Chapter 2: The chocolate river
"Weee" Gir screamed as he jumped up on Willy's hat. Willy Wonka then calmly said "ugly green little boy please keep your hideous dog under control.'' Willy Wonka then opened the door to that magnificent chocolate room. Gir then started drooling on Willy's hat.
As the drool trickled down Willy's hat Nny was off to see what kind of strange creatures were harvesting the chocolate. As he approched the creatures one tapped him on the leg(you must remember that Oompa Loompas are small creatures of a far off land). "exucese me sir your in my way" the small creature who so very rudely told Nny. This as we all should know pissed Nny off. Nny then pulled out his favorite spork and gauged out the oompa loompa's eye balls out.
In another part of the chocolate room Jessicka Moulder was putting the moves on Willy Wonka. "Hey there sexy" she said real flirty like. "you're really weird" replied Willy Wonka. As she started twirling her hair Gir jumped on Wonka's hat. Smootch he gave Jessicka a big wet doggy kiss. "Ahhhhhh" she screamed and took off running. Thus began the friendship between Gir and Willy Wonka.
Mike was over in the chocolate quarry skateboarding. As he got to close to the edge he fell in. Gir ran to the edge and screamed "toquittos." You must remember that Gir has a problem with yelling things that have nothing to do with what is going on at that moment.
"Help" yelled the small little boy. Willy Wonka only seemed to care about his precious chocolate being poisoned. "Cheese" Gir kept screaming over and over again. Nny was working on sharping his spork. Once he was done sharpening his spork he gathered the oompa loompa's blood for his walls.
Zim well all he did was run around in circles clapping his hands and singing "snacks" like a happy lil' retard. Then he noticed every one was staring at him. He suddenly stoped and yelled "I'm normal". SBH sat on the edge of the river ang played her game boy.
"Dammit I lost" she stated very loudly. "Okedoke lets move on to the inventions room shall we" said Mr. Willy Wonka. Suddenly the oompa loompas started to sing wich scared the livin hell out of everyone but Gir and Willy Wonka who loved it.
