Well, It's been about a year since I've written one of these so prepare for some pent up craziness. I'm still negotiating on Gundam Wing, so I still don't own it. But I do own an island in the Atlantic Ocean.
Images of Chichiri danced in Kaige's mind. It was the only thing entertaining her in these long months since the last murder. If something didn't happen soon, she'd kill someone.
The nearly silent creak of her office door opening had her shooting out of her chair. A very drunk Heero Yuy fell on top of her. "Heero! Love, please tell me someone's dead!" Heero shot her a pained look. "No."
Kaige pushed him to the floor. "If someone doesn't die in the next minute Heero, consider yourself dead meat." Kaige brandished a sword evilly.
Flame entered 10 seconds later to find her friend sharpening the already too sharp blade. "Guess what?" Kaige turned crazed eyes on her. "President Bush has decided to let me take over?" Flame shook her head. "We've got work."
Case No. 5- Who Killed That Wo… I mean man?!
Investigating Detectives: Kaige and Flame
The Victim: Nuriko, from Fushigi Yugi. In the end, Nuriko and the others were brought back to life for my amusement. Nuriko was knocked out and strangled to death.
The Suspects:
Miaka Yuki- Had she become greedy? Wanting both Hotohori and Tamahome for herself? Did she kill Nuriko because of his infatuation with Hotohori? I don't know, but if you'd seen that hungry gleam in her eye, what would you think?
Yui Hongo- You'd think she'd have no reason to kill Nuriko, but if she'd betray her best friend, why not kill one of Miaka's friends?
Tamahome- Is he a Homo-phobic prick? Was he only bidding his time until he had no more use for Nuriko? You never know with these characters.
Hotohori- Was he sick of being hit on? Did he just want to live in peace? I would, if I were him. In fact, I'd kill for that peace, would he?
Chichiri- He may have done it. But even if he did, I'll find someone else to blame, if ya know what I mean, ya know?
Tasuki- You know he has a temper about him, it goes with the red hair. Too bad he's Flame's property…
Mitsukake- Well… umm… he's around and ya never know what those tall, quiet ones will do…
Amiboshi/Suboshi- They've probably insulted each other in one way or another. The twins probably ganged up on Nuriko. Double your pleasure, double the fun? I think not…
Chiriko- Did he use his brains and small physique to fool Nuriko into a false sense of security?
::sighs:: This just is getting pretty long. The rest of the suspects are as followed: Nakago, Soi, Ashitare, Tomo, Miboshi, Taiitsukun, and Tama (THE CAT! OMG!!)
The Setting- A nearby eatery in the book of the universe of the four gods. (How many ofs can you have in one sentence?)
Enough with the Prelims! Let's get started…
Kaige clutched her head. "Flame-chan, I don't feel too good. I blame it on the gods." She shook her hand at the sky. "You'll pay for this!" Flame rolled her eyes impatiently. "You've been sick for a couple of days now." Kaige speared her an indignant look. "Let's go then."
They had barely steeped through the door when a vacuum-like force started to suck at them. Miaka was "FEEDING". "Dear God! Or Gods! Someone stop her!" Eventually Miaka stopped, when there was no more food left. She looked around with a confused look on her messy face. Her hungry eyes turned on the occupants of the eatery.
Flame jumped forward with her ever-present rope. Miaka was hog-tied and questioned accordingly. A unnoticed morsel of food was put just out of reach. Flame had rejected Kaige's idea of beating Miaka with her own limbs. That would require untying her. Miaka caved before the handy torture devices were even thought of. She had been having a "snack" when Nuriko was murdered. Which gave her an alibi for more than 2 days before and after the murder.
Kaige stepped forward with her katana blade to cut Miaka loose. Opps! The blade was so sharp that Miaka was instantly cut to small unrecognizable pieces. Not mentioning that Kaige had cut a little too deep to begin with. (O.o) Kaige shrugged, not caring a bit. "Accidents do happen."
"Wow, one down, fifteen more to go." Flame sighed. "We need to split them up or we'll never get done."
5 hours later…
After a leisurely break that lasted about 4 hours and 59 minutes, they finally got to work. Within that minute they easily crossed out 2 suspects. A rather embarrassing 2 suspects at that. Both Chichiri and Tasuki had been with them the night of the murder.
