Out of Placed Rabbit

"Divine/large beings speaking."

'Divine/large beings thinking.'

"Normal talking."

'Normal thinking.'

" Action."

Disclaimer:

This work is not me trying to offend someone and Naruto isn't mine.

Happy NNN


Kaguya

The class is calm with only the sounds of pens or pencils scratching on top of papers as Iruka sensei gives us one of his lectures; there's a faint sound of a clock ticking, but it was overpowered by Iruka sensei's voice. The subject that he's teaching is the origin of shinobi law, its foundation, its origin, and its place in society. Most of the class is focused on the subject Iruka sensei is teaching us; you usually wouldn't get that much enthusiasm from most of us to study, which makes the scene I'm seeing right now… odd.

But Knowing what we'll all do next month it'll suddenly make sense why the usually chatty class becomes such good students. Today marks the final month our class will have in the academy as next month the dreaded final exam is going to be commenced. This is the moment in time that will decide our future of course most of us are studying with our life on the line. I'm exaggerating, but you get the point. With such an important test coming next month, you would expect everyone will be serious and have a sense of urgency. Except for the ones who are named Naruto, Sasuke, and Shikamaru.' How the frick could they have such a no f#cks given attitude!'

Suspect 1: Shikamaru, isn't sleeping surprisingly, he's only lazing around not focusing in class, he's lucky that Choji was blocking him from Iruka sensei's view if not 'ugh.' My body instinctively felt a cold shiver. Let's just hope Shikaku-san can inter- yeah that's not going to happen. You know what, why do I even care? He'll just magically pass the test with a passing grade again. I worked my ass off and that bastard just went through it with no problem. I don't hate him just… mad.

Suspect no 2: Naruto, unlike Shikamaru, is sleeping. I like you to imagine, our classroom is in the shape of your normal room and the inside is what you'll typically find in an institution that was made to educate, you know, a blackboard, chairs, and so on and so on. But there's a quirk unlike civilian school the further back you are to the classroom you'll find that the elevation is getting higher, which in turn makes it easier for people from the back to see the front unless you have bad eyesight you get the point. This also made in turn the people in front able to see people from the back better. You know where this is going.

Lo and behold Naruto Uzumaki sleeping in class in the final month of the academy without a care in the world. He's just sleeping soundlessly with his hand supporting his head not caring about any consequences he might produce upon himself. I can't help but shake my head conservatively seeing his antics and smile a little. 'I love this guy as if he were my family, but sometimes he's an idiot.' Then a certain idea comes to mind, a very mischievous one. Naruto whiskers are very sensitive like a lot. I was tempted to have a little bit of fun and wake him up mischievously. Raising my hand toward his cheeks, it is mere inches away from the funni. The keyword is tempted. Yeah, I'm not going to do it if he overreacts. It's not only him who's going to clean the cafeteria again. 'Ugh, hate that place.'

Our third suspect is Sasuke, he's in the corner just watching something, brooding, like the emo he is. I think he's bored with the study subject Iruka sensei is giving us. I can't blame him to be honest, in that part I'm bored as well. Many of these subjects I have already self-taught in my own spare time; I'm just hearing the same thing I've learned, but at least it can help me to remember or take notes if I miss something in my study. Sasuke though doesn't care enough to focus on the subject at hand only thinking about his plan of revenge I bet… he has changed for the worse.

Scratch that saying that Sasuke has changed since the massacre is a massive understatement. 4 years, it's been 4 years since the Uchiha massacre; looks like the wound that monster gave him is not going to close anytime soon. The massive change Sasuke had is honestly Sad to see. The introverted but friendly boy was replaced by the self-loathing, pessimistic, broken mess that he is right now.

'How far you've fallen Sasuke.' I can't think of any way for him to be saved at this point. At this rate, I think there's no saving him despite what Sakura, ino, and Naruto saying otherwise. Those eyes have seen enough to know what it wants…. Revenge. Itachi Uchiha, whatever it takes Sasuke wants him dead by any means necessary. Even if he hasn't fallen that deep to hurt a fellow Konoha shinobi, I know that he only sees us as a tool to attain his revenge. I've seen the way he "spars" with Naruto if you could call it that. While one just treats it as a normal person will do, the other just sees it as if it was everything to him as a means to test himself against the true enemy. Every time Sasuke loses a spar I can feel the hatred he has for Naruto grows. leading to some nasty accidents in the training yard. 'And Naruto still thinks that he can save him. That guy obviously hated him since the day he changed.'

