Chapter 3: Dib appears

As Willy Wonka turned to open the door to the Inventions room a really annoying voice said "that's the alien, you'll suffer large alien". "LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES I'm normal Gir attack the earth monkey" ZIM screamed defencefully. "yes my lord" as his eyes turned from bright blue to red and his meter told him his target he spotted Jessicka Moulder and attacked her by shooting peanuts out of his head.

"Looks like its just you and me now alien let this be our final battle" Dib said. Annoyed Sbh hit Dib on the head with a Game Boy adaptor. "Man I really hate my brother" said this small but demonic voice. As everyone turns around Gir screams "I want a table made of cheese and a chair made of cheese and two balls of glue to be my friends". Somehow Santa appeared and asked Gir what he wanted for x-mas. "O.k." stated the confused little girl.

"Who are you?" asked Jessicka Moulder. "Gaz that's my brother you know the one with the big head!" "How the hell did she get here?" asked the notorious Nny. "I have no idea..." "do de do de doo". "Anyway I was just sitting at home watching a comerical for the new pizza at Bloat's Pizza Hog, and then out of no where I end up here with Santa sitting next to me, I f hate Santa!"

As Dib became conscious Zim had already gathered all of the ompaa lompaas to help him destroy the evil stinking human. As Zim opened his mouth to say something that would probably go down in history, Dib threw some meat covered in poop barbeque sauce at poor Zim. As I stated before what a dirty stinking human! "It burns it burns!" Zim wailed as he was rolling around on the ground.

"See it burns him because he is an alien invader" accused Dib. "Actually it really does burn" stated Sbh (please note that Sbh is another Fanfiction writer). "Oh" said a very disapointed Dib. "Attack the large human smaller humans!" Zim comanded.

The oompa Loompas then attacked Dib by tickling him. "Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha stop it, it tickles" cried Dib. The Oompa Loompas only tickled him harder than they already were. Soon enough Gir was running around them screaming "headless clown, headless clown". After the remaining ticket winners were done staring at Gir they turned to help the Oompa Loompas. After they threw Dib down in a big Giant hole Nny snuck over to the hole, and jumped in.

"They won't miss you, so what sort of impending death shall I come up with?" Nny thought out loud to himself. He then pulled out a ton of knives. "what knife do you think is the most painfull?" Nny asked as he stuck each knife in Dibs' side. Watching him squint and hearing him scream was like heaven in Nny's ears.

Zim could hear the screams coming from in the hole. "hahahah" he laughed his evil little laugh. As the group got closer to the door they realized that Gaz was still in the group. "What do we do with her?" asked Sbh. "Can I keep her?" Begged Jessicka Moulder. "No" Willy Wonka stated so very plainly. "Please" she begged some more. "NO" Willy Wonka said again. "Come on we have to put up with that annoying dog!" "FINE" he screamed. "lets get a move on shall we".

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

I KNOW YOU ALL WANTED A LONGER CHAPPIE BUT IT DID NOT COME IN THIS CHAPTER SORRY I WILL HAVE A LONG CHAPPIE BUT THAT IS UNKNOWN AS TO WHICH ONE THAT WILL BE ONCE AGAIN I AM VERY SORRY!