A/N: I am happy to report that my grandma is doing better. Let's just hope it stays that way. That really puts me into a better mood. That's why I have the next chapter for you. But to put all of you into a better mood as well…the next chapter is going to be really good. I think you guys will really like it.

So I know you guys thought that the last chapter was funny, when Hermione hit Draco in the face with the pie. Trust me. It only gets better from there.

If you thought that chapter six was truly funny, then I know that you guys are really going to love this chapter. I mean come on, it is called 'Totally Exposed.' Hummmmm….. what does THAT mean! LOL.

Just think about it for a second. Well, whatever the first thing that pops into your head, that's probably what it means. LOL. Well, it is time to find out what it really means.

So here we go…on to the next chapter. R&R. Thanks.

Chapter Seven
Totally Exposed

Draco was already in the Slytherin shower, the water rolling down his face. It felt so refreshing. Like it was washing all his troubles and the stench of misery away.

He thought about Hermione. Part of him wanted to still go on with the bet but another still dwelled on the connection he felt toward her. He honestly didn't understand it. Everything Hermione had told him happened in her dream, he remembered it so vividly. But why?

Could Hermione and Draco really have been reborn like Trelawney had said?

All the while this was going on, a little scheming had been going on in the Slytherin common room.

"There is no doubt about it." Blaise was telling Crabbe and Goyle. "Draco can make any girl fall in love with him, no matter who it is. Even Granger. Just give it a matter of time. I just know he will win this thing." Blaise whispered.

"However," he went on. "I know a way that Draco can carry out his plan to get back at the mudblood and still have to do the consequence as if he had failed."

"How do you mean?" Crabbe was eager to know.

"Well, Draco is in the shower right now." Blaise told the two boys. "And the dare was that if Draco didn't makeGranger fall in love with him within three months, then he would have to run around the school in nothing but his underwear, right?"

"Right." The two said in union but still never caught on to Blaise's drift.

"So all we have to do is sneak into the bathroom without Draco knowing and grab his clothing. He will have no chose but to go back to his and Granger's tower in nothing but a towel." Blaise laughed.

"It doesn't matter if not that many people get to see him. Just as long as the one person I'm hoping will see this gets to, it is all good." Blaise let out any evil laugh.

"That is totally harsh." Goyle said but gave a smile anyway.

"Yes, but it is going to be so funny." Blaise replied. The three boys busted out with laughter.
After a few seconds, their laughter finally died down. "So who's going to go in there?" Goyle asked. All three of them looked around at one another for a second.

"Ummmm….you do it, Goyle." Blaise commanded.

"Me? Why do I have to be the one to go in there?" Goyle protested. "It was your idea, Blaise. You do it."

"Okay fine. I'll go in." Blaise got up and quietly walked over to the bathroom door.

He raised his hand to turn the knob only to find that Draco had locked the door. Blaise pulled out his wand.

"Alohomora!" he whispered. Suddenly the door quietly popped open.

Blaise quietly tipped toed into the bathroom, making sure not to be seen or heard by Draco.

He suddenly spotted Draco's clothing lying on the bathroom floor. Blaise tried to contain his laughter. Just the thought of what laid ahead for Draco was much too over whelming for him.

Suddenly, Blaise could hear Draco turning the knob to shut off the water. He let out a small gasp and quickly snatched up Draco's clothing.

He only just made it out as Draco stepped out of the shower.

"Got 'em." Blaise whispered to Crabbe and Goyle as he came out of the bathroom, shutting the door behind him.

Crabbe and Goyle let out a sigh of relief at Blaise's words.

"Now come on and let's get out of here. We want to get good seats for this." Blaise laughed.

The other two couldn't help but to bust out with laughter as well.

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Draco stepped out of the shower, dripping wet. He looked around the room. There was something missing.

"My clothing!" he thought. "Where are they? They couldn't have just walked off by themselves, could they?"

"Well in this world," Draco spoke aloud. "I'm sure they could have."

Just then, he suddenly remembered his consequence he had to do if he didn't make Hermione fall in love with him.

"Blaise!" Draco shouted. "He is the one who took my clothing. I just know it."

Draco, without even bothering to dry off, quickly wrapped a towel around his waist and headed out into the Slytherin common room.

"Ohhhhhh! Draco!" Pansy had just caught sight of Draco. She ran up to him and pushed him against the wall, her petite body leaning all over his wet one. She went to go kiss him but Draco quickly pushed her away.

"Not now, Pansy. Where is Blaise." He said, putting a hand in her face to push her face away from his.

"I dunno, Dracy-poo." Pansy replied sweetly, as she tried to kiss him once more.
But yet again, he pushed her away.

"Stop it, Pansy and just tell me where Blaise is." Draco demanded.

"He isn't here, honey." Pansy said, caressing his wet chest. Draco pushed her completely off him now. He hated to be called 'honey' and hated to be touched like that, especially by Parkinson.

Draco headed for the Slytherin portrait hole.

"Oh come one, Draco. You never want to have fun with me anymore." Pansy complained.

"I wonder why?" Draco thought, sarcastically, walking out of the common room, leaving Pansy standing there all alone. (A/N: Don't be mad at Pansy and that whole thing because I know that you guys are really going to like what is coming up next. LOL.)

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"I don't see how this is going to work, Blaise." Crabbe was saying.

