Hello, again, it's been quite some time since I've written one of these files. Things may be a little odd in this file. I'm doing a Sailor Moon one this time, but I'm not using the English names. After seeing it uncut I was just pissed off about many things they changed and I refuse to use those names. But I won't put them in the traditional last name before the first name. I'm trying to keep myself from being horrifyingly confused here. So just be happy that I used the original names. ^_^
A/N- I own neither Sailor Moon nor One Piece. I wish I did, but that's just too bad. I will content myself in owning Zoro's little plush head. So enjoy my insanity!
Warning- This one is going to be gory, and it may even disgust some people. Yet, I don't care… this one deserves all the gore I can put into it. ;)
The Anime Murder Files
Case No. 7 Death to the Pink Spore!
Investigating Detectives: Flame and Kaige
The Victim: A little pink spore that goes by the name of Chibi-Usa. This murder was especially brutal, and oddly enough both Flame and Kaige had nothing to do with it. She was severely tortured, as will be described in great detail. What was left her body was found in a park, being devoured by a homeless man.
The Suspects:
Usagi Tsukino- A number of occasions, the suspect was annoyed and pushed to the breaking point by Chibi-Usa. The pink spore tried to steal her man, again and again. What simple-minded fool would take that lying down?
Ami Mizuno- Well, Ami's a smart girl. Probably just about the only thing she has going for her, so why not kill? It's only logical that she could get away with it.
Rei Hino- Had Rei confused Chibi-Usa for Usagi? Had her anger driven her to finally get revenge for all those months of annoyance? It's a stretch, but it's possible! Don't give me that look dammit! Give someone a few drinks and pink spores can easily become tall, annoying blond girls.
Makoto Kino- Makoto has a very short fuse, threaten something she loves and anything can happen. The question is, what had Chibi-Usa done to deserve torture? Err… forget I asked that. She's done plenty.
Minako Aino- Like the others, except Usagi or Mamoru, her reasons to kill would be self-centered and unusual. Who knows what would set any of them off? It could be as simple as stepping on her foot or telling her she looks fat in her Sailor outfit.
Sailor Pluto- A close confident of Chibi-Usa's. Had she stepped away from gate duty to kill her? Had years of posturing to the little spore drove her insane? Loneliness can easily turn into insanity. But hey, I like insanity.
Mamoru Chiba- A very calm and self-controlled man, but what is he hiding on the inside? Could this poetry spouting idiot have a murderous intent? I sure hope so… he deserves a good bitch slap.
Luna & Artemis- The cats! Together I'm sure they can accomplish just about anything. From world domination to murder! You can see it in their little beady eyes!
The Setting- From a park in the small hours of morning to Usagi's home.
Shining light chases away the dark…
The park was quiet except for the sounds of birds chirping, rustling leaves, and an odd slurping. The young woman was out for her morning jog, as she had every other morning. Never before had she heard this slurping noise. Her pace slowed to a walk and she searched the area for what it could be.
Her eyes landed on a bench not far from her present location. A homeless man crouched in front of it, hands digging into a bloody red mess. He ate at what appeared to be a dead animal, or so she thought. The sickened and disturbed her, even more so when the man picked up a severed ear and happily chomped down on it. She ran as fast as she could from the park, faster than she'd ever ran in her life.
Later that day…
Kaige stared silently at the new office help. A young man with green hair, three swords, and a very nice ass. She'd yet to ask his name, for his ass was far more interesting. The ringing phone at her elbow finally broke through to her over-stimulated brain. "Hello?" At the other end Flame gave her a similar greeting. The fact that she called her from her own office next door finally seemed to sink in. "Why are you calling? It's simple enough to walk over."
In a lecherous voice, Flame answered her question. "But I'd miss out on the view over here." Flame herself was staring at another young man who prepared a new pot of coffee. The blonde-haired man himself was watching Flame, he seemed to be quite pleased about this. "Your coffee, Flame-san." He bounded across the room and set the cup down on her desk. "Flame?! You still there?!" Kaige's yelling drew her attention away from the man who seemed quite intent on draping himself across the back of her chair.
