A/N: Okay, I don't honestly know what gave me the idea for this chapter,but I had lots of fun writing it! Here's the next installment
Sanzo's Lost his Head!
CHAPTER TWO: Passion Burning and Bullets to Gojyo's head!
Yawning, Sanzo rolled out of bed and reached for his morning smoke. After lighting up, the bed haggard monk stepped toward the bathroom while lazily scratching his groin, mumbling unhappily to himself, "Damn room service forgot to wake me up."
Still somewhat sleepy the blonde didn't even notice the shower was running as he walked in to the rather small bathroom, all he knew was that he needed to piss and needed to badly.
"I like big butts and I can not lie..."
Sanzo had already pulled down his pants to pee, but they were already being yanked back up while his eyes grew wide at the realization he was not alone. The young demon had apparently not heard him because he continued to rap:
"I wannem real thick and juicy..."
At this point the monk was hysterical as he stumbled to the door, his underwear secure and in place while his trousers tripped him at the ankles.
All the while the music continued, "So find that juicy double..."
It would normally been rather funny to hear Goku singing in the shower--Goku in the shower--naked. Dear God, he had to get out before his split personality decided to take over and jump the boy. After almost kissing the demon last night Sanzo was not sure he should be in the same area code as Goku, let alone the same room.
But before he could reach the door:
CRASH
He tripped.
What happened next will forever be a mystery to you, the world's best scientist, and me because when Sanzo fell it startled Goku so much he flipped out of the shower somehow landing his face smack on Sanzo's butt. Goku instantly turned red all the way up to the roots of his hair, while the monk beneath him wanted to let out a sob for how unlikely this situation was (and how badly this position was turning him on), but instead he curbed his embarrassment in to anger.
"GET THE HELL OFF ME!"
"Sorry," Goku yelped, but then put his hand on the small of Sanzo's back pushing him down gently.
He froze.
"Stay down. I need to put a towel on"
All Sanzo could do was nod.
Sometime later that day...
"Hey, give me a smoke!"
This time with more force Gojyo yelled, "HEY! Jackass! I said give me a...," but before he could finish Sanzo handed him a cigarette and resumed looking out at the road.
"Oh my...," Hakkai said, covering his lips with his free hand in surprise while continuing to drive.
Goku frowned knowing Sanzo never shared his cig's with Gojyo.
"Are you feeling ok man?" Gojyo said, reaching over to feel Sanzo's forehead.
BANG
A bullet swept right past Gojyo just missing him. The red heads eyes went wide in shock, but then turned to anger, "YOU COULD OF HIT ME YA BASTARD!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP BECAUSE NEXT TIME I WON'T MISS !" Sanzo screamed in frustration. He really wasn't "feeling ok", as the cockroach had simply said. He didn't need to be bothered, especially when all he could think about was him almost kissing Goku, the boy's small rough hands pushing down on his back, that sweet looking mouth...
"DON'T THINK YOU CAN THREATEN ME YOU BALD, STUPID, NO-GOOD MONK!"
And then a dark smile appeared upon the monk's face. "What was that ?" He tried to smile innocently, (only anyone with a brain could tell he was ready to explode any second).
"BALD--STUPID--NO-GOOD MONK!"
BANG! BANG!
"That's our Sanzo," Hakkai chuckled and Goku smiled and I think Gojyo was dead at this point.
"Bald? There's no way in hell," Sanzo muttered.
Ok, that's it for this chapter. Tell me what you think!
