Auntie's Love: It has been three damn months since I last updated. Hmm? Anyways, I love seeing those fanfics posted up like this, so I decided to do something like this one. I like making fun of my favorite characters. Why? I really don't know. I hope you enjoy it. It's not funnier like the other ones in the other fanfics or the ones on Nickelodeon's 'All That'. And it's super-short as well. It'll just keep you entertain until my Parody of Card Captors starts to kick in. Then, it's Pokemon vs. Digimon, and so on…

Disclaimer: Nope, I still don't own anything. Don't own Queer as Folk either, so stop reading this.

Read your little eyes out.


Chapter Three: Know Your Stars, Pt. I

"Know your stars…"

Taichi was sitting on a stool, looking at the spotlights that are shinning around him.

"Taichi Yagami…with his last name spelled backwards, he should be called 'I'm a gay'."

"No, that's not true! I'm not gay!" Taichi made a callback.

"Oh, sure you are…" says with sarcasm, "Taichi Yagami… watches Queer as Folk every week."

"No, I don't, you're lying about that. And how did you know I watch that show, huh?"

It replies, "Oh, now you are agreeing to it?"

"You're stupid!" Taichi screamed.

"And you are gay, so shut up! Taichi Yagami…has slept with all the male digidestineds."

"You are so lying about that…the only digidestined I slept with is Sora."

As the truth slipped in, Sora got embarrassed and got on stage and stood by Tai with thrust-holding anger, "That was supposed to be a secret, I HATE YOU!" She hits him and runs off stage.

"Nice going, I'm a gay," it said.

"You shut the hell up!" yelled Tai, "I lost my very best friend, thanks to you."

"Taichi Yagami…can't deny that he is queer as a football bat!"

"For the final and last time, I AM NOT GAY!"

"Now you know, Taichi Yagami…"

"They sure don't."

"They sure do."

"You lied about everything about me," Tai yelled at the top of his voice.

It keeps denying it, "No, I think I got every single detail about you, I'm a gay!"

"It's Yagami, you idiot," Tai got off his chair in anger, "Come back here! When I track you down, you are going to be sorry!"


Okay, footnote mail:

Morianerulz- Well duh, it wasn't supposed to be funny. It was supposed to be hilarious. I was actually promoting the Black Eyed Peas album instead of making this a funny chapter. Either for you it wasn't funny or you didn't like Digimon Frontier that much? It's your call.

RyotheSaiyan- Yes they would, wouldn't they? Actually, at my old favorite fanfic I made a while ago called Sailor Digi-Moon, which got 'the boot' before I even notice that long, futile submission rules on the net, I did her as Sailor Jupiter's inheritance. My fanfic is okay. It's online in another fanfiction realm, burning love and alive. And I thank for reviewing two of my stories, it was a blessing. I know you are so ready for me to make DBZ World for Anime Kingdom, are you?

See you in the next chapter…