Napoleon gets home and shuts the door behind him

Napoleon- debb im home

Deb- im in the bedroom

Napoleon- did you move

Debb- I was starting to get a cramp

Napoleon walks in to the bedroom

Napoleon- so I would have gotten you some Advil! Gosh!

Deb- sorry I can do it again

Napoleon- no the moments over gosh!

Deb- ok well come over here

Napoleon- hold on I have to take my pants off gosh!

Deb- ok just hurry

Napoleon- I can only go so fast

Deb- ok well what happened with Mildred

Napoleon- don't talk about her ill get out of the mood cant you wait 5 minutes

Debb- (she mumbles) you mean like an hour

Napoleon- what did you say

Debb- ummm… after this I got to take a shower

Napoleon- ok here I come

Napoleon walks out in Scooby Doo boxers

Debb- oh I forgot I got you something for you

Napoleon- yes! chap stick (starts to jump up and down and clapping his hands)

Debb- no not chap stick (she pulls something out of a bag)

Napoleon- I don't like sling shots they hurt gosh

Debb- it's not a sling shot I went to Victoria's secret today and the lady handed me a coupon for a victor's secret and I went by and I saw this and I thought it would look great on you

Napoleon- no way its way to small gosh

Debb- well then no hanky panky for you mister

Napoleon- fine its going to be like putting two bowling balls into a zip lock not going to work

Debb- (she mumbles) or like putting two tots in a garbage bag!

Napoleon- huh?

Debb- nothing

Napoleon walks out with a towel around his waist

Debb- well I don't get to see it

Napoleon- no

Debb- you'll only have to where it for two seconds if it all works out like plan!

He hops into bed covers up then throws the towel

Debb- come on napoleon (she reaches under the blankets and rips it off) see

She hops into bed with him then the screen fades out to her sitting up in bed

Debb- time… better then the last time

Napoleon- what was the time

Debb- twenty three minutes and seventeen seconds

Napoleon- record time wanna give it one more try

Debb- no I want to know what happened with Mildred

Napoleon- called her teacher an idiot now we got an hour till she gets home so we have plenty of time!

Debb- no I need to take a shower I don't want Mildred to know

Napoleon- she won't know!

Debb- fine well I got another thing at victor's secret it's a book

Napoleon- what about how to make fun of napoleon in front of his wife!

Debb- 103 sex positions

Napoleon- ewww

Debb- I want to try something new there's this one that looks easy it's on page 41

Napoleon- pop here's the beaver

Debb-no it's the one next to it… dog fight

Napoleon- but you need one more guy

Debb- I know I was thinking kip

Napoleon- ewwww no pick some one else

Debb- rico

Napoleon- if they aren't related to me ill do it

Debb- promise

Napoleon- I won't eat tots for a month if I say no

Debb- Pedro

Napoleon- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Debb- you promised

Napoleon- fine gosh

Debb- ok go call him

Napoleon- no ill just ask him at work tomorrow we are doing the drive through together

Debb- ok

Next day at taco bell

Pedro- so napoleon what's new?

Napoleon- NOTHING GOSH

Pedro- ok well we should get to work

Napoleon- wait I need to ask you something

Pedro- ok what

Napoleon- umm… Debb bought this book… its called 103 sex positions

Pedro- ohhh how is she did you try one on page 23

Napoleon- no she is making me do this one on page 41

Pedro- pop here's the beaver

Napoleon- no the one next to it

Pedro- oh dog fight umm who is the other guy then?

Napoleon- umm… she wanted… made me… umm… you!

Pedro- what? Did she want me or did you?

Napoleon- she did! I don't want to do it

Pedro- I should make her a cake

Napoleon- so you want to do it

Pedro- sure I need to show her the one on page 23 you will like it!

Napoleon- ok

Pedro- when

Napoleon- tonight

Pedro- ok let me go ask my mom

Napoleon- ok

5 minutes later

Pedro- mom said I could spend the night at your house tonight, I didn't tell her about the sex thing she would freak out

Napoleon- ok well lets get to work

Napoleon and Pedro walk in the door

Napoleon- im home

Debb- did Pedro say yes?

Napoleon- yea

Debb- good I got the chains come here guys

Pedro- did you get the dog collar for my part?

Debb- yes here it is do you know what to do

Pedro- yea I have the book

Debb- ok here's the chair napoleon do you know what to do

Napoleon- yea you made me study it all night

Pedro- lets start

Debb- ok start with your line napoleon

Napoleon- hey sexy master

Debb- hey spike hey duke why don't you boys come over here and give your momma kisses!

Due to the fear I have that continuing this will drive away readers but if you would like me to continue with this scene please review lol! j/k