Napoleon gets home and shuts the door behind him
Napoleon- debb im home
Deb- im in the bedroom
Napoleon- did you move
Debb- I was starting to get a cramp
Napoleon walks in to the bedroom
Napoleon- so I would have gotten you some Advil! Gosh!
Deb- sorry I can do it again
Napoleon- no the moments over gosh!
Deb- ok well come over here
Napoleon- hold on I have to take my pants off gosh!
Deb- ok just hurry
Napoleon- I can only go so fast
Deb- ok well what happened with Mildred
Napoleon- don't talk about her ill get out of the mood cant you wait 5 minutes
Debb- (she mumbles) you mean like an hour
Napoleon- what did you say
Debb- ummm… after this I got to take a shower
Napoleon- ok here I come
Napoleon walks out in Scooby Doo boxers
Debb- oh I forgot I got you something for you
Napoleon- yes! chap stick (starts to jump up and down and clapping his hands)
Debb- no not chap stick (she pulls something out of a bag)
Napoleon- I don't like sling shots they hurt gosh
Debb- it's not a sling shot I went to Victoria's secret today and the lady handed me a coupon for a victor's secret and I went by and I saw this and I thought it would look great on you
Napoleon- no way its way to small gosh
Debb- well then no hanky panky for you mister
Napoleon- fine its going to be like putting two bowling balls into a zip lock not going to work
Debb- (she mumbles) or like putting two tots in a garbage bag!
Napoleon- huh?
Debb- nothing
Napoleon walks out with a towel around his waist
Debb- well I don't get to see it
Napoleon- no
Debb- you'll only have to where it for two seconds if it all works out like plan!
He hops into bed covers up then throws the towel
Debb- come on napoleon (she reaches under the blankets and rips it off) see
She hops into bed with him then the screen fades out to her sitting up in bed
Debb- time… better then the last time
Napoleon- what was the time
Debb- twenty three minutes and seventeen seconds
Napoleon- record time wanna give it one more try
Debb- no I want to know what happened with Mildred
Napoleon- called her teacher an idiot now we got an hour till she gets home so we have plenty of time!
Debb- no I need to take a shower I don't want Mildred to know
Napoleon- she won't know!
Debb- fine well I got another thing at victor's secret it's a book
Napoleon- what about how to make fun of napoleon in front of his wife!
Debb- 103 sex positions
Napoleon- ewww
Debb- I want to try something new there's this one that looks easy it's on page 41
Napoleon- pop here's the beaver
Debb-no it's the one next to it… dog fight
Napoleon- but you need one more guy
Debb- I know I was thinking kip
Napoleon- ewwww no pick some one else
Debb- rico
Napoleon- if they aren't related to me ill do it
Debb- promise
Napoleon- I won't eat tots for a month if I say no
Debb- Pedro
Napoleon- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Debb- you promised
Napoleon- fine gosh
Debb- ok go call him
Napoleon- no ill just ask him at work tomorrow we are doing the drive through together
Debb- ok
Next day at taco bell
Pedro- so napoleon what's new?
Napoleon- NOTHING GOSH
Pedro- ok well we should get to work
Napoleon- wait I need to ask you something
Pedro- ok what
Napoleon- umm… Debb bought this book… its called 103 sex positions
Pedro- ohhh how is she did you try one on page 23
Napoleon- no she is making me do this one on page 41
Pedro- pop here's the beaver
Napoleon- no the one next to it
Pedro- oh dog fight umm who is the other guy then?
Napoleon- umm… she wanted… made me… umm… you!
Pedro- what? Did she want me or did you?
Napoleon- she did! I don't want to do it
Pedro- I should make her a cake
Napoleon- so you want to do it
Pedro- sure I need to show her the one on page 23 you will like it!
Napoleon- ok
Pedro- when
Napoleon- tonight
Pedro- ok let me go ask my mom
Napoleon- ok
5 minutes later
Pedro- mom said I could spend the night at your house tonight, I didn't tell her about the sex thing she would freak out
Napoleon- ok well lets get to work
Napoleon and Pedro walk in the door
Napoleon- im home
Debb- did Pedro say yes?
Napoleon- yea
Debb- good I got the chains come here guys
Pedro- did you get the dog collar for my part?
Debb- yes here it is do you know what to do
Pedro- yea I have the book
Debb- ok here's the chair napoleon do you know what to do
Napoleon- yea you made me study it all night
Pedro- lets start
Debb- ok start with your line napoleon
Napoleon- hey sexy master
Debb- hey spike hey duke why don't you boys come over here and give your momma kisses!
Due to the fear I have that continuing this will drive away readers but if you would like me to continue with this scene please review lol! j/k
