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So on to the story....
So the door opens... and in rushes Kenny. If I actually had nails and we were outside I would have completely dug myself a hole to climb into. But seeing as that wasn't going to happen anytime soon I kind of just stood there with my mouth kind of hanging open. My face turning red.
Then, to make things worse, he had to open his mouth.
'Mia, I am sorry for trying to put my hands under your shirt, I couldn't help myself... I... LOVE YOU!' I should have had a clue by the way he was slurring his words together, but no, I had no idea that he was drunk until he had stumbled his way over to me and placed his nasty alcohol smelling and tasting... yes I tasted it... mouth on me.
Not only was I completely embarrassed that almost everyone in our whole entire school had seen this, including Lana, who would probably tease me for the rest of my pitiful life. Including Michael, the love of my life. Nope, not only that, but the whole entire United States was probably going to see this, because yes, my wonderful best friend was taping this.
Fortunately, I only had Kenny's gross mouth on me for like a second, because Michael jumped quickly and pulled him off of me. Then, in a complete movie type fashion, Michael pushed Kenny to the ground.
He turned to me and was all, 'Mia are you ok?'
I just kind of stood there with tears forming in my eyes, because that was probably the sweetest thing that anyone had ever done for me.
Then the tears leaked from my eyes because I realized that the only reason that he had done this was because I was Lilly's best friend. He was here with Judith.
But before I could choke out a lie and tell him I was fine, just a little wierded out, Kenny had jumped up off of the ground and made his way toward Michael. And before I could warn Michael, who couldn't see Kenny because he was turned around, Kenny had pushed him to the ground, screaming, 'Get away from my girl!'
I really could have died from the statement, but then I would have never seen Michael wrestle his way on top of Kenny and start flailing him with his fists.
Finally, after the drunken Kenny had given up on fighting for the love of 'his girl' Michael said in the most venomous voice I had ever heard come from him, more scary a tone than I had ever heard him use with Lilly, 'Get the Hell out of here Showalter, and leave my Mia the Hell alone.'
I completely would have gotten really excited about this, but I realized that it was clearly a mix up of the mouth. He was having trouble forming words, because even though Kenny was weak and drunk he had somehow managed to find a way to bloody Michael's lip. He had probably just stuttered saying Mia.
I felt like crying again, but at least Kenny was gone, and I was pretty sure for good.
Michael turned to me again, all anger gone from his face. I was just about to go and thank him when Judith ran up there with a tissue in her hand, trying to wipe away the blood like a mother trying to wipe her child's nose.
And just like a child, I couldn't help but notice that Michael looked rather annoyed.
It was probably because he had to fight a freshman because I was such a huge colossal loser.
So I went to the punch bowl and poured me a rather large cup.
Michael had been right when he said that it was spiked. Actually to me it tasted like beer that had just had food coloring added to it.
My hope was that maybe if I got drunk enough that I would be able to forget that I loved Michael, that I could ignore all of Josh Richter's friends laughing and saying that geek fights were the greatest, and there girlfriends saying in shocked voices that Michael Moscovitz was pretty tough and all wondering out loud and in rather loud voices why in the world he would fight Kenny for me.
But, sadly, I only got drunk enough to act stupid, really stupid, and the worse part is that I remembered all of it. And even if I didn't, Lilly has it all on tape.
AN: What does Mia do that is soooo stupid???? Review and I will tell you in the next chapter... Don't and I'll still put it in the next chapter anyway.... Sorry this was so short.
So the door opens... and in rushes Kenny. If I actually had nails and we were outside I would have completely dug myself a hole to climb into. But seeing as that wasn't going to happen anytime soon I kind of just stood there with my mouth kind of hanging open. My face turning red.
Then, to make things worse, he had to open his mouth.
'Mia, I am sorry for trying to put my hands under your shirt, I couldn't help myself... I... LOVE YOU!' I should have had a clue by the way he was slurring his words together, but no, I had no idea that he was drunk until he had stumbled his way over to me and placed his nasty alcohol smelling and tasting... yes I tasted it... mouth on me.
Not only was I completely embarrassed that almost everyone in our whole entire school had seen this, including Lana, who would probably tease me for the rest of my pitiful life. Including Michael, the love of my life. Nope, not only that, but the whole entire United States was probably going to see this, because yes, my wonderful best friend was taping this.
Fortunately, I only had Kenny's gross mouth on me for like a second, because Michael jumped quickly and pulled him off of me. Then, in a complete movie type fashion, Michael pushed Kenny to the ground.
He turned to me and was all, 'Mia are you ok?'
I just kind of stood there with tears forming in my eyes, because that was probably the sweetest thing that anyone had ever done for me.
Then the tears leaked from my eyes because I realized that the only reason that he had done this was because I was Lilly's best friend. He was here with Judith.
But before I could choke out a lie and tell him I was fine, just a little wierded out, Kenny had jumped up off of the ground and made his way toward Michael. And before I could warn Michael, who couldn't see Kenny because he was turned around, Kenny had pushed him to the ground, screaming, 'Get away from my girl!'
I really could have died from the statement, but then I would have never seen Michael wrestle his way on top of Kenny and start flailing him with his fists.
Finally, after the drunken Kenny had given up on fighting for the love of 'his girl' Michael said in the most venomous voice I had ever heard come from him, more scary a tone than I had ever heard him use with Lilly, 'Get the Hell out of here Showalter, and leave my Mia the Hell alone.'
I completely would have gotten really excited about this, but I realized that it was clearly a mix up of the mouth. He was having trouble forming words, because even though Kenny was weak and drunk he had somehow managed to find a way to bloody Michael's lip. He had probably just stuttered saying Mia.
I felt like crying again, but at least Kenny was gone, and I was pretty sure for good.
Michael turned to me again, all anger gone from his face. I was just about to go and thank him when Judith ran up there with a tissue in her hand, trying to wipe away the blood like a mother trying to wipe her child's nose.
And just like a child, I couldn't help but notice that Michael looked rather annoyed.
It was probably because he had to fight a freshman because I was such a huge colossal loser.
So I went to the punch bowl and poured me a rather large cup.
Michael had been right when he said that it was spiked. Actually to me it tasted like beer that had just had food coloring added to it.
My hope was that maybe if I got drunk enough that I would be able to forget that I loved Michael, that I could ignore all of Josh Richter's friends laughing and saying that geek fights were the greatest, and there girlfriends saying in shocked voices that Michael Moscovitz was pretty tough and all wondering out loud and in rather loud voices why in the world he would fight Kenny for me.
But, sadly, I only got drunk enough to act stupid, really stupid, and the worse part is that I remembered all of it. And even if I didn't, Lilly has it all on tape.
AN: What does Mia do that is soooo stupid???? Review and I will tell you in the next chapter... Don't and I'll still put it in the next chapter anyway.... Sorry this was so short.
