(recording) Hello Aragorn, my Estel, it's me, Arwen. I'm so very sorry that I can't come to the phone right now. You know I would never miss talking to you on purpose, honestly I don't mean to hurt your feelings. If you leave me a message, love, I promise I'll call you back…If this is some dork listening who doesn't know a private message when he hears one, he can hang up now. May the curse of the Valar fall upon you…You can leave your message now, please, Aragorn. Namarie. beep!
-Arwen, this is your father. Other people use this answering machine too, you know. It's very inconsiderate of you to leave personal messages on it. And very stupid of you to think I wouldn't listen. Frankly, I'm growing concerned about this infatuation of yours.
-Hello daddy, it's me. What infatuation are you talking about? You mean me and Aragorn? We're in love, daddy, not just in like. We will get married someday. And you already said okay, so there's nothing you can do to stop us, so there!
-Hey Arwen, is your telephone running? You'd better go catch it!
-Daddy, Elladan and Elrohir are prank-calling me again! Make them stop!
-Boys, this is your father. Leave your sister alone.
-Thank you so much daddy, that was really convincing. I'm sure that didn't just encourage them even more.
-Hello, Elrond, this is Galadriel. I just called to talk about this quest thing you sent the fellowship on. Since you're not a psychic as I am, and I figured you might like to know what's happening. Call me!
-Daddy, it's me, can you please ask granny how Aragorn is doing? Please? I'll love you forever.
-Arwen, this is your father again. While I am touched by your offer to love me "forever", I also advise you not to make promises and in the same sentence deny your ability to keep them. If I tell you anything about Aragorn that leads to your marriage, you will become mortal, die, and therefore not be around "forever" whether you love me or not. But I hope you know I love you forever, no matter what you decide.
-Aw, daddy, you're so sweet. I'll love you as long as I have a heart to love with. And as a mortal, that will be the best promise I can make.
-You two are so sappy. "I wuv you daddy!" "I wuv you too!" Blegh.
-Elladan! Listen to your own messages and leave ours alone!
-That's telling him, daddy!
