Amme: I have another fic out! Yayupnesser!
Kish: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?
Lynnia: I think she said, "Yayupnesser!" Are you deaf my KK!?!?!
Kish: Whatever....
Ichigo: Can someone please shut this girl up?!?!?
Kish: Gladly!!! ((Pulls out 10 rolls of duct tape and a banana. Then he ties Lynnia to the ground while eating the banana.))
Amme: You know she won't stay like that for long...
Ichigo: Why not?
Amme: This story is too random. She'll come out of that binding sooner or later.
Kish and Ichigo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT THAT!!!
Ichigo: Can't you do something to make that NOT happen?
Amme: If I type something in to make that random thing stop then another random thing will happen.
Kish: That's a little confusing.
Amme: Exactly.
Now Lynnia is standing next to Kish eating an already digested apple that she just plucked off of the orange tree three years ago.
Amme: You see what I mean now?
Kish: GAH! How did you get out!?
Lynnia: I don't know. I was sitting there one second and the next I was standing next to you KK!
Ichigo: You get annoying after a while.
Lynnia: Look who's talking you half-cat-Masaya-loving-hag!
Ichigo: I should blow you up right now! Come on ya WHIMPY PUNK!!! Ya wanna piece of me?!?!?
Lynnia: Ewww! No!! I'm not some animal!!! Can't say the same for you though!!!
Amme: Will you both shut up!?!?! You can kill each other later. But right now... we have to get on with this fic!!
Kish and Ichigo: ((sarcastically)) Whoohoo Yay...I could die happy now.
Lynnia((smiling idiotically because she's got no idea what's happening)): .......
Amme types something on her computer and she, Lynnia, Kish, and Ichigo disappeared.
Amme's eerie voice: Since we can't put this whole thing in script form, we'll make everything blunt. HAHAHAHAHA!
Disclaimer—Lynnia and I don't own TMM yet! I mean, we never have owned it and never will! ((Yet...))
Second disclaimer- Lynnia and I won't ever EVER own Tokyo Mew Mew... EVER oh yeah and we don't own it now...
((Amme: There I said it, happy!?!? ))
CHAPTER ONE: EVERYONE HAS TO GO TO THERAPY!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Everyone (The Mew Mews, Masaya, Kish, Pai, Taruto, Ryou, Keiichiro, Amme and Lynnia) was transported into a big white room that was padded.
"Where are we?" Asks Kish.
"Hi Ichigo!" Masaya calls
"Masaya!" Ichigo screams.
"TAR-TAR!!!!!!!!!" Purin shouts at the top of her lungs.
Purin glomps Taruto's arm.
"Where did you bring us Amme?" Minto asked
"We're in a padded white room... duh!!!" Lynnia answers stupidly.
"We could tell that!" Rettasu says sarcastically
Zakuro just sits down on the wall and goes to sleep.
"3.14, 3.14, 3.14, 3.14, 3.14...." Pai mumbles.
"What's this all about?" Ryou demands.
"We're all getting therapy." Amme answers
"Oh, that's so cool! I've always wanted to have therapy! It sounds like so much fun! Everyone always said that I needed it... I just never found time!!! Yeah that's why...it wasn't because they would kick me out every time I came...noooooo!!! ...OOPSIDAISY did I say that out LOUD?!?!? Because I only meant to think that..." Keiichiro says all at once
Everyone backs away from Keiichiro except Ryou because Keiichiro would just follow him.
"Nobody try anything! I have my computer with me and I know how to use it!" Amme threatens. She waves it threatingly while everyone else is whimpering like scared little puppies...
Amme types something into the computer and a therapist shows up inside the room.
"Everyone, this is Carl. He's the therapist that Lynnia had."
"Lynnia had a therapist?" Kish asks out of curiosity.
"It's not THAT hard to tell. A scary hyper disturbed little girl HAD to have therapy sometime in her life!!! Too bad it didn't help...or is this the way she turned out AFTER therapy...?!?!" Minto asks herself.
Lynnia nods her head vigorously so all the emptiness in her head rattles around to the sound of a mariachi band that has appeared out of nowhere "Of course...Duh!!!"
"Did she just say Duh!!!? To me?!?!?!?!" Minto asks sarcastically. "Wow I'm so afraid and offended...!!! Well now that I think about it I kinda am..." She starts whimpering uncontrollably in corner...
"TAR-TAR!" Yells Purin.
"Get off of me Purin!" Taruto screams as Purin is still glomping his arm.
"CARLIE!" Lynnia cries.
"Hi Lynnia. How's it going?" Carl asks.
"I'm fine! I live with Amme now and—help—her with her fics." Lynnia answers him.
"That's nice. I see you've improved your social life from idiot preppy wannabe to real idiot preppy wannabe!!! Now, let's get this started. Everyone gather around in a circle." Carl orders.
"Idiot.... And they call him a therapist?" Kish thinks.
"NO!" Everyone but Amme, Lynnia and Keiichiro shouts.
"Then let's see..." Amme considers.
Amme types something on her computer and everyone starts doing the Electric Slide, the most ANNOYING dance in the world.
