BY POPULAR DEMAND ( Not really. xD ) I am updating this story with a new chapter, even though it's short.


The school day was a quiet one as Dib and Zim were in their houses and possibly feeling sick. Ok, they were feeling sick, but for what reason? They kissed.

"Why're you suddenly sick, son?" Professor Membrane asked earlier that morning. Dib just held his stomach and groaned, not wanting to talk about it. Professor Membrane shrugged and walked off, shaking his head sadly while mumbling, "My poor insane, sick, not-talking son."

Meanwhile, at Zim's house, Zim wasn't feeling all that well either. Zim was laying on his couch, his whole body heating up, and feeling very…very bad. Gir kept giving him tacos and squeaky moose, but it never helped.

Tir kept running to Zim's house, then Dib's house, then Zim's house then finally stopped at Dib's house. She popped up at his window, a smile on her face.

"Dibby!" Tir yelled and Dib just popped his head up and looked at her. Dib groaned and hid under his blanket. "What's the matter?"

"What do you mean 'what's the matter?'? You know darn well what's the matter!" Dib yelled and groaned again. Tir frowned and tilted her head to the side.

"It's because of Zim, isn't it? Hiding your feelings isn't good." Tir said and shook her head. Dib looked at her and glared. Tir could FEEEEL the hatred Dib had for Zim, but Tir looked past that and saw the love Dib had. Tir squeaked and broke through the window.

"Dibby, don't worry! I'm going to make it all better by bringing Zim over here. Ok?" Tir said, thinking this was the right thing to say. Instead, Dib just moaned and hugged his stomach. Tir frowned and poked Dib's head. "Dibby? What's wrong? I thought you liked Zim and I thought you told me to do that." Tir said and frowned. Dib just stared at her, his eyes wide and confused. Tir smiled and explained,

"See, about a week ago, you came over to my house and told me EVERYTHING. About your feelings for Zim, about how you've dreamed about him and such! You even explained your plan." Tir took a deep breath and sighed. She then nodded and smiled again.

Dib's eyes widened and he looked even sicker. "ARE YOU FRIKKING NUTS! I would NEVER do that! Dear GOD!" Dib yelled and held his mouth to hold back vomit. Tir just shook her head and snickered.

"Dib, you did do that, admit it!" Tir said and looked at him. Dib just stared then turned around, closing his eyes.

"Go away." Dib mumbled and held his stomach again. Tir shrugged and ran out the window and off to Zim's house.

Her plan was working.