I haven't gotten any more reviews for my 'Switching Interests' story, or my 'Up in the Clouds' story, so I'm going to be writing these 'mini stories' until I get reviews on the others to finish them. Ok? Ok.


Tir skipped down the street, but stopped at the edge of it. She stared down at the water, her eyes wide. Her head turned to see Zim run down the street, flailing his arms around wildly. Dib was following him, a water balloon in one hand and handcuffs in the other. Tir blinked and stepped back when Zim ran past her and same with Dib. Tir grabbed Dib's collar though, making him stop and slightly choke.

"Hey Dibby!" Tir said and smiled, her tongue sticking out cutely. "Go away, Tir! I'm trying to catch the ALIEN!" Dib yelled and pointed at Zim. Zim stopped and turned around, his hands on his hips. He stared at the human and smiled. "Lies! I am human! Perhaps YOU are the alien! I mean, you do have a big head." Zim said and snickered. Dib glared and growled from ANGER. "I don't have a big head!" Dib screeched. Zim just laughed and laughed and laughed. And laughed.

"Hahaha, pathetic humans…" Zim said and shook his head. Dib waved his arms in the air, still slightly choking from Tir. "You come over here and say that to my face, space boy!" Dib yelled. Zim just laughed at Dib's pathetic-ness. Dib didn't glare or anything, he just sat there, his arms crossed.

"Well? Aren't you going to come over here?" Dib asked, feeling very superior right now. Zim stopped laughing and just stared at Dib then at the water balloon and then at the handcuffs. "Drop your weapons, earth monkey." Zim commanded and Dib rose his eyebrow and smirked. "What? Don't trust me?" Dib asked.

Tir just stood there, staring at Dib and then at Zim. She had a plan. Oh what a beautiful plan it was.

"No, because every human is a filthy dirty lying…pork-filled flower!" Zim yelled and waved his hands in the air. Dib blinked then yelled, "We're not flowers, liars, pork-filled, filthy or dirty!" Apparently, Dib was referring to Tir and himself. Tir just stood there stupidly, and then she blinked and looked at Zim. "Uhh- Yeah!" Tir yelled and nodded proudly. Zim glared and took one step forward, but stopped. He rose an 'eyebrow' and stared at Dib. Then he took another step, and another, and another, and another, and another…Trust me, kids, it's a long way. So, after so many 'another's' Zim finally made it to Dib. Zim stood infront of him, and Dib glared. They both glared at eachother.

Oh yeah, if you're wondering about the weapons, they were on the ground. Dib finally dropped them because they hurt his arms.

Anyway, they stared/glared at each other then Zim blinked. "What did I come here for again?" Zim asked and Dib opened his mouth and closed it quickly. "Uhh- I don't know." Dib said and stared at Zim then looked at Tir. Tir gasped and raised her free hand in the air. "MY PLAN!"

"Your plan?" Dib said and looked at her. Zim stared at her and then lowered one of his eyes(whatever. xD). "Eh?" Zim mumbled. Tir grabbed Zim's collar with her other hand and lifted them both up.

"BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU-" Tir stopped and thought about it for a moment. Zim screeched and squiggled, trying to break free of Tir's grip. Dib's eyes widened when he realized what she was saying.

"Oh no! OoOooh no!" Dib said and put his hands in front of himself, like to block of Zim. "I am not doing that!" Dib said and waved his hands. Zim looked at Dib and stopped squiggling. "What? What are we going to do? TELL ZIM!" Zim commanded and raised his arms in the air.

Tir smiled and squeaked as she started to move Dib and Zim towards each other. "- Uhh, alien and Dib! You may now kiss the green skinned thing!" Tir said and squished their bodies together into a kiss. Dib's eyes widened and Zim screamed. Zim stared waving his hands, like scratching the air or trying to find something to pull so he could get out of this situation. Once Tir separated them, Dib was covered in scratches and Zim was holding his stomach.

"Awww, you're such a cute couple!" Tir said and smiled. Dib looked down at her and glared. "I hate you." Dib said and Zim just closed his eyes and started to scream again. "EVIL EARTH GERMS! THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME ALIVE!" Zim screamed. Tir dropped Zim, so he plopped onto the ground and ran off screaming and cursing and yelling at Tir and Dib.

Tir held onto Dib though, holding him above the ground. "Uhh, aren't you going to let me go now?" Dib asked and smiled hopefully. "I really want to go home and throw up. I don't feel too well." Dib said and held his stomach with a fake smile on. Dib really did feel sick.

"That's just the side effect of a kiss. Don't worry." Tir said and smiled at him. Dib glared and twitched. "NO! THAT'S NOT A SIDE EFFECT OF A KISS-"

"What about love?" Tir interrupted and smiled.

"- OR LOVE –"

"What about denying love?" Tir interrupted yet again and smiled more.

"- OR DENYING LOVE –"

"What about-"

"IT'S A SIDE EFFECT OF BEING KISSED BY SOMEONE YOU HATE WITH ALL YOUR GUTS! Now, I want to go home." Dib yelled and took a deep breath. Tir stared at him then frowned. "Oh, ok." Tir mumbled and threw Dib all the way to his house.

The next day, Dib and Zim stayed home from school. Why? They felt sick. Why? Because it's a side-effect of being kissed by someone you hate with all your guts or squiggly spooch. Yup.