Speaking of change. A jolt of pain suddenly can be felt on my forehead. Touching my forehead with my right thumb coursing from left to middle. I felt some sort of slit on it. Pressing it slightly, I winced when an unpleasant feeling appeared directly in my brain. Picking up my pen with the same hand, I continued to take notes of Iruka sensei's lecture. Trying hard to focus on the subject Iruka sensei explains in front of the class; only to fail miserably as my mind is still thinking about the jolting pain I had earlier.

The slit in my forehead revealed to be something akin to a third eye. No one knows exactly what caused me to grow a new third eye. Even the Med-nin who is hired specifically for me doesn't even know what is wrong with my body. The only sensible explanation I got is from Naruto, who in turn got it from the third Hokage. Months before, he was in our house and only spoke with Naruto. I don't know what happened but the subject of my new additional organ must have been brought up by Naruto and the Third Hokage, seeing no harm in it, channeled his chakra on my forehead.

Mutation

It is always a mutation for me. From my whitening hair, whitening skin, and whitening eyes. It is always mutations that answer my weird appearance. At least, I have some new powers because of it, but the unwanted side effects outweigh the new powers I've gained. Teleportation, an enormous amount of chakra, and an unnatural affinity with gravity. Granted, most of these powers are difficult to wield and control; it takes an enormous amount of energy and focus to just use them with any sense of control.

The horns have grown longer, almost shaping like a bunny ear. Naruto said it made me cuter, especially when I'm eating mochi with both hands. It's endearing to see him try to convince me that I am not a monster in the making.

"Naruto!" Iruka sensei yelled at him while throwing chalk at Naruto, throwing me out of my stupor. I can catch it but where's the fun in that? The chalk hit the middle center of his forehead making his head fly a bit. That certainly woke him up. Rubbing his forehead trying to dampen the pain, I slightly giggled seeing the comeuppance he deserved.

"What did I tell you about sleeping in class?!" Cold sweats can be seen dripping on his skin knowing what punishment he will receive. This time the whole class is joining me laughing at Naruto. Naruto glared at me feeling betrayed that I also laughed. I rolled my eyes at Naruto's reaction to me.

I shook my head and whispered, "I told you not to sleep in class, but you didn't listen.'

" You could at least wake me up when Iruka is staring at me." He whispered in an annoyed voice.

"Alright, everyone calms down!" Iruka tries to order the class but is ignored by the sound of the class laughing. "I SAID CALM DOWN!!!" That certainly shut the class up. "Naruto, Kaguya, you both are going to clean the cafeteria…again." Huh me?

I pointed at myself in confusion at the mention of my name. "Huh, me? I didn't do anything!" That's bull!

"I think not focusing in class counts as something. I don't care if you are number one in theoretical exams. No daydreaming in my class, young lady." That's a stupid excuse!

"But-but Sasuke and Shikamaru are…"

"Taking the class seriously, look at them." Both of them are writing what is on the board like the ''good" students they are. "Even in all of this commotion, they manage to focus." Shikamaru didn't react but I can see a smug smile on that bastard's face.

"B-But…"

"No buts. I'll see the two of you after class ends." He turned back to write on the board. "Now let's get back to the difference between civilian and shinobis law…." My mouth hangs in the air at the unfair punishment I received. Hearing Naruto sniggering from my right; this time it was my turn to glare at him.

"This is all your fault." I accused him with a hushed tone.

"How is this my fault? You're the one that didn't wake me up!" Naruto defended himself.

"True… but you wouldn't be sleeping in class if you hadn't written all of those seals all night!" Honestly, what was mom thinking when she gave Naruto those basic seal books? I can't even step into that room without my legs stepping on to failed sealing paper or it being dotted with ink! I swear every day he's evolving to become more like dad, too busy with the little world he has made with his mind than actually hanging out with me. Don't get me wrong it's not like I want him to hang out with me all the time, but at least learn to know when to have a limit "You nerd!" the last part I said out loud.