Kaige and Flame exchanged sheepish looks. They had been drunk out of their minds, how were they supposed to remember every night of their wasted lives? I mean it wasn't important at the time… just a little nookie… (::Kaige notices all the looks:: Stop judging me!! ::gets out her rocket launcher and all look away::)
An hour later…
Four of their suspects (Yui, Nakago, Amiboshi, and Suboshi.) were staying at a nearby sleeping room, otherwise called an inn or a brothel. They ran into a distraught Soi outside the inn, brothel. "He… sob… sob… is… sob…" Flame grew impatient and bitch slapped her. The repeated slaps did nothing to stop her crying. In fact she died five blows later.
They found the other four in bed together. No, sleeping is not what they were doing, ya know? Suboshi gave them an awfully hopeful look. "Care to join us, ladies?" Flame and Kaige exchanged a look before drawing machine guns. The four suspects were then riddled with bullets and bleeding profusely onto the linens. Flame shook her head. "I'm not paying for it."
24 hours later (No longer in the book)…
After going out to dinner and catching a movie ,Tomo was thrown out of a speeding car at them. His last words were: "Tama…" They exchanged looks and walked away from the bleeding corpse lying in the middle of the sidewalk. Screams and sounds of vomiting followed their progress down the street.
"It could be either Tama or Tamahome." Flame commented unhappily. Kaige gave her a skeptical look. "It was the cat!" The ghost of Nuriko watched them, knowing his murder would never really be solved. (It's not our fault!! Really!! Don't make me get my gun!!) "Let's compromise." Kaige suggested. "You go have Tamahome arrested and I'll go kill the cat." They went on not knowing that Tasuki and Chichiri were the culprits. O.O (Drinking will really screw ya up sometimes, ya know?)
Chiri and Tasuki are free to kill again!!
AN: No cats were hurt in the writing of this story… Ok... well... I did go and kill Tama… but he's crazy!! I swear!! And remember.. all the characters killed magically get up and go home! Accept for those who I really hate and keep in my basement where I either use them as lab rats or kill them repeatedly..
Images of Chichiri danced in Kaige's mind. It was the only thing entertaining her in these long months since the last murder. If something didn't happen soon, she'd kill someone.
The nearly silent creak of her office door opening had her shooting out of her chair. A very drunk Heero Yuy fell on top of her. "Heero! Love, please tell me someone's dead!" Heero shot her a pained look. "No."
Kaige pushed him to the floor. "If someone doesn't die in the next minute Heero, consider yourself dead meat." Kaige brandished a sword evilly.
Flame entered 10 seconds later to find her friend sharpening the already too sharp blade. "Guess what?" Kaige turned crazed eyes on her. "President Bush has decided to let me take over?" Flame shook her head. "We've got work."
Case No. 5- Who Killed That Wo… I mean man?!
Investigating Detectives: Kaige and Flame
The Victim: Nuriko, from Fushigi Yugi. In the end, Nuriko and the others were brought back to life for my amusement. Nuriko was knocked out and strangled to death.
The Suspects:
Miaka Yuki- Had she become greedy? Wanting both Hotohori and Tamahome for herself? Did she kill Nuriko because of his infatuation with Hotohori? I don't know, but if you'd seen that hungry gleam in her eye, what would you think?
Yui Hongo- You'd think she'd have no reason to kill Nuriko, but if she'd betray her best friend, why not kill one of Miaka's friends?
Tamahome- Is he a Homo-phobic prick? Was he only bidding his time until he had no more use for Nuriko? You never know with these characters.
Hotohori- Was he sick of being hit on? Did he just want to live in peace? I would, if I were him. In fact, I'd kill for that peace, would he?
Chichiri- He may have done it. But even if he did, I'll find someone else to blame, if ya know what I mean, ya know?
Tasuki- You know he has a temper about him, it goes with the red hair. Too bad he's Flame's property…
Mitsukake- Well… umm… he's around and ya never know what those tall, quiet ones will do…
Amiboshi/Suboshi- They've probably insulted each other in one way or another. The twins probably ganged up on Nuriko. Double your pleasure, double the fun? I think not…
Chiriko- Did he use his brains and small physique to fool Nuriko into a false sense of security?