"Yes, sorry about that. We have work." She said this with a degree of annoyance in her voice, watching the new guy flirt was far more intriguing then investigating a murder in the park. Kaige cursed loudly enough for the guy in her office to wake up from his nap. He glared slightly, turned over on his back and went back to sleep. "Guess the show's over for now, let's go." Kaige heard a voice on the other end of the phone that wasn't Flame's. "You sure that's all you want from me, Flame-san?" She heard the effort Flame put into her voice when she turned him down. "Yes, but only for now, I've got work to do."
An hour and 54 minutes later… When the young man, Sanji, finally allowed them to leave the office…
They arrived on the scene to see the police dragging a homeless man covered in blood away from the scene. "Please! I've got to finish my dinner! It'll go to waste." Kaige turned away from one gory scene to an even gorier one. "Hm, we have a mutilation on our hands." The coroner heard her comment and walked over to speak with them. "Not only that, this young lady was tortured. The poor thing didn't stand a chance."
They both pulled on gloves and went to poke at the dead body with some sticks. A chunk of pink hair fell to the ground. Kaige gasped as she recognized it. There was only one person this could be, especially since this was one of the young girl's buns. Kaige's hand clasped the stick angrily. "Damn it, this was Chibi-Usa." The coroner gave her a look of respect, thinking that her anger was for the dead. "I wanted to kill her! Whoever did this will pay!"
Flame nodded in agreement, then went on to poke the chunky pieces of the body some more. Not for clues, but for the hell of it. Chibi-Usa was a bane to anyone who crossed her path, and her death would not be mourned. At least not by those who knew her well. The coroner glared at the two of them. "Are you two quite done? I'd like to examine what's left of her, I'll get my report to you later." They both poked at the body parts one last time and left to gather their suspects.
Fifty-five seconds later, at the home of Usagi Tsukino…
All the suspects had gathered at Usagi's home, and seemed to be celebrating something. Upon their arrival, happiness quickly turned to false sadness. Usagi even managed to squeeze out a few tears. "People, could you stop this dumb crap, no one who know that damned spore would act this way." Kaige growled at the group and they all seemed to take the hint. "We weren't aware you knew Chibi-Usa." Luna said.
Kaige nearly freaked out and hit Luna with a bat she held behind her back. "Calm down. You already knew those cats could talk." Flame held onto the bat, trying to keep the suspects from being killed this time. The struggle over the bat had it flying out of both of their hands and straight at Mamoru's face. Usagi screeched and went to him. "Mamo!! Are you alright!? Talk to me!!!" Ami reached over and took his pulse. "He's still alive, don't worry about him Usagi-chan."
Flame's phone rang and she went off to answer it. The coroner had their report ready and used the Tsukino's fax machine to obtain it. She quickly scanned the fax and her eye's widened in shock. This was a lot of torture for one young girl to withstand. It was surprising that the spore had withstood even half of it. She rejoined the others to find Kaige wielding the bat again, threatening to beat the crap out of Usagi if she didn't stop her crying.
"Kaige, we received the coroner's report. She was tortured quite a bit." Kaige turned to Flame with interest. "Why don't you read it for everyone. I'm sure everyone here can appreciate the damage done to that damned spore." She took a seat apart from the group of suspects, trying to control the urge to beat Usagi. Flame sat herself and began to read.
"To begin with, a sharp device, something like claw's or rusted nails were used to scrape her up. She was bleeding quite a bit and most likely screaming her little head off. It's surprising her moon didn't appear, that is if she hadn't been drugged. The drugs in her system alone could have killed her off eventually. But the killer didn't want that."
"They then cut off any external body parts that couldn't be easily skinned. Such as the ears, nose, eyelids, fingers and toes. She was then skinned. By the time the killer was done, Chibi-Usa was already dead. The rest was mere mutilation of the dead body." Flame paused her to take in the looks on the suspects' faces. Few of those present weren't repulsed by what they were hearing. The only unaffected people there were Flame and Kaige.
"They then punctured Chibi-Usa's eyes in her skull. Leaving them there to bleed out onto the muscle of her face, down into the cavity where her nose was previously. They then cut off her arms and legs. Using these as blunt instruments and beat her." By this time, suspects began to run out of the room for the nearest bath room. Some even ran outside to use the bushes. The only suspects left were Usagi, Luna, Artemis, Pluto, and an unconscious Mamoru.
