Amme: I got a chapter two! YAYNESS!
Ichigo: No, no not that!
Kish: When do we give Carl therapy? That sounds like fun.
Lynnia: When I say so.
Amme hits Lynnia for lack of interest.
Amme: We got reviews! YUPYAYUPNESSER!!!!!!!!!!
Kish: Will you stop saying that yay-up-serrneyup thingy?
Lynnia: That's either Yupyayupnesser, or Yayupnesser! Get it right KK!!!
Lynnia kicks Kish and storms off.
Kish: Uh... sorry?
Lynnia runs back and hugs Kish.
Lynnia: OH KK!!!!! I KNEW YOU CARED!!!!! You're such a gentleman...sooooooooo sweet!!!!!
Amme ignores them.
Amme: This fic got deleted so we lost all reviews, but I'm showing them anyways! ((Amme forgets she said the last sentance)) We got reviews!
:)In Need Of Therapy... NOT!!:)—Did you hear that Lynnia? She called me clever. Too bad for you.
Lynnia: I'M THE CLEVER ONE OF THE TWO OF US! WAAAAAAA! YOU'RE MEAN IN NEED OF THERAPY... NOT! YOUR NAME SHOULD BE I NEED THERAPY... QUICK! YOU'RE SO STUPID, YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE!!
Lynnia kicks :)In Need Of Therapy... NOT!:) in the shin and storms off to go kick Masaya.
Masaya: Why does she kick me...I mean most people just go for shooting me with a bazooka!!! It's not fair!!! She's giving me special treatment...NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Amme and Kish: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GHOST!
Amme types something and Masaya turns into a fish. A goldfish. Then Ichigo turns into a cat and eats him because she doesn't know it's Masaya and she loves fish...I mean LOVES fish...well duh...she's a cat...what do you expect?!?!?!
Chibi Fluffy Muffin—I....Already....Knew....That! And yes, you did mention that this was funny once or twice before that.
Ichigo: You're evil.
Amme: You've said that so much it's lost ALL meaning.
demon m-chan- If this was a one-shot shot, then we wouldn't have put up another chapter now would we!? NO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lynnia: You'll be fine Amme. Take a deep breath. There ya go.
Kish changes the subject.
Kish: So how are you going to turn this story into an IchigoxKish?
Lynnia races back in to kick Kish.
Amme: WHEN I TURN IT INTO ONE OK? WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND ALL THESE QUESTIONS?!?!?!? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH CONSTANTLY ASKING QUESTIONS OR SOMETHING...DO YOU HAVE THE "I CAN'T STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!" DISEASE ?!?!?...CUZ I HAVE A BAZOOKA THAT'LL FIX THAT RIGHT AWAY!!!! GAH!!! WHY IS IT THAT ALL THE CUTE ONES ARE SO FRIGGIN' ANNOYNG!?!?!?!
Amme starts heaving and panting horribly while her eyes are wildly popping out of her head and all of her hair (including body hair and head hair...ewww!) are standing up on end.
Lynnia: It's ok Amme, you're going to be alright.
Lynnia is patting Amme's back while saying that Amme just broke up with her boyfriend who left her for a pen salesman....
Everyone: Oo
Ichigo: And she says WE need therapy?!?!?
Lynnia: I want a cookie KK!
Amme hits Lynnia again for the first time for lack of interest.
Amme: ONTO THE STORY! YAYUPNESSER!
CHAPTER TWO: Like A Sweet Discussion—NOT!
Everyone was sitting in a circle cross-legged and listening intently to Carl like little well behaved school-kids... but they were far from it...
"Now onto the second order of business. I like to call this, 'Sharing'. I'm going to pair you up and you have to tell your partner what you don't like about everyone." Carl explains.
All the hands rose up in the air.
"Except the person you are talking to. Keep that to yourself and I'll tell you what to do with it later." Carl answers everyone.
All the hands went down.
"And about the partners...."
Ichigo grabs a death grip on Masaya and vise-versa.
Kish takes a hold on Ichigo's tail.
Taruto and Purin grab hands and growl at everyone else.
Zakuro (who is awake now) stares into space and eats a cupcake.
"3.14, 3.14, 3.14, 3.14, 3.14, 3.14, 3.14...." (Guess who says that!?)
Minto scoots over next to Zakuro really slowly and glares at everyone else.
Ryou has to stick with Keiichiro who is now giggling uncontrollably.
Lynnia was going to grab Amme's hand, but got a face-full of fist.
"I'LL be deciding who's with who!" Carl yells.
Everyone groans and goes back into their places.
"Pinkey, you're with Pigtails. Elf-Boy, you're with Blondo. Birdie, you're with All-Powerful-Authoress. Rettasu, you're with Hypo. Wolfie, you'll be with Gayman. And Lynnia is with Fishey."
"We HAVE names you know!" Ichigo complains.
Now everyone is arguing about who they have to share with.
"I don't see why I—"Dude says.
"Can't we just—"Another Dude asks.
"I DON'T WANT T—"Some Other Person yells.
"TAR-TAR!" This Guy shouts.