"This is soooo much fun! We should do this all the time at those get-togethers we have Friday nights!!!" Keiichiro suggests.
"Make it stop! Make it STOP!!!" Ryou pleads.
Zakuro is still asleep while doing the Electric Slide.
"Ok! We'll sit in a circle! We'll talk about our feelings!! We'll even sing kumbayah!!! Just make this thing stop!!!!" Ichigo yells.
"3.14, 3.14, 3.14, 3.14, 3.14...." Pai mumbles to the beat of the moves.
"I can't take this! We'll do it! We'll do it!" Kish begs.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Purin cries.
"Hey, you made Purin cry!" Taruto defends.
"You do care about me!!!! My TAR-TAR!!!" Purin shouts happily.
Amme types something and everyone stops. Then everyone runs and bumps into each other several times like blithering idiots to sit in a circle.
"Great. Now, let's all say our names and what you think about the other people here. I'll pick who starts. How about you." Carl says. He points to Ichigo.
Ichigo sighs and begins.
"Fine. I'm Ichigo Momomiya and I think that Masaya is cute, Zakuro is cool, Minto is sarcastic, Purin is hyper, Rettasu is shy, Taruto can't make up his mind, Kish is a perv, Pai likes numbers, Ryou is bossy, Amme is evil, and Lynnia and Keiichiro should be put in an asylum. Isn't that great?!?!?"
Everyone starts commenting on Ichigo's comments...and start getting really noisy with their "What do you mean I'm .... !?!?!"
"Now let's quiet down people...let's all cooperate now..." Carl tells.
"Quiet!!! Or y'all will have to do the electric slide again!!!" Amme threatens.
Everyone shuts up except for a few annoying people (Hey, you, yeah, you, the one in Texas, STOP TALKING!!) who are then put on medication to help them shut up... well MORE medication anyways. (HAHA You're on medication!)
((A/N: I'm too lazy to list everyone, so I'll just put Kish's, Lynnia's, mine and Keiichiro's))
"I'm Kish and I think that Minto should die, Zakuro should die, Ryou should die, I'll kill Masaya personally (Kish flashes an evil grin and disturbing look towards Masaya...while cracking his knuckles), I'll spare Purin because she's with Taruto, Rettasu would be spared because she's with Pai, Keiichiro should die a very slow and painful death, Pai is alright since he showed me how to set up a thing called a Playstation 2 which is really quite delightful, Taruto is alright, Amme is evil like Ichigo said, Lynnia will have a worse death than Keiichiro will, and Ichigo is HOT! I mean seriously H-O-T!" Kish tells.
"You perv...!!!!" Ichigo insults.
Lynnia smiles because it's her turn.
"I'm Lynnia Idiot and I think that Minto should go screw a tree, Zakuro should show me how to model like her and then go stab herself, Rettasu should go get a life and then go eat poison, Ichigo the Hag should stay away from MY KK while trying to get younger, Masaya should go get a gay guy to like him, Purin should show me how to do those tricks she does and then jump off a cliff, Ryou should go hit himself, Keiichiro will stay right here with me, Taruto should stick with Purin and jump off a cliff, I live with Amme, so what do you think, and Pai needs to go eat some muffins!"
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"I'm Amme Moto and I think that Minto is rich, Zakuro is depressed a lot, Ryou is cute, Keiichiro is crazy, Rettasu should get a life like Lynnia said, Purin is AWESOME, Ichigo should make up her mind and DUMP Masaya, Kish is HOT, Pai is a math whiz and needs to get a different hobby, Taruto is cool and I have three words for Masaya: WHERE'S MY BAZOOKA?" Amme yells loudly.
"That's 5 words Amme... learn how to count!!!" Lynnia tells smartly.
"What an idiot!!! It's 4 words...!!!" Everyone else thinks.
"Actually, it only was three words. And everyone is calling me evil." Amme contradicts.
"You are evil. Everyone who wants to kill Masaya is evil." Ichigo says.
"I'm sorry to say Ichigo, you're the only good person in the world." Ryou breaks
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"I'm Keiichiro and I think that Zakuro sings pretty, Ichigo IS pretty, Minto is pretty too, Purin is pretty funny, Ryou is pretty cool, Masaya is pretty nice, Rettasu is pretty shy, Kish is pretty nice for an elf, Pai is pretty smart for an elf, Taruto is pretty short for an elf, Amme is pretty talented, and LYNNIA IS MY BEST FRIEND!!!" Keiichiro yells.
Everyone backs away from Keiichiro once again.
The three aliens shoot Keiichiro with their bazookas because he called them elves.
"Nice going guys, now I have to bring him back. And that's not pretty." Amme says.
Amme types something on her computer and the whole blowing-up-of-Keiichiro goes backwards in slow-motion so everyone can see his guts and things rip out of his body and everything.
"How cool! You can see his guts and everything! Awesome!" Purin and Taruto say.
After that little demonstration was over, everyone was quiet.
"Okey dokey then. Now, let's move on to the second order of business..." Carl tells.
END
