Once upon a time there was a boy named Sora. He was walking to school one morning when he saw Selphie and Kairi across the street. When he walked up to them he thought he heard the word 'egg mcmuffin' and his curiosity forced him to walk near Kairi and asked "What about an Egg Mcmuffin?" Both girls glared at him and ran away suddenly. "Weird…." He said and continued his walk to school.
When he reached the school campus he saw his friend Riku. "He Riku!" he called and told his friend about Selphie and Kamakaze (AKA Kairi) attitude towards him that morning. "Well what did you say?" Riku asked "Egg McMuffin" Suddenly Riku punched Sora in the face and ran off.
When class started his teacher asked why his nose was bleeding and Sora began to explain the odd behavior of his friends and the creature Kairi. "Well, what did you say?" his teacher asked. "Uh….Egg McMuffin…." Suddenly his teacher screamed at him and sent him up to the principal's office and Sora miserably trudged up to the dreaded office of the principal(of DOOM!)
When he reached the office, the principal made him sit down in front of the big wooden desk of horror. "So tell me what happened" asked ANSEM! THE PRINCIPAL OF ALL THAT IS EVIL AND KNOWLEDGABLE! And so Sora told him everything. "Well, what did you say to make them all mad?" "Egg…Mcmuffin…" and as expected the principal got beet red and he roared at Sora, telling him that he was an evil little spiky haired child of despair and that he was hereby expelled from school. "Just….Go….HOME!"
When Sora got home, his mom confronted him. "What the hell happened!" she asked. "I said Egg Mcmuffin" he said. "SORA GET YOUR ASS TO YOUR ROOM AND WAIT FOR YOUR FATHER TO GET HOME!" she roared and Sora scrambled up to his room in fear of the horrid beast of doom that was his mother.
A few hours later his father came home and demanded to know what he had done to get expelled and make his mother so upset. "ALL I FREAKING SAID WAS EGG MC-FREAKING-MUFFIN! THAT WHAT!" That….is….IT! I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS KIND OF TALK IN MY OUSE! GET OUT NOW!" His father chased him out of the house and into the street waving a big metal bat.
10 years later, Sora was still out in the streets, uneducated and homeless. One day he saw an old lady across the street pushing a cart and telling passerbys that she was selling Egg McMuffins for 10 cents. Sora decided to go see the thing that caused his utter demise. When he ran across the street, he got hit by a car and the moral of this story is to ALWAYS look both ways before you cross the street.