"For the last time, I am not a nerd! Doing physical activity all day will get boring sometimes. At least I've turned my boredom productively with more reading." Yeah, about seals all day. "Unlike some "lady" who just abandoned it almost entirely." He said while pointing at my choice of clothing, which I must admit does look more tomboyish than a girl my age would probably wear. "You brute!" Ironic name-calling since despite my tomboy look he was still the more brutish between us two.

"Oh don't use that argument," I rolled my eyes. "You know why I don't read that often because I've run out of things to read. There's a limit on how many books I read on repeat before it gets boring. I've studied all the material in the academy!" Pale eyes meet blue. The both of us glared with such intensity that an imaginary lightning bolt came out of our eyes. For our friends and family, this is a familiar scene. The both of us like to bicker so much that we tend to forget other people are also with us.

"Kaguya, Naruto…" An ominous voice that is holding back his anger can be heard. We both stopped glaring at each other; turned our heads to the source of the voice, with cold sweat mirroring each other, and gulped at the same time. The whole class is turning their head toward us. "OUT! The two of you!"

Iruka sensei looked down on us because of his height in anger. Crossing his arm he tapped his right index finger on the left arm he was crossing with. "If I see that one of you is gone, both of you are going to clean the Inuzuka's clan dog house! Are we clear??!"

"Sir, yes, sir!" We both said in Unison with backs straightened. Without saying a word Iruka sensei re-entered the classroom.

"This isn't so bad, it could be worse." I cracked my knuckle hearing him." Kaguya, Why are you looking at me that way?" Naruto asked nervously.

"Oh nothing, I'm just looking at you with a certain thought in mind." I raised my feet so I could reach It.

"Kaguya c-can you put down the slipper?" He stumbled and met the floor. "Kaguya, please we can talk about this!" He raised his hand toward me in a stopping motion and his blue eyes reflected something that was glowing red. 'Oh, Naruto, how naive you are. It could get worse, for you that is.'

"Say hello to my little friend."


1 Month Later

'is this really it?'

For this test, we will not provide a map.

Class: C rank mission

Location of waypoint: Tanzaku Gai.

Mission objective: Transport mission

What's the most optimal route for a team of mostly genin led by a Jonin in rank to traverse if the mission objective is to deliver an object that required 3 civilian males to carry? Give us your answer and an explanation of why.

"I thought the test would be harder," I said under my breath. This question is easy to a degree of comical level. 'I didn't think it would be this easy.' In fact, all of the questions in this test are easy. 'I can't believe I studied that hard last month.' But after looking at other people's reactions to doing the test I concluded that it's not the test that is easy; I'm just too smart. 'Where did my sudden ego come from?' I finish the exam with 30 minutes left on the timer. Stretching my arm I let out a breath to release stress and then flipped the test page; waiting for the test to end.

Sakura seems to also have finished the same test with Sasuke and Naruto following in finishing it. When the sound of the bell ringing was heard, Iruka sensei told us to stay put in our seats and wait for Kiyoshi sensei to pick up the test paper for us. "Alright, the paper test has been concluded. Now we will do the practical test which I'm assuming all of you have known about.

1. Kawarimi no Jutsu;

2. Bunshin;

3. And transformation;

The practical test doesn't matter. If you can't make those 3 basics, you will fail the final test. When your name is being called, step forward." One by one the names of my classmates are being called and one by one of them are all tested.

The results of clan children are to be expected. They all excel at all of the Jutsu that was being tested with no difficulty. Not new news, to be honest, all of us knew this would happen. They've been trained by their private tutors, having access to all of their clan's ancient knowledge and of course being trained privately by their own clan members. It's disgustingly unfair when you think about it.

The civilian children on the other hand. Father is right. 'Down with the elites!!!' I'm joking of course. Why would I do that if I'm already part of that elite? Most of them only can make a passing grade. It's no surprise since they are from civilian families like mine. The only difference is that I am trained by Kakashi-san and have a wealth of resources to help me and Naruto. But the rest of them? They don't have our massive wealth like my family. Hell, they don't have a fraction of it. No generational selective breeding and inbreeding of good genes or the generational knowledge to have a leg up. In another sense, the rest of the civilian ninjas are fucked. Their only option is the genin corps. 'I would rather be a cripple than join the Genin corps.' It's an open secret that all of them are cannon fodders.

