I hope I kept you wanting to read more that was the point!
Rico- so now Debb what dose Napoleon do that gets you mad?
Debb- He doesn't get me mad he just starts an argument
Rico- Just as I thought, napoleon will you please leave the room
Napoleon- NO! Gosh
Debb- its okay napoleon go
Napoleon- fine but don't touch Debb
Rico-just go napoleon
Napoleon- fine!
Napoleon leaves and Rico stands up and walks behind Debb and puts his hands on her schoulder's
Rico- do you want my opinon on this subject?
Debb- yes
Rico- I suggest you get divorced and move on to maybe an older man, a wiser man, a handsome man, (walks around between her and the desk), someone like… me!
Debb- NO I love my husband and I just realized we may have a few fights now and then but I am lucky he isn't like you! You are scum!
Debb stomps out of the room and slams the door behind her
Debb- come-on napoleon we are going home!
Napoleon- okay
They return to the house
Debb- napoleon will you go to the store I think we are low on tots
Napoleon- no we aren't we have 34 bags left
Debb- I want to have 35
Napoleon- okay where are the keys
Debb- On the counter
Napoleon goes to the store and comes back
Napoleon- I got the tots!
Debb- im in the bed room
Napoleon- well come here
Debb- no Napoleon come into the bedroom
Napoleon- fine
Napoleon walks into the bedroom
Debb- sit on the bed
Napoleon- where are you
Debb- in the bath room just sit on the bed
Napoleon- fine gosh
Debb walks out of the bathroom in her new lingerie
Napoleon- WOW
Debb- I just need to know before we do this do you want to have a baby?
Napoleon- Do what?
Debb- you know… make…have…umm…(in a whisper) sex
Napoleon- this is freakin awesome (starts to unzip his pants)
Debb- wait, do you want to have a baby?
Napoleon- (not paying attention) yea whatever
Debb- ok
Blacks out and says 10 years and 9 months later
Debb- Happy Birthday to you happy Birthday to you happy birth day dear Mildred Happy birthday to you!
Napoleon- You smell like a monkey and you look like one to!
Mildred- dad your being so mean to me, gosh (Mildred looks just like debb but acts just like napoleon!)
Napoleon- no im not gosh!
Mildred- yes you are gosh!
Napoleon- no im not gosh!
Mildred- yes you are gosh!
Napoleon- no im not gosh!
Mildred- yes you are gosh!
Debb- Stop it, napoleon be nice its her birthday and Mildred respect you father!
Mildred- you both are freakin idiots!
Debb- ok just eat your cake!
Mildred- I want to open my present's first
Debb- you already blew out the candle on your cake! Now you have to eat it!
Mildred- Fine! Gosh. This is freakin chocolate cake I only like yellow cake! Freakin idiot!
Debb- sorry ill get you a new one tomorrow! Now you can open your presents!
Mildred- This one is from dad. (it's a tiny little box. She opens it) yes more chap stick!
Napoleon- if you don't want it Ill take it
Mildred- no I want it my lip are so freakin chapped right now!
This is all I have right now! I wanted to update but I didn't have a lot of time so I threw this together I hope you like it. I had to change the rating though, but please review!
