After all that horribly disturbing dancing, Tir walked home, this was conveniently next to the next door neighbor of Zim.
Tir walked up to the door and opened it, to see the smiling face of her S.I.R unit, Sandwich. Sandwich saluted Tir and walked away. Tir frowned and walked over to a chair. "I like it more when you're stupid, Sandwich." Tir mumbled and looked at the little robot, who was wiping off some drawing on the wall.
The S.I.R. unit looked over at her master and saluted her. "Do you want me to become stupid, Master?" Sandwich asked. Tir's reply was a simple nod, and that's all that it took. Sandwich ran over to a wall and slammed her head against it. Some mechanical sounds could be heard and Sandwich popped up with a, "HEYA, MASTER!" This brought a smile to Tir's face.
"Hey, Sandwich! Guess what I did today?" Tir said and put her hand on her knee, her eyes wide. The little robot's eyes widened( If they can.) and she put her hands over her mouth. "Wat?" Sandwich whispered, anxious to know what her master did.
Tir looked around then raised her hands in the air. "I LIED TO DIB AND ZIM! When Zim and Dib go to skool tomorrow, FLUFF WILL HAPPEN! DO YOU HEAR ME? FLUUUFF!" Tir yelled and cackled. Sandwich started to giggle, then broke out in HYSTERICAL LAUGHS.
A small child that was walking up to the door, stopped and turned around, walking away. LATER, THAT CHILD'S HEAD EXPLODED.
The next day at skool, Zim walked down the street with a smug grin on his face. ( While the author is writing this, she is talking like Cartman. Myahhh. ) Dib walked down the other sidewalk, heading Zim's way. His eyes were wide. It looked as though he didn't get any sleep.
Right when they both got to school, they stared at eachother. Something in Zim's mind went TINK! Dib looked around then turned so that he could walk away and towards school. BUT HE WAS STOPPED BY ZIM.
"Apparently, the ALLMIGHTY ZIM loves you. Mmmyep." Zim said and nodded. Dib looked back and just stared, his eyes getting wide. In the background, there was a squeal from Tir.
Dib looked around and laughed. "You're funny, Zim. Haha, now let's go destroy eachother." Dib said and smiled a bit. Zim glared and grabbed the boy's shoulders.
"ZIM. LOVES. YOUUU." Zim screeched, which made Tir squeal even more.
For some reason, Dib's heart filled with MEAT JUICE, and his stomach was filled with KILLER BUTTERFLIES. Dib then started to mumble, "Maybe Tir was right, I mean, about the me loving Zim thing. It could work and stuff. AUGH, I'M SO CONFUSED." Zim just stared at him then looked aroung.
"Ehhh, I'm not really feelin' the love here. Soo, TELL ME YOU LOVE ZIM BACK, Yes?" Zim yelled and poked Dib's head as Dib continued to mumble. Dib just stared at him then smiled and held out his arms.
"Eh, alright. I LOVE YOUUU!" Dib yelled and tackled Zim. MANY SQUEALS COULD BE HEARD FROM TIR.
So the great cuddle-of-doom began with Dib and Zim. CUDDLE CUDDLE. Tir then jumped out and laughed. Dib and Zim looked over at her. She just LAUGHED AND LAUGHED.
"Hey, you guys wanna hear something funny?" Tir yelled, making Dib and Zim nod. "Well, Dib, I was lying about the whole thing! And Zim, I told you during your sleep to tell Dib you loved him! So it was all part of my plan and it WORKED! WHOO!" Tir explained and held up her hands, a smile on her face.
Dib and Zim both got up, they're eyes MYSTERIOUSLY glowing red. Tir laughed some more, a smile on her face. Dib and Zim started to walk towards Tir, while she was laughing.
Tir was later sent to a Hospital, where they never realized she was an alien.
THE END.
