Natsumi: Hey peoples! I updated! Enjoy!

Chapter Five: And you would be…?

Keket was in the process of picking out and outfit when Star walked through the door. She walked straight to the kitchen, grabbed a pop, and plopped down on the couch. Star turned on the TV to CMT like she did every day.

Keket went back to preparing for her date. She decided to wear black vinyl pants and a black tank top with a black, mesh shirt under it. She put her leather choker on to finish off the outfit.

The door bell rang, and Keket struggled to get her black boots on. It rang again, indicating Star was mad and wasn't going to answer the door. Keket muttered something under her breath, and walked to get it.

Legato stood in the hall dressed in all black. He was wearing baggy pants and a baggy shirt. He blinked a few times when he saw her.

"Wow…" he said looking at her pants. "Very, uh, shiny…"

"Heh," Keket blushed. "Yeah…"

They walked down the hall, rode the elevator down, and walked outside. Legato steered her toward a small café. They sat down by a window, and ordered drinks; Legato a water and Keket a Dr. Pepper.

"So, what movie do you want to see?" Legato asked her.

"Hmm, I dunno. How about Van Helsing?" Keket said.

She glanced over Legato's shoulder and saw someone walking over to them. He had blue eyes and light blonde hair. "Legato!" he called.

Legato made a sound that sounded like an agitated gasp. Then the new person grabbed a chair and sat down. He grinned at them. Keket got a feeling that Legato knew this person.

"Hey, babe," he said to Keket, making her growl.

"You must be related to that moron…" she muttered. "Vash…"

The man twitched. "Yeah. I'm his brother, unfortunately. My name is Knives, and you?"

"Keket," she said.

"What do you want Knives?" Legato asked, looking at him in an annoyed way.

"Aww, nothing. Just wanted to talk to my best bud!" Knives laughed clapping him on the back.

Keket raised an eyebrow. "Okay then…"

"Soo, Vash tells me you two are going to a movie? What fun…" he said. It was obvious he wanted to come.

"No," Legato said. "Shall we go then Keket?"

She nodded, and they paid for their drinks, leaving Knives to sit by himself, somewhat stunned.

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Natsumi: Heh. Remember when I said I was running outta ideas? Heh… Sorry it was lame. I had no help again and I couldn't think of anything. But good news! Star's here!

[Clapping is heard from a tape in the radio]

Star: Bonjour, Madams, Monsieur's (Sorry if I spelled it wrong) How ya'll doin'? Miss meh?

Natsumi: (shoos Star outta her seat) Now! Reviews!

Vashluver1: Hehehe. Yeah, Wolfwood does look like a Goth. I made Legato a Goth because I'm Goth and like Goth guys. Heh… I took one of those tests and it said I was a redneck… Hmm… Odd…

Xio-xing: Sorry you feel that way. BUT! You do know this is supposed to be a parody right? [Star: (coughs a few times) Excuse me… But, HOW DOES IT INSULT TRIGUN!!!!! (Swears a few times) You people 'N your god forsaken' Flames…! (Mutters about to keep your mouth shut if ya don't like the story) Here's Natsumi again.] O.o And I thought I took flames badly…

Emily the almighty sponge: Sure! Go ahead! How do I give you the speech thing though?

Ra-Power: Hehe. I could picture it too while I was typing it. Can you tell I don't like him very much? (mutters about how he killed Legato) I have a bunch of book on Egyptian gods that I still need to read… O.o;;

Catherine Lewie Rain: Awww… Poor Star… MINE! (gets hit because Star is sitting right next to her) Ow… Yes… Internet Legato is mean, but… MINE!

Ok. Till next chapter because some peoples are here for a walk, so later!

R&R!