I hope I kept you wanting to read more that was the point!

Rico- so now Debb what dose Napoleon do that gets you mad?

Debb- He doesn't get me mad he just starts an argument

Rico- Just as I thought, napoleon will you please leave the room

Napoleon- NO! Gosh

Debb- its okay napoleon go

Napoleon- fine but don't touch Debb

Rico-just go napoleon

Napoleon- fine!

Napoleon leaves and Rico stands up and walks behind Debb and puts his hands on her schoulder's

Rico- do you want my opinon on this subject?

Debb- yes

Rico- I suggest you get divorced and move on to maybe an older man, a wiser man, a handsome man, (walks around between her and the desk), someone like… me!

Debb- NO I love my husband and I just realized we may have a few fights now and then but I am lucky he isn't like you! You are scum!

Debb stomps out of the room and slams the door behind her

Debb- come-on napoleon we are going home!

Napoleon- okay

They return to the house

Debb- napoleon will you go to the store I think we are low on tots

Napoleon- no we aren't we have 34 bags left

Debb- I want to have 35

Napoleon- okay where are the keys

Debb- On the counter

Napoleon goes to the store and comes back

Napoleon- I got the tots!

Debb- im in the bed room

Napoleon- well come here

Debb- no Napoleon come into the bedroom

Napoleon- fine

Napoleon walks into the bedroom

Debb- sit on the bed

Napoleon- where are you

Debb- in the bath room just sit on the bed

Napoleon- fine gosh

Debb walks out of the bathroom in her new lingerie

Napoleon- WOW

Debb- I just need to know before we do this do you want to have a baby?

Napoleon- Do what?

Debb- you know… make…have…umm…(in a whisper) sex

Napoleon- this is freakin awesome (starts to unzip his pants)

Debb- wait, do you want to have a baby?

Napoleon- (not paying attention) yea whatever

Debb- ok

Blacks out and says 10 years and 9 months later

Debb- Happy Birthday to you happy Birthday to you happy birth day dear Mildred Happy birthday to you!

Napoleon- You smell like a monkey and you look like one to!

Mildred- dad your being so mean to me, gosh (Mildred looks just like debb but acts just like napoleon!)

Napoleon- no im not gosh!

Mildred- yes you are gosh!

Napoleon- no im not gosh!

Mildred- yes you are gosh!

Napoleon- no im not gosh!

Mildred- yes you are gosh!

Debb- Stop it, napoleon be nice its her birthday and Mildred respect you father!

Mildred- you both are freakin idiots!

Debb- ok just eat your cake!

Mildred- I want to open my present's first

Debb- you already blew out the candle on your cake! Now you have to eat it!

Mildred- Fine! Gosh. This is freakin chocolate cake I only like yellow cake! Freakin idiot!

Debb- sorry ill get you a new one tomorrow! Now you can open your presents!

Mildred- This one is from dad. (it's a tiny little box. She opens it) yes more chap stick!

Napoleon- if you don't want it Ill take it

Mildred- no I want it my lip are so freakin chapped right now!

This is all I have right now! I wanted to update but I didn't have a lot of time so I threw this together I hope you like it. I had to change the rating though, but please review!