Crabbe, Goyle, and Blaise were all standing against the wall, peaking around the corner at Hermione's and Draco's entrance to their common room.

"Yeah." Goyle cut in. "How do you know that Granger is going to walk out of the portrait hole at the exact time Malfoy is getting ready to walk in?"

"It is simple really." Blaise answered, all three of them still peering around the corner at Draco's and Hermione's entrance. "I sent Granger a letter, from 'Ginny' of course, telling her to meet Weasley in the library at exactly this time."

"Draco should be on this way here at any moment now." Blaise gave another evil laugh.

"So tell me," Crabbe asked. "Why are we doing this again? I thought Draco was our friend?"

"Well he is." Blaise replied. "But it is still really funny and besides, Draco had it coming."

"Shhhhh…..Here he comes." Blaise added at the sight of Draco. He was nearly seconds away from the portrait hole now. They all peered from around the corner, eager to see what was going to happen.

They still tried their hardest to contain their laughter. Just the sight of Draco and the towel wrapped around his waist, the thought of Draco's face when Hermione opened the portrait hole and saw his wet body, it was all just to over whelming for any of them to take.

They could hear Draco cursing under his breath as he approaching the portrait hole. It only made it harder for them to hold in all their laughter.

Draco was now at the portrait of the little girl. Just as he opened his mouth to tell Sammy the password, the portrait swung opened by its self. Or at least that is what Draco thought.

He looked up just in time to find Hermione standing in the doorway of the portrait hole, her mouth hanging open with shock.

"ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" They both let out a cry at the same time.

Hermione was staring wide-eyed at his muscular and still very wet body.

"Like what you see, Granger?" Draco asked, not so much shocked at what was going on anymore.

Hermione didn't answer right away. She was still trying to take in everything that was happening.

"No." Hermione lied. "What are you doing out here, naked, anyway?" Blaise, Crabbe, and Goyle overheard. They were still peering at the scene from around the corner, biting their toughs so that their laughter couldn't be heard by Hermione or Draco.

"Well you see," Draco started. Suddenly, Sammy snuck into the picture frame that hung on the wall, right next to where Draco was standing. "I was taking a shower in Slytherin tower because you hit me with that stupid pie."

Hermione laughed at the very thought.

"Blaise stole my clothing." Draco said flat out. Blaise let out a laugh. Luckily Hermione and Draco didn't hear it.

"Oh." Hermione tried to contain her laughter as well.

"Shut up, Granger." Draco demanded. "Be nice to her." Draco's thoughts rang in his head. "I mean…….."

"Ah, Draco?" Hermione started.

She had just caught sight of Sammy, who was now in the painting that hung on the wall next to where Draco stood. Her hand was slowly reaching toward Malfoy.

"Yes?" He answered. Hermione didn't reply. Instead she just pointed over to Sammy, who's hand was inching toward Draco's towel.

His gaze suddenly fell to where Hermione was pointing but before he knew what had happened, his towel was being yanked out from around his waist.

"AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!" They both let out another heart-wrenching scream.

"OH MY GOD!" Hermione cried out in shock even though it was obvious to her what Sammy was going to do, and clamped a hand over her eyes.

Laughter rang out from around the corner where Blaise, Crabbe, and Goyle were peeking from.

They couldn't possibly hold it in any longer. All three of them were literally rolling around on the floor, dying of laughter now. Which made it pretty obvious to Hermione and Draco that they had indeed been watching this whole time.

Hermione couldn't help but to burst out with laughter too.

Draco quickly snatched the towel back from the little girl's hands and wrapped it back around his waist. By now he was very livid. Just the thought that his own best friends had made this plan against him made him furious. He was going to get back at them some how. Hermione now had her hands over her open mouth. She was still in shock but she had to admit, Malfoy had it coming.

Once again he was the fool.

"Wow!" Hermione thought to herself. "He's really long……." Draco suddenly looked deep into her eyes. "Oh my god! He heard that. You heard that, didn't you?"

"Yes I did." He crossed him arms and stared at her in disbelief. He couldn't believe that she, Hermione Granger, had just thought that.

"What I m-meant w-was………" Hermione broke off, trying to think of a good excuse she could tell him.

He raised an eyebrow to her, waiting for her response. He knew exactly what she had thought and knew exactly what she meant by it.

"Oh please, Malfoy. Get over yourself. We all know the truth about your……" Her voice trailed off as she pointed to his….you know. "Whatever you call that." She finished. "And trust me…it's really not as big as your ego."

Draco quickly sneered at her. They could both still here Blaise, Crabbe, and Goyle, howling with laughter from Hermione's harsh comment.

"I would watch what you say, Granger." He replied, pushing her out of the way so he could finally enter their common room.

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A/N: Well there it is. Truly funny. Well at least I think so. I think this is now my new favorite chapter. LOL.

What do you guys think of this chapter? Do you like it? Do you love it? Please review and let me know what you think of it. And you do have to admit, Draco was really a jerk to Hermione, like usual. He had it coming.

I also knew that you guys would love to see him have to do the dare. So I was like wait. 'I just got any idea. We all know what Hermione and Draco are really going to fall in love because this is a D/Hr fic, after all. But what if I found a way to make him have to do the dare anyway.' So that's how I came up with this. 'Blaise's plan.'

I hope you guys enjoyed it. LOL.

Thanks to all of you once again.

DracoLover666