Usagi wasn't listening to the account of Chibi-Usa's torture and dismemberment. Finally pushed to far, Kaige stood and crossed the room to her. "You haven't heard one word, have you Usagi?" Usagi looked up, startled out of her reverie. "Huh?" Anything else she would say was cut off by the bat that hit her full across the her face. "Get an attention span dammit!" Usagi stopped moving after a few hits, but Kaige didn't stop until she was sure Usagi wouldn't be getting back up.
Pluto watched this with a sickened look and she ran off, supposedly to return to her gate. This left two bodies and two cats. Flame continued with her report, as if nothing had happened. "Eventually Chibi-Usa was nothing more than a jumbled pile of hair, blood, and guts. Her body was then dumped on the park bench where a homeless man thought dinner had been served." Flame looked up at their remaining suspects, Luna and Artemis.
Luna and Artemis, knowing they'd be singled out now, leaped individually at Flame and Kaige. Kaige used the bat and slammed Artemis out of the room and through a window. The glass shredded his body, and he was left little more than the same as Chibi-Usa. The homeless man, escaped from the police, bent over his body and went at it. "Lunch!"
Before Luna could reach Flame, Sanji jumped in through the window and kicked Luna against the far wall. "I'm here Flame-san!" He glomped onto her happily. Luna managed to survive hitting the wall, turned to attack Kaige. Not realizing that someone stood menacingly over her. Kaige recognized the green-haired man easily. "It's you…" She paused, realizing she hadn't asked his name. The man cursed. "It's Zoro!" He unsheathed the three swords and turned Luna into what amounted to ground hamburger.
Kaige grinned happily. "You're so cute!!!" She glomped onto him and refused to let go. Usagi revived and looked around with a confused look. "Where are Luna and Artemis?" Kaige pointed towards the floor and Flame pointed out the window. Usagi let out a screech and began to move towards what was left of Luna. Zoro unsheathed a sword and decapitated the girl before she could get very far.
They left the homeless man eating the remains of any body he could find. It mattered not to them, for the case had been solved. The police could clean up the mess left behind, if there was any.
A/N ::laughs evilly:: That was fun. But really, I have no ill will to any of the Sailor Moon characters, except Chibi-Usa. I hate her, MUCHO! I wish the Black Moon people would have caught her and killed her. It would have been my favorite episode. ^_^ Well, hope you enjoyed this file. Please review! ^_^
A/N- I own neither Sailor Moon nor One Piece. I wish I did, but that's just too bad. I will content myself in owning Zoro's little plush head. So enjoy my insanity!
Warning- This one is going to be gory, and it may even disgust some people. Yet, I don't care… this one deserves all the gore I can put into it. ;)
The Anime Murder Files
Case No. 7 Death to the Pink Spore!
Investigating Detectives: Flame and Kaige
The Victim: A little pink spore that goes by the name of Chibi-Usa. This murder was especially brutal, and oddly enough both Flame and Kaige had nothing to do with it. She was severely tortured, as will be described in great detail. What was left her body was found in a park, being devoured by a homeless man.
The Suspects:
Usagi Tsukino- A number of occasions, the suspect was annoyed and pushed to the breaking point by Chibi-Usa. The pink spore tried to steal her man, again and again. What simple-minded fool would take that lying down?
Ami Mizuno- Well, Ami's a smart girl. Probably just about the only thing she has going for her, so why not kill? It's only logical that she could get away with it.
Rei Hino- Had Rei confused Chibi-Usa for Usagi? Had her anger driven her to finally get revenge for all those months of annoyance? It's a stretch, but it's possible! Don't give me that look dammit! Give someone a few drinks and pink spores can easily become tall, annoying blond girls.
Makoto Kino- Makoto has a very short fuse, threaten something she loves and anything can happen. The question is, what had Chibi-Usa done to deserve torture? Err… forget I asked that. She's done plenty.
Minako Aino- Like the others, except Usagi or Mamoru, her reasons to kill would be self-centered and unusual. Who knows what would set any of them off? It could be as simple as stepping on her foot or telling her she looks fat in her Sailor outfit.
Sailor Pluto- A close confident of Chibi-Usa's. Had she stepped away from gate duty to kill her? Had years of posturing to the little spore drove her insane? Loneliness can easily turn into insanity. But hey, I like insanity.