'except for one person,' i watch a pink-haired girl jumping into the air excitedly. Sakura's performance was amazing. Her Kawarimi is swift. Her transformation jutsu is almost indistinguishable from Iruka sensei. Her clones look… alive! And she doesn't have all of those good genes or massive mutations like me, it's all talent and hard work.

Honestly, I'm jealous of Sakura. From the beginning of her life, she wanted to be a ninja and actually thrive because of it. Her passion for it can be seen by all of us. While me? The reason for my passing grade is my sheer theoretical knowledge. I can fight, but that's because it all felt like I've done this before. Not talent but only those dreams and my mutation help me. Why did I have to have so many chakras? I just want to have a normal life and a normal family. Not becoming a ninja! 'Whoever forced me to become a shinobi I'm going to fucking find him.' Even after all this year, father said that he and the Hokage are still finding that bastard's identity.

A snap in front of my face snaps me out of my musing. "You're thinking too much again. Want to talk about it?" Naruto does this like it was a routine for him which it is and in turn, also does this to him.

"No," I said with tiredness. Respecting my privacy, Naruto immediately dropped any questions.

"Miyatsuko Kaguya!" my name was shouted by sensei.

"Well good luck then. If you manage to pass the test I'll buy you mochi." Naruto said with a faint smile on his face.

"You know I'll pass the test. You don't have to promise me a reward."

"OR~ maybe I just want to buy you mochi." his lips thinned his head and shoulder shaking teasingly. "hmmm. " I love and hate this guy so much. Rolling my eyes at his childishness I made my way to Iruka and Kiyoshi sensei who were sitting at an examining desk.

"Miyatsuko Kaguya, are you ready?" I answered Iruka sensei's question with a nod. "then start."

Making the necessary hand seal I transformed into Iruka sensei. "there are still some flaws but it's small enough that even jonin could miss it. Pass." Kiyoshi sensei said with a smile. 'I wonder how she knows so much about Iruka-sensei's body'

"Replace yourself with one of the chairs near you please." Iruka sensei clearly talks about the chair next to the examining desk. This time without a hand seal I switch places with the chair; in an instant, my body is in front of the examining desk. 'heh, this is my most practiced Jutsu.'

"Now onto the final one and we can safely say that you are a shinobi Kaguya," Iruka said with a stoic voice but a smile can still be seen for a second on his face.

"Woo hoo! You can do it Kaguya!!!" My cheeks heated up when Naruto enthusiastically cheered me up. "You're the best!"

"Shut up, it's embarrassing!" I only squared and covered my face with my palm when instead of following my demands Naruto cheered me with more enthusiasm. "Sensei, help me!!"

Kiyoshi sensei was about to stand up but Iruka sensei held her with a mischievous grin on his face. "I'm sorry Kaguya, it is the last day of school we can do anything," he said with a crackling tone. 'Lies, deception!!'

Still embarrassed by Naruto's continuous enthusiastic cheering, I manage to make an adequate amount of clones with relative ease. 'It's weird even if I have a large amount of chakra, my chakra control is flawless almost like Sakura's. While Naruto's chakra control is so horrid that he barely can control them into 5 clones. And that after years of training under Kakashi-san. Luckily, our final test requirement is 4.

"Well done Kaguya, you've passed the test. Step forward." I dispelled my clones into a plume of smoke, taking one step forward with my right leg. "Miyatsuko Kaguya. From this time onward you are a shinobi of Konoha. Would you like your headband black, blue, or custom?" I could have a white custom headband that would be cool.

"Blue please." But I don't want to wait for another 2 days for them to arrive. Iruka sensei gave me the blue headband and a certificate with my name already on it. At first, I wanted to tie it to my forehead but remembering my unusual body organ. I opted to tie it like an armband on my right hand.

Iruka sensei pointed at the door. Knowing what he was getting at, I made my way to exit the room while giving Naruto wishes of good luck. His response. "I don't need luck." while giving me a thumbs up. I can't help but have a huge grin seeing his confidence.

