Sing it to the Blackadder closing theme tune!
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Song

Tom Riddle, later Voldemort
Discovered he was kin to Slytherin
Killing muggles was his sport
And that isn't his only sin

Oh Potter, Oh Potter
You rode a flying car
Oh Potter, Oh Potter
Still famous for your scar

Tom Riddle, Tom Riddle
Salazar's last heir
Tom Riddle, Tom Riddle
He, you must beware!


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