No, I still don't own Dynasty Warriors. I'm saving up the money in my piggy bank to buy the title.
Shu comes into the picture!
"So here's the plan: We go into battle, Mi gets "killed", and we leave."
"Two problems: One, where are we going to go, and two, does Mi want to leave?"
"One, I don't know; two, she wants to get away from Emperor stick up his ass, but I don't see her running away from Zhou Tai."
Our Plans were interrupted by the younger of the Qiao sisters. The older one's daily routine consisted of walking around the palace crying and wailing. Li lost Liao, but I don't see her running around bawling. The younger one was just a puppy dog for Zhou Yu. Sure he loves her, but all she ever talks about is him.
"Hi, guess what Zhou Yu said this morning," She exclaimed, "He said we are going to ally with Shu!"
See what I mean?
"That's lovely," I lied, but then I got thinking and perked up (Ji is in Shu with uhhh.. Ma Che, ummm.. Ma Chan, I got it Ma Chao!! I'm so smart!!)
"When will we see them?" I asked.
"I don't know, I just know that icky Quan is making Sun Shang Xiang marry the Shu Lord."
(He's using his own sister to save his butt. How low is this guy? He's making Cao Cao look halfway decent!) "How is Lady Sun taking it?" I asked politely, I knew she hated Quan. She thought he wasn't worthy of the Sun name and Wu.
"She's not taking it well at all, she's about to take the throne away from him." Xiao replied.
"Imagine that."
"Quan's also taking another wife." Xiao informed me.
"Why, he has a wife perfectly capable of kicking his ass any day. Yes, he can find women like that all over the place, but he's got one right here with him." I argued.
"He says that Mi isn't up to his standards." Xiao told me, "He is considering marrying Da, he said she's a little more up to his level."
She added this part a little haughty. She seems to think that since we were raised in Dong Zhou's court, that we had been his little slaves. She also thought that since she and Da were born of nobility while we did not know our parentage, they were higher up than us.
"Listen you little bitch, I really don't care if he marries Da. He would probably be a lot nicer if he had a slut to screw him." I smiled smugly at the little girl and she glared at me.
"At least we're married. She was empress of Wu while she was married to Ce, which's all she wanted of him. She'll used Quan to be the empress again and the overtake your sister. Beat that." She cooed evilly.
"Be thankful I didn't take the marriage proposal , otherwise I'd be empress of Wei and be in command of an army a hell of a lot larger and stronger than Wu will ever be under Quan's rule." I whispered to her. "Cao Cao is an easy man to control, who do you think runs Wei? Right now it's Sima Yi, but if he takes a wife, she'll be in control. Better hope she doesn't hate you. Or else if you were captured, you'd go straight to Cao Cao's harem."
Xiao quivered at this thought, "Humph, I'm going to tell Zhou Yu!" And she was gone.
We heard Da wailing as she made her daily rounds, "OH SHUT UP YOU, YOU'LL BE EMPRESS AGAIN SOON! DAMN YOUR WAILS PISS ME OFF!"
---------2 Weeks later-----------
Some soldiers of Shu came to Wu to finalize the alliance. Our hopes were fulfilled when we saw a Ma Chao; he had my sister at his side.
"Sis" Mi and I cried as we ran to the oldest and self-proclaimed leader of the four of us. It had been almost two years since we had last seen her. Finally if only for a short time, we were reunited.
"Li, Ri, what are you doing here?" Ji asked us.
"Well hello to you too, sis." We replied.
"Sorry, I didn't expect you to be in Wu."
"Well Cao Cao defeated Yuan Shao, and I came to Wei. I wouldn't become Cao Cao's slut so he sentenced me to death." I replied. But before I could be executed, battle broke up and, and....." I couldn't finish as I saw Li's face.
"Liao died in battle, so I freed Ri and we fled until we were captured be Wu and here we are." Li finished for me almost in tears.
"Oh, I'm so sorry! Liao was such a good man, I was so happy when he proposed." Ji stated almost in tears.
Finally a thought struck me, "Hey Ji wanna help us with our plan to get Mi outta this hellhole?"
Sorry so short and not well written, I have to have my debate case ready Fri and I have regional meet for academic team.
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Answers to Reviews:
CrazyInsanity: I can't stand bad grammar either. I like the Japanese Iron Chef better too.
HarborRat: I know Sun Jian messed up when he pulled Quan out of the pool that day...
Lacitar13: Unfortunately, yes everyone wants to kill the girls. But they WILL be happy in the end, I promise.