5 minutes later while waiting for Naruto in front of the class door. An opening door sound can be heard with Naruto's head looking downcast. My eyes were wide. 'That's impossible! Naruto can't fail.'

"Naruto, are you alright?" no response, only silence from him. "Naruto!! Answer me." his head moves up a little.

"It's a prank!! Oof!" I head-chopped him with my right hand.

"Don't scare me like that!"


The next day is team selection. And unlike our graduation as a ninja, this one is truly the only thing that we don't have a choice on; it's all based on the Village higher-ups and our teachers to decide. "What are the chances of us becoming a team?" asked Naruto. "like I know that you are the kunoichi of the year and all." Which should've been Sakura's title. "but me and Sasuke are tied."

"It's either between you and Sasuke with the bottom of the class in my team or Sasuke, you and me as one team." Which is overkill. I like to think that the teachers want a more balanced team so the survival rates are higher. Naruto and my attention were briefly focused on Ino and Sakura. They're fighting about sitting next to Sasuke again. 'I feel bad for Sasuke lol.'

"So which one?" He's trying to keep the conversation on track.

"I don't know," he sighed, hearing my answer.

"Why did I even bother to ask you?" he grumbled about… something under his breath.

"Then why did you ask me," I said with a smirk.

"Shut up!" as if on cue Iruka and Kiyoshi sensei entered the class while carrying a file.

"Sakura, Ino sit!" Kiyoshi sensei glared at both of them. Noticing the ruckus they've made immediately found a seat. Sakura won the competition. 'They are talented Kunoichis but are immature.'

"I will not repeat the team placement. If you missed your name then it is your fault. Team 1…" I hear attentively waiting for my name or Naruto being called out. Shino is with team 6; his other two teammates are civilians. He's going to have to carry that team. Which I know he would do fine.

"Team 7: Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, " I'm not on the same team as Naruto, this sucks. The team's composition is traditionally made of 2 males and one female member. I don't know why it's just tradition. I doubt that the higher-ups would break that tradition. "And Miyatsuko Kaguya." Nevermind then.

I felt a nudge on my left. Naruto is holding his hand up in the air. "High-five?" looks like he's ecstatic with the outcome. I answered his question with a high-five. "Nice."

"Team 8: Inuzuka Kiba, Sasuke Uchiha, and Hinata Hyuga." That is one weird team. Sasuke is a heavy hitter, Hinata can be an intelligence unit and also a heavy hitter with Kiba as their tracker and also a heavy hitter. The frick, what's the point of that team? A heavy squad or deep scout team? Maybe a mix between the two. I don't understand the village's decision to make them a team. What's their purpose?

"So their team will specialize in behind-the-enemy-line warfare huh? That's an intuitive way of doing it." except for: I'm trained to be a Hokage McGee over here. He seems able to understand it clearly.

Sakura and Ino wailed in disappointment with most of the girls in class pointing dead stares at Hinata. Ironic since she's the only girl in class who isn't interested in Sasuke. 'Poor lass. Since when did I use the word lass in my vocabulary? Where did I get these ancient-sounding words?!!?'

"Team 10: Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, and Choji Akimichi." The classic Ino-Shika-Cho if it ain't broke don't fix it. "Your sensei will be here in the next 30 minutes so take a break; know your teammate while you're waiting for your sensei's." Iruka and Kiyoshi sensei left the classroom.

"Sakura!!" I called up to her. "Come 'ere sit next to us!" Noticing me Sakura moved from her position near Sasuke with heavy reluctance and sat next to me. Almost immediately Kiba takes Sakura's previous spot with Hinata following behind.

"It should've been me, not her!!" she planted her head on the table with her hand as pillows covered her face. I tried to console her.

"There, there it's all going to be alright you know Hinata is not interested in Sasuke," unfortunately. "It's going to be alright." Thank the gods that the higher-ups have the foresight to put Sasuke in a team with no fangirls.

One by one our former classmates have been picked by their sensei's leaving only my team alone in class. "Naruto, I think I know who's our sensei."

"Yeah, it's probably him," Naruto replied.

"Who's him?" asked Sakura.

