of garbage slopped on his head as he jumped from his bead yelling his head off. Why did he just wake up to a avalanche of garbage? And how come it seemed to fall on him RIGHT WHEN HE WOKE UP?

" WHY DID GARBAGE JUST FALL ON ME!" he screamed as he threw banana peels , stinky diapers and wet vegetable peels from his head and clothes. He shuddered thinking about the slop that didn't seem to be one thing or another. He didn't want to know what that used to be...

He quickly took off his shirt and climbed his way to the bathroom after muttering a quick spell on his sword to clean up the mess. He know had a new mission.

To make Sakura Kinomoto's life Hell!

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Tomoyo sat in the class , waiting for the bell to ring and for Sakura to come. For some reason , she was always late and for some stranger reason , she heard a lot of screaming , yelling and stomping around going on in her room.

She already knew Sakura was weird...maybe Sakura was having fun with her imaginary friend? When Tomoyo was four , Sakura did tell her that her imaginary friend was named Bobo and he liked chicken wings..

As the bell rang , a navy haired boy slid into the seat next to hers. He smiled at her flirtatiously and wiggled his eyebrows.

Tomoyo of course did the sensible thing. She took her chair and moved it two feet away from him.

Eriol moved his seat right up to hers , and grinned slyly at her again. Tomoyo growled and shifted her chair again.

Shift.

" Grr..."

Shift.

" Grr..."

Shift.

" Grr.."

" Excuse me , Miss. Daidouji and Mr. Hiirigizawa , will you please explain why you two are at the other end of the room when your seats are over on the opposite end?"

Tomoyo and Eriol both looked up amid snickers of laughter among their classmates. Their teacher ( a new one...again) was looking at them from over his long spindly glasses and raised a bushy grey eyebrow.

" Answer me , please!"

Eriol smiled harmlessly as Tomoyo blushed. " I was just showing my good friend , Tomoyo how chairs in Hong Kong move. She has informed me that Japanese chairs are quite different..."

Syaoran gaped at Eriol from his seat and Tomoyo rolled her eyes. The teacher just tutted and growled , " Get back to your seats , both of you , and any more flirting will not be tolerated!"

At this Tomoyo flushed deeper than a tomato and Eriol smirked as the whole class erupted into laughter. Syaoran stared at Eriol pointedly and he shrugged.

As the teacher was yelling at the class to be quiet or face his stinky breath , the class heard a scuffling and a banging sound as the doors outside the classroom door was being banged. Squeaky footsteps pounded on the floor and they could hear panting.

Books clattered in the hallway and a distinct , " Crap!" could be heard. It was feminine and Tomoyo slapped a hand to her forehead as she recognized the voice.

The teacher blinked as more scuffling , panting , cursing and book dropping could be heard. Finally the teacher got fed up for the person to enter the classroom and flung the door open.

The door revealed a dishevelled Sakura , on her hands and knees , picking up papers. At the sight of the staring class and the glaring teacher , she squeaked and her papers went flying over her head again.

" Who are you and WHY ARE YOU LATE?" the teacher bellowed and Sakura visibly cowered.

" I-I-I" Sakura stuttered and the teacher leaned down his eyes bulging , magnified by the coke bottle glasses.

" SPEAK PROPERLY! ARTICULATE!" he screamed at Sakura and Sakura began to tense as Syaoran began to snicker. Tomoyo glared at Syaoran and this caused Eriol to snicker as well.

Sakura glanced up at the snickering and saw Syaoran. Instantly her sweet , innocent emerald eyes turned into the eyes of a very pissed wildcat.

" I WAS LATE BECAUSE OF THAT IDIOT SITTING RIGHT THERE!" Sakura screamed and the class jumped as Syaoran stared at Sakura .

" HE DUMPED WORMS IN MY BED!" She yelled , her hair flying in all directions her face red.

Tomoyo grew thoughtful. No wonder she was screaming and yelling...I guess it wasn't Bobo coming back for a reunion..

Syaoran got up , growing furious as well. " WELL YOU DUMPED GARBAGE ON ME!"

" THAT ISN'T AS WORSE AS WORMS!"

" YES IT IS!"

" NO IT ISN'T!"

" YES IT IS!"

" NO IT ISN'T!"

"YES IT IS!"

" NO IT ISN'T!"

" YES IT IS!"

