hao-addict: i replaced it... made it humor... cried before this... wah...

DEDICATED TO: Ph33r the island Ona and Ona returns

Disclaimer: I do not own Shaman King. End of conversation.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Screamed a girl whose name is Onna. She was currently pointing at an empty bowl of rice.

"Who in the world ate my beef curry!" She continued as she was fretting madly about her beef curry.

"Yummers! That curry tasted great!" Said a brunette who was walking out of one corner. He seemed full and satisfied.

"Hao! Did you eat my CURRY!" Onna said as she was looking at Hao with evil eyes.

"Uh... I just saw a bowl there of beef curry then I ate it. Why? Something wrong?" Hao replied innocently.

"Oh YES THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG! THAT WAS THE BEEF CURRY I MADE WITH MY WHOLE HEART!" Onna said.

"But... It's your fault for just putting it there..." Hao replied once again, looking innocently like hell.

"Hao... Do you know what this means?" Onna said.

"What?" Hao asked.

"THIIISSS!" Onna shouted as she was pulling out the P.B.K. or aka Plastic Butter Knife and aimed it at Hao. Hao ran away as fast as he could.

"SPIRIT OF FIRE!" Hao summoned Spirit of Fire.

"Attack!" Hao commanded. Unfortunately, the Spirit of Fire didn't do anything. It was whimpering in fear by the feared P.B.K.

Hao just unsummoned S.O.F. then Onna started to chase Hao again.

This time she pulled out the I.T.S. aka Incredibly Tiny Scissors.

Onna started to laugh maniacally. And laughing. And laughing. Hao stared at Onna for a minute. Why was she copying MY maniacal laughter!

Hao started laughing as well. OH MY GOSH! ITS THEM LAUGHING LIKE HELL!

After a few second of laughing maniacally their hearts out. Onna pulled out the P.B.K. and the I.T.S. again and chased Hao.

Hao tripped over a bar of soap and fell to the ground.

Onna staked Hao with the P.B.K. and Hao disappears.

Unfortunately, Onna still didn't get the beef curry she wanted.

"Oh well.." She said to herself.

"At least no one could steal my beef curry ever again." She said as she whistled a little tune.

End of fic.

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