(new recording) Hello, various incognito travelers here. We're on our way to Elrond's council, so please leave a message after the inhuman screech. And if anyone can identify the screecher, please tell us. Screeech!
-Gandalf? This is Frodo. Where are you? You said you'd be back for the council. I guess you're not. I'll try Elrond's place, maybe you went straight there. Bye!
-Aragorn? Help! We're lost and we need you to find us. This is Pippin, by the way, with the other three hobbits too. We're in the woods. Somewhere. And we ran out of mushrooms, so please find us soon. We're hungry!
Pippin! Tell him where we are!
I'm getting there, Merry! So, we're almost out of food. We're kind of surrounded by trees- Merry, do I need to describe the trees? -okay, they're tall, and they've got leaves, and beep Merry? I think the battery's dying, should I
-Gandalf, it's Aragorn, what's keeping you? I have to go rescue the hobbits, but leave a message if you get in, all right? We're getting worried about you.
-Screeech! Screeech! Screeech! Screeech! Screeech!
-Hello Frodo. This is Aragorn. Um, you're sort of semi-conscious right now, so I'm just leaving a message for you to listen to when you wake up. The inhuman screech on your answering machine is a Nazgul. Hope you're feeling better!