" NO IT ISN'T!"

Finally the teacher bellowed , " SHUT UP AND GET TO YOUR SEATS NOW!"

The two quarrelling students stopped and just settled for glaring. Sakura collected her papers , without once taking her eyes of Syaoran.

She walked to her desk and moved her chair as far away from Syaoran as possible. Syaoran did the same and they both stuck their tongue out each other.

" This means war!" They both growled at each other and the teacher glared at them , as he turned around to write his name on the board in squeaky chalk marks.

Eriol leaned back in his chair and crossed his hands at the back of his head.

" Young love....so sweet!" he said , loudly.

Both Sakura , Syaoran and even Tomoyo turned to Eriol and unanimously shouted , " SHUT UP , ERIOL!"

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Syaoran brooded as he sat at the lunch table , staring at the ever so cheerful Sakura Kinomoto. He hated her. He hated her guts. He hated those sparkling emerald eyes. He hated those silky auburn locks. He hated that light figure , that sense of humour , the way she challenged him , the way she talked , laughed , walked...

HE HATED HER!

He let out another low growl as Eriol plopped down beside him and let out a breath.

" Quite an interesting week , might I say!"

Syaoran glared at his noodles. " Interesting? Ha! More like horrific.."

Eriol shrugged. " I tend to think of Sakura and Tomoyo not as rivals..."

Syaoran glanced at him curiously as Eriol peered at him over his glasses. " But more like...partners...in business..."

Syaoran stared at him for a full ten seconds before bursting into laughter. And when I say laughter , I mean laughter. Full rolling on the ground , clutching his stomach , even the tears that appeared in his eyes.

Eriol stared at the hysterical teen in wonder. Who knew such a serious boy could have such a laughing fit? Probably to make up for all those years he never even cracked a smile...

Finally , after about ten minutes of nearly having an asthma attack , Syaoran got up weakly and said , " Say that again! That was funny!"

Eriol glared at the chestnut haired boy in mock disgust. " Really , Syaoran. To actually have a sense of humour...I'm ashamed of you!"

Syaoran just shrugged a smile still on his face. Suddenly , he felt eyes on him and Syaoran turned to see Sakura staring at him. He glared at her full force and she narrowed her eyes.

Suddenly a tall , black haired boy walked over to Sakura. She broke from the glaring contest and for a couple of minutes , they were chatting. Sakura broke into giggles and a blush was evident from five miles away. The boy grinned and placed a hand on her shoulder before walking away , winking at Syaoran.

Syaoran nearly grew red with anger as he glared at the dark haired boy. He was flirting with Sakura! That was...That was..

" Feeling jealous?"

The remark shocked Syaoran out of his skin and he whirled around to see a smirking Eriol.

Syaoran rolled his eyes , trying to appear nonchalant. " Jealous of my enemy? Hmpf. Right..."

Eriol let out his breath. " Do you know who that was?"

Syaoran shook his head and Eriol grinned. " Hiiro Kangashi. One of the most popular guys in the school and named to be the hottest. I heard he has played six girls at one time before...amazing.."

Syaoran just rolled his eyes , and punched himself for starting the rolling the eyes habit again. Didn't he tell himself to stop? But it belonged here! Eriol was the only guy Syaoran knew who respected those who can play more than three girls at once...

" Whatever...I don't care....Actually Hiiro's little flirting skills with Sakura will maximize by two hundred....with the prank that I have in mind..."

Eriol's eyes brightened enormously as he leaned down to hear Syaoran's prank.

When Syaoran was finished , Eriol whistled. " Nice one , Syaoran....but are you going to act all innocent and nice while these prank is in the making?"

Syaoran guffawed. " Hell no! She deserves all the cruelty she can get!"

Eriol rose an eyebrow. " Weren't you supposed to be 'nice' to her? Be her friend? That was your punishment , you know!"

Syaoran stared at Eriol. " DAMN! I forgot..."

Eriol grinned as Syaoran banged the table.

" She just pisses me off sooo much...But who cares? What will Yelan do to me if I don't carry out this one punishment?"

Eriol shrugged. " Things like these have dire consequences..."

But Syaoran wasn't listening. He was already contemplating a plan for his Master Prank...on Sakura...

And these prank will be carried out on the one day that brings chills down the spine of every boy in the world....

Valentines Day....

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