Mamoru Chiba- A very calm and self-controlled man, but what is he hiding on the inside? Could this poetry spouting idiot have a murderous intent? I sure hope so… he deserves a good bitch slap.
Luna & Artemis- The cats! Together I'm sure they can accomplish just about anything. From world domination to murder! You can see it in their little beady eyes!
The Setting- From a park in the small hours of morning to Usagi's home.
Shining light chases away the dark…
The park was quiet except for the sounds of birds chirping, rustling leaves, and an odd slurping. The young woman was out for her morning jog, as she had every other morning. Never before had she heard this slurping noise. Her pace slowed to a walk and she searched the area for what it could be.
Her eyes landed on a bench not far from her present location. A homeless man crouched in front of it, hands digging into a bloody red mess. He ate at what appeared to be a dead animal, or so she thought. The sickened and disturbed her, even more so when the man picked up a severed ear and happily chomped down on it. She ran as fast as she could from the park, faster than she'd ever ran in her life.
Later that day…
Kaige stared silently at the new office help. A young man with green hair, three swords, and a very nice ass. She'd yet to ask his name, for his ass was far more interesting. The ringing phone at her elbow finally broke through to her over-stimulated brain. "Hello?" At the other end Flame gave her a similar greeting. The fact that she called her from her own office next door finally seemed to sink in. "Why are you calling? It's simple enough to walk over."
In a lecherous voice, Flame answered her question. "But I'd miss out on the view over here." Flame herself was staring at another young man who prepared a new pot of coffee. The blonde-haired man himself was watching Flame, he seemed to be quite pleased about this. "Your coffee, Flame-san." He bounded across the room and set the cup down on her desk. "Flame?! You still there?!" Kaige's yelling drew her attention away from the man who seemed quite intent on draping himself across the back of her chair.
"Yes, sorry about that. We have work." She said this with a degree of annoyance in her voice, watching the new guy flirt was far more intriguing then investigating a murder in the park. Kaige cursed loudly enough for the guy in her office to wake up from his nap. He glared slightly, turned over on his back and went back to sleep. "Guess the show's over for now, let's go." Kaige heard a voice on the other end of the phone that wasn't Flame's. "You sure that's all you want from me, Flame-san?" She heard the effort Flame put into her voice when she turned him down. "Yes, but only for now, I've got work to do."
An hour and 54 minutes later… When the young man, Sanji, finally allowed them to leave the office…
They arrived on the scene to see the police dragging a homeless man covered in blood away from the scene. "Please! I've got to finish my dinner! It'll go to waste." Kaige turned away from one gory scene to an even gorier one. "Hm, we have a mutilation on our hands." The coroner heard her comment and walked over to speak with them. "Not only that, this young lady was tortured. The poor thing didn't stand a chance."
They both pulled on gloves and went to poke at the dead body with some sticks. A chunk of pink hair fell to the ground. Kaige gasped as she recognized it. There was only one person this could be, especially since this was one of the young girl's buns. Kaige's hand clasped the stick angrily. "Damn it, this was Chibi-Usa." The coroner gave her a look of respect, thinking that her anger was for the dead. "I wanted to kill her! Whoever did this will pay!"
Flame nodded in agreement, then went on to poke the chunky pieces of the body some more. Not for clues, but for the hell of it. Chibi-Usa was a bane to anyone who crossed her path, and her death would not be mourned. At least not by those who knew her well. The coroner glared at the two of them. "Are you two quite done? I'd like to examine what's left of her, I'll get my report to you later." They both poked at the body parts one last time and left to gather their suspects.
Fifty-five seconds later, at the home of Usagi Tsukino…
All the suspects had gathered at Usagi's home, and seemed to be celebrating something. Upon their arrival, happiness quickly turned to false sadness. Usagi even managed to squeeze out a few tears. "People, could you stop this dumb crap, no one who know that damned spore would act this way." Kaige growled at the group and they all seemed to take the hint. "We weren't aware you knew Chibi-Usa." Luna said.
Kaige nearly freaked out and hit Luna with a bat she held behind her back. "Calm down. You already knew those cats could talk." Flame held onto the bat, trying to keep the suspects from being killed this time. The struggle over the bat had it flying out of both of their hands and straight at Mamoru's face. Usagi screeched and went to him. "Mamo!! Are you alright!? Talk to me!!!" Ami reached over and took his pulse. "He's still alive, don't worry about him Usagi-chan."
