Natsumi: Hello again. Yes. I got this chapter out sooner than I planned because Star BUGGED me to do it since she's here.
Star: 'Ello! What this is the third chapter we worked on together ! How pathetic… Welp, I didn't BUG her I gave hints. (Rubs Leg) She's the one who kicked me… So payback .. Here's Natsumi.
Natsumi: (coughs) I kicked her AFTER she bugged me but anyway… If anyone didn't know, the definition of SEXY BEAST is Sully Erna! : )
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The next day at school, Keket smirked watching Vash limp to his classes. She smiled innocently at him receiving a glare in return. 'At least me and Star are on speaking terms again,' she thought. 'Yes. My life is getting better.' She smiled inwardly. Keket looked up from her Nocturnal Witchcraft book to see Himeko walk into the room and sit down next to her.
The two girls exchanged smiles and said hello. Himeko was wearing a hat and black jeans with cuts and chains with a black halter top. "Did you see Vash today?" she asked rather evilly.
"Yeah," Keket smiled. Just then someone tapped her on the shoulder. She turned around to see two girls glaring at her. One of them was Meryl and the other she didn't know. She had purple-ish hair that covered her one eye. Her visible eye was also purple. She was wearing all black as well. "Can I help you?"
Meryl and the other girl glared at her. "How dare you!" the girl snapped. "How-!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Back up a minute. Do I know you?" Keket interrupted.
"My name is Dominique," she answered simply.
"And why are you biting my head off?"
"Because you went out with Legato Bluesummers last night!" Dominique hissed.
"And you and that girl beat up Vash!" Meryl added pointing to Himeko.
"Ah. Soo… Dominique is jealous? And Meryl has a crush?" Keket laughed.
They glared at her more. Meryl's posse had turned up sometime during the exchange of words and had joined in glaring. Keket sighed. 'I hate people…'
Star appeared through the doorway, and walked up to Keket and Himeko glaring at Meryl and all the girls, "Ok… May I ask what is going on?"
Meryl turned to look at Star and her eyes narrowed. "You went out with Vash!"
Star put a hand to her forehead and said, "Yeah, I guess I did, didn't I? Well now I'm regretting it… Perv…" She pulled up and chair and sat across from Keket.
"He is not a perv!" Meryl screeched.
Keket turned to look at her. "Then you must be a slut. Nice combination. You two should really hook up."
Star spat, "You can have him, and his brother. Butt touching freaks. Now listen up, leave us alone or you'll end up like Vashy over there. Just with your legs detached."
Meryl shot one last glare at them, and then her and her posse stalked away. Dominique remained, still glaring daggers at Keket.
Keket sighed. "What do you want?"
"I want you to leave Legato alone," she said.
Keket smiled and shrugged. "Hey. He asked me out. Think of me however you want - vampire, slut, bitch - I really don't fucking care."
Dominique narrowed her eyes. "This isn't over," she muttered before walking off.
"Of course it isn't…" Keket turned back to face her friends. "Soo… How was your night?"
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Himeko poked at the gray "thing" lying on her lunch tray. "What is it?"
Keket eyed it for a moment, then said, "I think it's pizza…"
Star smiled, "Nothings wrong with my lunch." She dumped her pineapples into her milk and started drinking it. "My chicken nuggets are good." She picked up a chicken nugget covered with bread, ketchup, and pineapples and ate it.
Himeko and Keket cringed. Keket looked down at her own pizza solemnly. Making a decision, she covered it with a napkin and said a mock prayer for it.
"What the hell are you doing, Keket?" Himeko asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Giving it a burial."
Himeko and Star slapped their foreheads.
"Why are you giving the pizza a burial?" a familiar voice asked.
Keket jumped. "Legato! You scared me!"
Legato smiled. "Now why are you giving the pizza a burial?"
"Because it's dead…" Keket answered, prodding the pizza with a pencil.
Star smiled and stood up with a homemade chicken nugget in hand, "Hey, Legato." She held up the nugget. "Wanna try?"
Legato looked at her oddly and then shrugged. He took a seat between Star and Keket as Star handed him a nugget. Keket watched in concern, while Star and Himeko watched in amusement. He bit into the nugget and blinked.
"This is good," he said to Star.
Keket and Himeko cringed. Star smiled taking a drink of her pineapple milk, "Wanna try the milk too?" She laughed, "You don't need to."
Legato looked over at Keket, who shook her head violently. He looked back at Star. "I'll pass."
Star scooted her chair closer to Legato's, "Now, lets ask a few questions." She smiled brightly.
Keket looked at Star curiously. "Questions? What questions?"
"Just some questions." Star turned to Legato, "Now… 'Bout you and Keket dating. Since I treat her as a sister, do you promise to bring her back at, at least, 11:00 PM?!"
Keket looked at Star incredulously, while Himeko lapsed into a fit of silent snickers. Legato blinked for a moment. "Uh… Yes?"
While Legato was talking Star was jotting something down on paper. She held up the paper and said, "Now if you don't obey these rules, you shall be either, attacked by man eating cats, or dogs. You'll be de-manned, believe me when I say that… Now, to finish this deal please sign on the dotted line!" She slammed the paper on the table and looked at Legato in the eye, "Well?!"
Keket had taken to resting her head on her arms on the lunch table, Himeko had fallen out of her chair laughing, and Legato was staring at Star with a stupefied expression.
"Well?!" Star said. "Should I bring out the knife?"
Legato took the paper and scribbled his name on the line. "There."
Star grabbed the paper and tucked it in a folder, "Well, did I make a good first expression? Or did I just scare you?"
A flying pencil hit Star in the temple. "Hey!" she shouted and looked around for the culprit. Keket was sitting up now, her pale cheeks flushed with red. Her fingers tapped the table impatiently.
Star smiled at her innocently. Himeko shook her head. "You're crazy, Star."
"Yup! I know!"
In a flash of black, Star was sitting on the seat beside her and Knives had taken her place. He smiled at her as she looked around in surprise. He turned his attention towards Keket, Legato, and Himeko.
"Hey," he said and without waiting for responses added, "Last night was great!"
"Glad you think so…" Keket said sarcastically.
"You're new girlfriend really did a number on my brother."
"She's not his new girlfriend," a voice said behind her. Keket and Himeko looked around and saw Dominique standing there. 'Surprise, surprise,' Keket thought.
"Dominique?" Legato asked. "What are you doing?"
"Nothing," Dominique smiled. "Keket, meet me outside. After school."
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Natsumi: Suspense! Now I'll do the reviewer thingy.
NiksChik: I'll try. . Glad you liked it.
vashluver1: Yep. I updated. School does suck… -.-
Halikae: .! Of course I put you in!
crazy: Yeah. I plan on continuing this until I really run outta ideas.
my world: I plan on it. Maybe next chapter.
Busty-BCH: I love tormenting Vash. It serves him right for killing Legato! sobs
crypticgoddess: Glad you like it.
arcnine: As I mentioned before, I don't care about flames. They help me make the story better. And an insult to the characters you say? It's a parody.
Girlkitsune: Thanks! I had them ditch Knives mainly because I don't like him… Neh…
Rin-D: Heh. I'm in eighth grade too. And vampires rock! So do werewolves. I favor vampires more though. Heh. Anyway, I hope you continue reading this! .
Catherine Lewie Rain: Why hello Star. And maybe you will. Maybe you won't.
koga'smate: Well I know everyone has their own opinions, but I think Meryl is a MAJOR prep. She bugs me.
Natsumi: Well that's it! Until next time!
Whoo! 50 reviews! Thank you all so much! (Even the flames. They still count as reviews!)