"But I wanna be with my true love!!!" Ugliest Dude Ever complains.
"You wanna be partners with your butt?!?!?! EWWWW!!!" Someone yells.
"GET WITH YOUR PARTNER NOW!" Carl shouts.
Everyone goes to find their partner.
((A/N: Now I will make all of you people out there reading this very Author's Note read the most torture you have ever experienced! I'll go through EVERY SINGLE ONE of the conversations in the sharing! HAHAHAHAHA...((starts coughing terribly and then hacks up a furball...))))
Audience: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Pinkey and Pigtails:
"You go first." Ichigo commands.
"No you go first." Taruto argues.
"Fine. Kish is perverted."
"Why do you think that Kish is perverted!? What did he do to you!?"
"He kissed me when he attacked the zoo."
".... THAT WAS YOU!? Whoa, I though it was some random girl. I guess I was right!"
Ichigo sighs to keep from ripping out Taruto's guts.
"Zakuro is unfriendly."
"Duh."
".... :(.... Minto is sarcastic."
"NO!"
"................ Rettasu is WAY too shy... "
"That's why she's with Pai..."
"Keiichiro-is-gay-Purin-is-hyper-Pai-is-too-smart-Masaya-loves-nature (who could/would do that!?) Ryou-is-cute-Amme-is-evil-and-Lynnia-is-stupid. There I said it now you go."
"Fine. Could that BE anymore obvious?!?!?!? Kish-is-paranoid-Minto-is-strong-Rettasu-is-shy-Ryou-is-rich-Zakuro-is-scary-Masaya-is-stupid-Purin-is-a-little-too-hyper-Keiichiro-is-can-you-say-gay-?-Pai-is-more-paranoid-than-Kish-is-which-is-well-scary-Amme-has-that-computer-of-hers-and-Lynnia-is-WAY-too-angry-I-mean-come-on-get-better-pills-!!!!"
((A/N: Ok, the rest of them only talked about one person.))
Blondo and Elf-Boy:
"Ichigo is mine!" Kish shouts.
"She's mine!" Ryou contradicts.
"MINE!"
"MINE!!"
"MINE!!!"
"MINE!!!!"
"MINE!!!!!"
"MINE!!!!!!"
"MINE!!!!!!!"
"MINE!!!!!!!!"
And of course they go on and on until security comes and drags them into a different even MORE padded room.
Birdie and All-Powerful-Authoress:
"How can you stand living with Lynnia!?" Minto asks.
"I know! You know what's so annoying?" Amme answers.
"What?"
"I have to pick up her room since she's not smart enough to and she leaves like these disgusting candy wrappers and banana peels on the floor...it's like have you heard of a trash can?!?!? Then there's all these shrines and candles and pictures of Kish...!!!! She has one of him going to the grocery store to buy oranges...and she stole his socks and framed them!!! And her stuffed animals have to be placed in a specific order. Like, JoJo the Monkey can't be sitting next to Mino the Blue Lorikeet because they have, a 'history' together."
"Ew!!!!"
"And what's worse, she won't tell me what it is... and I really want to know!!!"
Amme starts sobbing a lot.
"She just won't tell me! It's so sad because I really want to know!!!!"
"Ummm...it's ok...??Oo..."
Rettasu and Hypo:
"TAR-TAR!" Purin shouts.
Rettasu cries uncontrollably.
"TAR-TAR!" Purin shouts.
Rettasu cries uncontrollably.
"TAR-TAR!" Purin shouts.
Rettasu cries uncontrollably.
Wolfie and Gayman:
" So, who do you not like?" Keiichiro asks. Zakuro glares at him.
".......... I hate everyone."
"Y.. you mean y... you don't l...like m...me?" Keiichiro asks, his voice breaking.
"I really don't like you." Zakuro answers bluntly.
Keiichiro starts wailing until Lynnia gives him an oversized lollipop.
OO
Lynnia and Fishey.
Lynnia is crying really hard.
"They just won't stop teasing him... always letting him have it then raking it back away at the last second. It's just not right. It's cruelty! It's harassment! It's ABUSE!!! Oh, I can still hear them say those awful words: "Silly rabbit, Tricks are for kids!" I mean, why don't they just let him have the cereal? WHY!? WHY GOSH DARN IT, WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" She cries.
"She's stupider than I am! And that's saying something...Oo" Masaya thinks.
"Okay people! Time to come back over here! Now for stage three of our little therapy...." Carl tells.
THE END!
Amme: How was that?
Ichigo: Uh...
Kish: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Lynnia kicks Kish at the same time Amme hits him for lack of interest.
((A/N: Scary how many times I lack interest...))
Lynnia: We gotta go now people!
Amme: Cookies to anyone who reviews! Most people know how to do that. That any idiot can tell...except for a select few of course...you know who you are....Bye-bye now!
END
Lynnia: OO ...ooooooooooooh coo-kies!!!
Amme: Not now Lynnia...those are for the reviewers....
Lynnia: OO ...ooooooooooooh coo-kies!!!
Lynnia starts attacking Amme for the cookies like Kish on a ripe cantaloupe.
OK...The REAL END
