A/N: Yes, the MUFFIN MAN, 'cuz my best friend has a cat named Murphy, but we call him Muffin...Which causes very awkward situations when people come over...

Disclaimer:...Don't...own...FMA...(sighs loudly)


2. The Muffin Man

"Chuui, do you know the muffin man?"

"Sir, this is no time for nursery rhymes."

"No, I meant that guy that drops off muffins for breakfast in the mess hall."

Hawkeye looked up from her desk, raising an eyebrow in question at Roy.

"Why do you ask, Taisa?"

"I've heard he has a lovely daughter."

"…Really?" She put down her pen.

"You don't happen to jealous, Lieutenant?"

"Of course not, sir." She pushed her chair out, reached for her coat jacket, and headed for the doors.

"Where are you going, Hawkeye?"

"To the shooting range." She said, shutting the doors behind her.

Fin


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