(new recording) Hi, this is Pippin. Frodo is dying and Gandalf is still missing, so if you want to speak to them, leave a message and they might or might not call you back. If you want any of the rest of us, leave a message and we'll respond as soon as we can. Mushrooms rule! beep!
-Aragorn honey? It's me. Arwen. When are you going to get here? Daddy's getting impatient. You don't want to miss his council. He can hold grudges for a couple hundred years. Love and kisses, and please call.
-crackle Hello folks, it's crackle, Gandalf. Sorry I'm so late. crackle was held crackle. Gwaihir, crackle you fly crackle lower, I'm crackle a call and I can't crackle signal. Oh, crackle. I'll crackle again later.
-Pippin, this is Elrond. Stop stealing mushrooms from the kitchen at night. Yes, I know it's you. No one else has a recording that says "mushrooms rule."
-Congratulations Mr. Brandybuck! Your name was drawn to be the winner of the "Traveler's Trek Pack" contest sponsored by Elvendom Unleashed. Your prize includes our limited edition stainless steel lightweight cooking set, a new super-sized backpack, a pair of hiking boots any size, and much much more! Please respond within a week or your prize will be forfeit. Again, congratulations, and remember to buy Elvendom Unleashed camping products to support future contests.
-Merry here. Sam, I just won a set of cooking utensils. You want them? And who do we know who wears shoes?
-Yo Merry! It's Pip! We can give the boots to Aragorn as a "thanks for saving our lives present!" And I just saw Gandalf! He's back!
-Hey everyone, it's Frodo. Just wanted to let you all know I'm feeling much better, and a big thanks to everyone who helped me out. See you at the council!
Thank you so much everyone who reviewed this! If anyone has an opinion on whether I should continue through the Two Towers after I finish the Fellowship, please say so.
