Natsumi: Hey! Sorry for not updating for… three days I think it was. I was at my evil mother's house. Also, I couldn't think of anything to write… Oh yes, if you're a Vash fan girl, beware! That is all I'm saying…

I don't own Trigun or anything mentioned in this story except Keket. Catherine Lewie Rain owns Star.

Enjoy! (evil laugh)

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Chapter Four: Idiot!

"WHAT?!" Star yelled, strangling Keket after she told her. "Evil vampire! YOUR HEAD IS MINE KEKET GUNSLINGER!"

Through being strangled, Keket managed to choke out, "It's… not… my fault! He…'s… the… one… who asked!"

"I don't care!" Star growled. "You could've said no!"

She let go when a few students started looking at her oddly. Keket coughed, and rubbed her neck. "How could I have said no? I mean, have you seen the guy up close?!"

Star gave her the most sinister death glare she had ever got. "Yes…" she said through gritted teeth.

"Well, you can't just blame me. You're the one who went to sit with the moron," Keket shot back, crossing her arms.

"He has a name, 'ya know," Star muttered.

"Yeah. So?"

Star made an odd noise that sounded like something between a growl and a sigh. She walked down the hall, leaving Keket to walk to her next class by herself. She sighed. 'Shows what one word can do…' Keket thought. 'Oh well! I have a date with the hottest guy I've ever seen!'

The day dragged on. She went to her classes, answered the constant questions about being a vampire, and thought about Legato. When at last the day was over, she met Star outside.

"Still mad at me?" she asked. She noticed everyone was staring at her. She was wearing a long black coat and sun glasses. The glasses looked more like goggles.

"Not as much as earlier, but…" Star grinned evilly.

Keket sweat dropped. "What?"

"I'm not letting you drink from me tonight," she laughed.

Keket's eyes widened behind her goggles. "What? Why?"

"Payback's a bitch and so am I."

"Hey! That's my catch phrase!" Keket growled. Just then, Vash and Wolfwood walked over. 'Gee… Just what I need…'

"Hey Star! Hey Keket!" Vash called, smiling broadly.

Keket said nothing, but Star answered in a dreamy voice, "Hey Vash…"

"Nice outfit, Kek," Wolfwood laughed.

"My name is Keket, not Kek…" she muttered.

"So? What's the difference?" Vash asked. Keket noticed Star wasn't in any hurry to back her up.

"There's a big difference, moron. To put it simply so your feeble minds can comprehend what I'm say-"

"Wha?" Vash interrupted. "So many big words…"

"She does that a lot…" Star muttered.

Keket glared at them. "Anyway. Kek is the God of Darkness in Egyptian mythology, whereas Keket is the Goddess of Darkness. So get it right."

"Whatever, Kek," Vash said, sniggering.

Before she knew it, Keket had tackled Vash and was beating his head off the ground. Star screamed and tried to pull her off, but Keket was stronger than she was. Wolfwood was laughing, as Vash screamed like a girl. Finally, a pair of strong arms wrapped around her waist and pulled her off. This, however, didn't stop her from trying to pound Vash to a pulp.

"Keket," a familiar voice whispered in her ear. "Stop."

Her movements ceased and she looked up into the gold eyes of Legato. He gave a trace of a smile and said, "Funny how we keep meeting like this, isn't it?"

"Yeah," she breathed. Vash was yelling, but she couldn't make out the words; she was lost in those golden orbs…

SLAP!

Her hand shot to her cheek, and she looked to see Star standing there, glaring at her. Normally, she would've slapped her back, but something told her not to. Not to mention, Star was the only friend she had at the moment.

"Wha… What was that for?" Keket asked numbly.

"You need to learn to control your temper!" Star snapped.

Keket looked her behind to see Vash and Wolfwood. Wolfwood was bent over laughing and Vash was glaring at him with an eye that was, most likely, going to be bruised and a bloody lip.

She snickered, and realized Legato was still holding her. Seeming to read her mind, he let go.

"Do you realize you coulda got expelled?" Star yelled.

"Worth it," Keket muttered. "I'm going home. See 'ya later, Legato, and see 'ya when you get done tending to you new boyfriend Star!"

That said, Keket started walking away with Star yelling at her back that Vash wasn't her boyfriend. 'Whatever…' Keket thought.

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Natsumi: Once again, I wrote that by myself. You can probably tell since there wasn't that much of Star. Heh… Oh yeah! The thing about Kek and Keket might not be right. I got that off a name site. Don't kill me! Now! Reviewer thing again!

Vashluver1: Heh. I still hafta talk to Star about the Vash/Meryl pairing. I'm glad you think it's good. Hmm… Actually, I never thought to have Legato as a vampire. Thanks for the idea! Sorry about the lack of jockyness. I don't know how they act that much 'cause I don't bother with them and they don't bother with me. Maybe they just fit the profile. LOL.

Catherine Lewie Rain: Heh heh… ;; You shoulda seen that coming! O.o;; Note to Self: Bring "little friend" to Star's house on Friday…

Tortured-Soul-so-Young: Good to hear that you were smiling so much! I'm sorry about your friends… :(

Ra-Power: Thanks! Griffins' rock! My friend and I are obsessed with them. Along with many other things that we're not supposed to like but do… Hehehehehe.

kittypnay: (tries to pronounce name) Hmm… Oh well! Glad you liked!

I feel special! A lot of people like my story! I'll try to get the next chapter up soon. I'm running outta ideas… O.o;;

R&R!