Flame's phone rang and she went off to answer it. The coroner had their report ready and used the Tsukino's fax machine to obtain it. She quickly scanned the fax and her eye's widened in shock. This was a lot of torture for one young girl to withstand. It was surprising that the spore had withstood even half of it. She rejoined the others to find Kaige wielding the bat again, threatening to beat the crap out of Usagi if she didn't stop her crying.
"Kaige, we received the coroner's report. She was tortured quite a bit." Kaige turned to Flame with interest. "Why don't you read it for everyone. I'm sure everyone here can appreciate the damage done to that damned spore." She took a seat apart from the group of suspects, trying to control the urge to beat Usagi. Flame sat herself and began to read.
"To begin with, a sharp device, something like claw's or rusted nails were used to scrape her up. She was bleeding quite a bit and most likely screaming her little head off. It's surprising her moon didn't appear, that is if she hadn't been drugged. The drugs in her system alone could have killed her off eventually. But the killer didn't want that."
"They then cut off any external body parts that couldn't be easily skinned. Such as the ears, nose, eyelids, fingers and toes. She was then skinned. By the time the killer was done, Chibi-Usa was already dead. The rest was mere mutilation of the dead body." Flame paused her to take in the looks on the suspects' faces. Few of those present weren't repulsed by what they were hearing. The only unaffected people there were Flame and Kaige.
"They then punctured Chibi-Usa's eyes in her skull. Leaving them there to bleed out onto the muscle of her face, down into the cavity where her nose was previously. They then cut off her arms and legs. Using these as blunt instruments and beat her." By this time, suspects began to run out of the room for the nearest bath room. Some even ran outside to use the bushes. The only suspects left were Usagi, Luna, Artemis, Pluto, and an unconscious Mamoru.
Usagi wasn't listening to the account of Chibi-Usa's torture and dismemberment. Finally pushed to far, Kaige stood and crossed the room to her. "You haven't heard one word, have you Usagi?" Usagi looked up, startled out of her reverie. "Huh?" Anything else she would say was cut off by the bat that hit her full across the her face. "Get an attention span dammit!" Usagi stopped moving after a few hits, but Kaige didn't stop until she was sure Usagi wouldn't be getting back up.
Pluto watched this with a sickened look and she ran off, supposedly to return to her gate. This left two bodies and two cats. Flame continued with her report, as if nothing had happened. "Eventually Chibi-Usa was nothing more than a jumbled pile of hair, blood, and guts. Her body was then dumped on the park bench where a homeless man thought dinner had been served." Flame looked up at their remaining suspects, Luna and Artemis.
Luna and Artemis, knowing they'd be singled out now, leaped individually at Flame and Kaige. Kaige used the bat and slammed Artemis out of the room and through a window. The glass shredded his body, and he was left little more than the same as Chibi-Usa. The homeless man, escaped from the police, bent over his body and went at it. "Lunch!"
Before Luna could reach Flame, Sanji jumped in through the window and kicked Luna against the far wall. "I'm here Flame-san!" He glomped onto her happily. Luna managed to survive hitting the wall, turned to attack Kaige. Not realizing that someone stood menacingly over her. Kaige recognized the green-haired man easily. "It's you…" She paused, realizing she hadn't asked his name. The man cursed. "It's Zoro!" He unsheathed the three swords and turned Luna into what amounted to ground hamburger.
Kaige grinned happily. "You're so cute!!!" She glomped onto him and refused to let go. Usagi revived and looked around with a confused look. "Where are Luna and Artemis?" Kaige pointed towards the floor and Flame pointed out the window. Usagi let out a screech and began to move towards what was left of Luna. Zoro unsheathed a sword and decapitated the girl before she could get very far.
They left the homeless man eating the remains of any body he could find. It mattered not to them, for the case had been solved. The police could clean up the mess left behind, if there was any.
A/N ::laughs evilly:: That was fun. But really, I have no ill will to any of the Sailor Moon characters, except Chibi-Usa. I hate her, MUCHO! I wish the Black Moon people would have caught her and killed her. It would have been my favorite episode. ^_^ Well, hope you enjoyed this file. Please review! ^_^