::sighs:: This just is getting pretty long. The rest of the suspects are as followed: Nakago, Soi, Ashitare, Tomo, Miboshi, Taiitsukun, and Tama (THE CAT! OMG!!)
The Setting- A nearby eatery in the book of the universe of the four gods. (How many ofs can you have in one sentence?)
Enough with the Prelims! Let's get started…
Kaige clutched her head. "Flame-chan, I don't feel too good. I blame it on the gods." She shook her hand at the sky. "You'll pay for this!" Flame rolled her eyes impatiently. "You've been sick for a couple of days now." Kaige speared her an indignant look. "Let's go then."
They had barely steeped through the door when a vacuum-like force started to suck at them. Miaka was "FEEDING". "Dear God! Or Gods! Someone stop her!" Eventually Miaka stopped, when there was no more food left. She looked around with a confused look on her messy face. Her hungry eyes turned on the occupants of the eatery.
Flame jumped forward with her ever-present rope. Miaka was hog-tied and questioned accordingly. A unnoticed morsel of food was put just out of reach. Flame had rejected Kaige's idea of beating Miaka with her own limbs. That would require untying her. Miaka caved before the handy torture devices were even thought of. She had been having a "snack" when Nuriko was murdered. Which gave her an alibi for more than 2 days before and after the murder.
Kaige stepped forward with her katana blade to cut Miaka loose. Opps! The blade was so sharp that Miaka was instantly cut to small unrecognizable pieces. Not mentioning that Kaige had cut a little too deep to begin with. (O.o) Kaige shrugged, not caring a bit. "Accidents do happen."
"Wow, one down, fifteen more to go." Flame sighed. "We need to split them up or we'll never get done."
5 hours later…
After a leisurely break that lasted about 4 hours and 59 minutes, they finally got to work. Within that minute they easily crossed out 2 suspects. A rather embarrassing 2 suspects at that. Both Chichiri and Tasuki had been with them the night of the murder.
Kaige and Flame exchanged sheepish looks. They had been drunk out of their minds, how were they supposed to remember every night of their wasted lives? I mean it wasn't important at the time… just a little nookie… (::Kaige notices all the looks:: Stop judging me!! ::gets out her rocket launcher and all look away::)
An hour later…
Four of their suspects (Yui, Nakago, Amiboshi, and Suboshi.) were staying at a nearby sleeping room, otherwise called an inn or a brothel. They ran into a distraught Soi outside the inn, brothel. "He… sob… sob… is… sob…" Flame grew impatient and bitch slapped her. The repeated slaps did nothing to stop her crying. In fact she died five blows later.
They found the other four in bed together. No, sleeping is not what they were doing, ya know? Suboshi gave them an awfully hopeful look. "Care to join us, ladies?" Flame and Kaige exchanged a look before drawing machine guns. The four suspects were then riddled with bullets and bleeding profusely onto the linens. Flame shook her head. "I'm not paying for it."
24 hours later (No longer in the book)…
After going out to dinner and catching a movie ,Tomo was thrown out of a speeding car at them. His last words were: "Tama…" They exchanged looks and walked away from the bleeding corpse lying in the middle of the sidewalk. Screams and sounds of vomiting followed their progress down the street.
"It could be either Tama or Tamahome." Flame commented unhappily. Kaige gave her a skeptical look. "It was the cat!" The ghost of Nuriko watched them, knowing his murder would never really be solved. (It's not our fault!! Really!! Don't make me get my gun!!) "Let's compromise." Kaige suggested. "You go have Tamahome arrested and I'll go kill the cat." They went on not knowing that Tasuki and Chichiri were the culprits. O.O (Drinking will really screw ya up sometimes, ya know?)
Chiri and Tasuki are free to kill again!!
AN: No cats were hurt in the writing of this story… Ok... well... I did go and kill Tama… but he's crazy!! I swear!! And remember.. all the characters killed magically get up and go home! Accept for those who I really hate and keep in my basement where I either use them as lab rats or kill them repeatedly..
