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Ch 4- Sun Quan has a stick up his ass

"Who are these girls and what are they doing here?" Yelled a quite pissy Sun Quan.

"These are my sisters," The young empress answered still in shock from seeing her sisters thrown in front of her.

"What are they doing here?" Quan asked the guards that brought them in.

"We found them fleeing from Cao Cao's castle." Was the simple reply.

"And why were you two fleeing from the castle?" Quan questioned them relentlessly.

"HELLO, it was Cao Cao's castle we were fleeing from. You know him, he's the Sex Maniac of the three kingdoms, you know wants to screw everything that's female," Chun Ri replied angrily.

"Liao's dead," Chun Li added softly.

"Oh no, Li it's ok," Chun Mi rushed to comfort Li.

"Mi, she is a enemy, don't go comforting her." Quan whined.

"She is family before she is an enemy." Mi answered fiercely.

"Why do you have a stick up your ass?", Ri asked.

"HOW DARE YOU, I AM EMPEROR OF WU."

"That impresses me how? Look I've had to deal with a maniac that's tried to molest me on several occasions, so yeah, I can take you any day. Your majesty." Ri replied.

"I could have you executed right now, you know." Quan threatened.

"Whoo Hooo, I was facing execution at Wei also." Ri shot back.

"Why, because you couldn't keep your mouth shut little girl?" Quan taunted and some soldiers laughed.

"No, because I kept my mouth shut if you know what I mean." Ri taunted back "Unlike what some people would probably do."

"Well, I have spent enough time talking to these common girls. Come Mi, let's go back to the camp."

Mi just stood there. Then she walked up to Quan and slapped him as hard as she could. Quan just stood there, mouth agape, holding his already bruising cheek.

"How dare you insult my family, how dare you." was all she could get out.

"Fine have them come along, but you will not go unpunished for you impudence."

Zhou Tai watched the small girl walk to sit next to her husband the next morning for breakfast. She was fairly bruised up and did not at all look happy to see her husband. What a bastard he thought as he assessed her injuries; she had a telltale sign of bruising on her jaw that suggested a punch had been thrown. He looked at Quan, he looked as smug as could be. Too bad for Quan everyone knows that he had someone beat her up for him. Even with the bruises and broken nose, she was beautiful. She was smart too and had fire in her. Too bad Quan was desperately trying to drench that fire. Stop thinking about her, she belongs to Quan, you know the EMPEROR of Wu. He mentally scolded himself. He noticed that her sisters were seating themselves next to him.

"I can't believe him, beating Mi." She was just trying to help us.. Ri whispered angrily.

"I don't know what she can do" Li answered sadly.

"I do" Zhou Tai answered, "She can get "killed in battle and leave.

"I like the way you think" Ri giggled, "Name's Chun Ri, I don't believe we've met!"

"I'm Zhou Tai, I don't like seeing your sister get hurt."

"You've got the hotts for Mi" Ri almost squealed.

"She's quite beautiful, and she's got a nice personality. What guy wouldn't be attracted to her?" Zhou Tai defended himself.

"Sun Quan obviously, he's been eying Li ever since we got into camp." Ri stated.

"Well from what I know, and mind you that's a lot since I am Quan's personal bodyguard, she is still a virgin. She refuses to sleep with him." Zhou Tai laughed.

"Can you blame her" was the response. "Thanks for the advice, tattle on us and I will hurt you."

"Lord Sun Quan, we wish to fight for your side against Cao Cao." Chun Ri stated to the Wu emperor.

"How can I be sure that you and your sister will remain loyal to Wu" Quan sneered.

"My loyalties were to Zhang Liao, my husband, not Wei. I lost him because of Cao Cao, I will avenge him!" Came the soft but firm reply from Chun Li, not Ri as everyone though would answer.

"So, you are Zhang Liao's widow." (Hmmm, well we might be able to use that to our advantage.) Quan was thinking. "Very well, welcome to the Wu army, generals. You shall be my wife's bodyguards." He made sure to spit the word wife with as much venom as possible."

"As you wish my lord." Ri answered and bowed. (Perfect)


WAHHHHHH, this chapter didn't flow that well. Next chapter will go better, I hope. Please Review!