"you'll see," answers Naruto.

30 minutes later

"Naruto, that's not going to work. It's Kakashi-san we're pranking here." Naruto doesn't care and still sets up the prank on the board eraser on top of the sliding door.

"Believe me he's going to fall for it on purpose," Naruto said with confidence. 'That strangely makes sense; in a weird way.'

About 10 or 15 minutes later the board eraser fell onto Kakashi-san's head, covering it with the dust of chalk.

"Is he really a jonin?" Sakura said with disbelief.

"Unfortunately yes," I replied.

"My first impression of all of you. I hate y'all. Meet me on the roof." He then disappeared veiled in a cloud of smoke.

That's it, that's our SENS-" I shut her up with my hand.

"shshsh, look I know he doesn't strike as the first impressions of being uhh."

"Competent." Naruto cut me off.

"That… but trust me he is a shinobi monster and a living legend. Don't underestimate him. I've heard stories that he killed 3 jonin with a ducking branch. Who even does that? Right Naruto!"

"Yep, there are also rumors about Niisan that he has fought the Third Hokage to a standstill in one of the training exercises that Anbu has." Ok, now he's just messing around.

"Really?" Sakura said with a dumbfounded face.

"No," Naruto cackled at Sakura's naivety. Only met with a slap in the face by both Sakura and me.

"That is mean, Naruto. Sakura, it's my job to straighten up Naruto if he's…"

"Being an idiot, that is actually a genius." Why do people like to cut me off these days?

"Yeah, a lovable but smart idiot. But he's my idiot." I don't know why but Sakura's face is smug as if knowing something.

"ahh, you mean like roman-" this time I would cut her off hahaha.

"Let's just go. Cmon Naruto." I said while rubbing his cheeks.

"It was just a joke, you know." I rolled my eyes while still giving him a band-aid. It wouldn't do anything to help him to heal as Naruto also has Kekkei Genkai; this gave him an enormous amount of stamina and regeneration. That made me and Naruto do a lot of research about the Uzumaki clan and that is why Mother gave him the seal book. 'Still doesn't solve the mystery of his parentage but it's a step in the right direction.'

"I know. I'm sorry." When I'm done treating Naruto I heard Sakura saying something about being a third wheel, whatever that means.

We made our way to the academy rooftops where Kakashi-san is still reading his porn book even after all these years. No wonder he never had any girlfriend in the past, 'Pervert.'

"The three of you are late. What happens to Naruto?" he said while closing his erotic novels.

"He's making inappropriate jokes again."

"ah," that's it he just said ah. Walking closer to Kakashi-san we sat on the staircase that was near him. "Naruto, that reminded me, did the Hokage have given you the talk?" what.

"What?" Said Naruto.

"you know… the talk." This is getting weird.

"You mean puberty?" realizing his mistake, Kakashi-san is really sweating bullets.

"no, I mean the other talk." What would you expect to happen when you word it that way? For us growing teenagers to just understand it right away.

"There is no other talk niisan," said Naruto who is very confused and weirded out by the conversation.

"I'll tell the Hokage later, but for now," an eye smile made its way to him.

"Let us introduce ourselves."


Wow, this is such a slow chapter.

Ok, I need you guys to be truthful to me and compare this current chapter you guys are reading to my first chapter. Are there any Improvements?

Please give me your thoughts. I would like to improve my story. I think the most sticking and sore point for me is my lack of ways to describe stuff and my dialogues are still too stiff I think. I don't know; it's hard to have an unbiased opinion of your own work.

Anyway bye!!!

A/N: Repliying to Dreadix

I have considered what you've suggested to me, but I don't think Haruki is influential as a person to do that. While in Konoha he is viewed as useful because of Konoha's "peaceful" ideology. I doubt any other nation will find it useful for a person like him. They'll only see him as a money bag, not an investment portfolio.

We haven't also talked about what would happen to Kaguya. I think Haruki is smart enough to know what Kumo would do to Hinata when they tried to kidnap her.

Which brings us to another question where? Where would Haruki run to Kumo that's a no, Iwa to militarized, Kiri is obvious which leads me to Suna there's a psychotic Gaara. Even if Haruki have a destination how would he escape from Konoha?