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2 Cram Session.

I couldn't feel my face. I couldn't feel my hands. I couldn't feel my

face with my hands. I could not see in front of me very well. On the night of

all nights. A storm had to come the day before a quad-chapter test. By the time

I walked two miles in a raging storm at 50 degrees below absolute zero, and

being up to my armpits in snow, I reached the public library.

The public stood up two stories. A big, frozen flag sat still on the top

of the flag post. I looked down the post and saw Riku under 500 pounds of

clothing with his tongue stuck to the post.

"Thora! Hep nee!"

"What?" I said, jokingly.

"Hep nee!"

"Huh?"

"Hep nee! Gid nee oud"

"What was that? Kidney bow?"

"THORA!" He yelled as loudly as he could.

"Okay, fine!" I walked inside the library for a second. I grabbed a cup

I found laying around. I looked inside and it was about a quarter full with hot

cocoa that was still warm. I rushed outside with it and poured it over Riku's

tongue.

"Thanks," he told me, still with an impediment from licking the

flagpole. "I thought I was going to be stuck there for a long time."

"By the way, i started to say after we walked through the library

doors," Why did you lick the post?"

"Because a kid said he would give me fifty cents if I did it,"Riku

replied. I got the fifty cents and it was worth every penny. This is going to

go to my pony- err...I mean death wall fund."

Riku and I found a good table and plopped our back packs onto it. We

immediately took outour science books and opened our books to the appropriate

page.

While we did this, a giant pink fluffball wobbled toward us. "Do Iknow

you?" I saidjokingly. I knew it was Kairi.

"Mfff-fff-ff-mff-mfm-mfff," Kairi replied. I bet she couldn't reply due

to the three scarves and probably five different hats.

Because she had very thick snow pants, she could only move her legs a

little bit. She wobbled even closer to us. I tried to restrain my laugh as she

flailed her arms. I almost burst out laughing when she fell on the floor. Kairi

started flopping like a fish out of water.

Riku and got behind and picked her up. We also helped her by taking off

her scarves and hats. Kairi's face was beet red and she was sweating bullets.

Kairi started making short, rapid breaths, as if she was hyperventilating.

"Are you okay?" I asked her.

"Just do me a favor and take off my jacket," she replied. "I can't move

my arms."

Riku and I unzipped the jacket, pulled it off and threw it on the floor.

We found that there was another jacket, and we zipped it off, and there was

another and another, until seven jackets were on the library floor.

"Great," Kairi said. "Now excuse me as I sit down."

she sat in the chair with her legs sticking straight out. She strained

to reach her boots, so I took them off for her. Then, she stood up and started

taking off her ski pants. She took off all the extra clothing and left designer

jeans and a gray sweater that said "Ho,ho,ho!" in red letters.

"So, ready to work?" She said in a perky attitude.

"Kairi," I started to mention, "Christmas was over a month ago."

"Oh, well. What can you do about it?"

"Okay," Riku had said. "let's start studying. Chapter one thirty-two;

The Pythagorean Theorem."

"What?" I replied. "That's math, not science."

"Yeah, but we still have to know it."

"Listen, let's just go to another chapter," Kairi had suggested. "We

heard so much about that during class it's probably imprinted into our brains."

"All right, then, "Riku said wearily. "Chapter one thirty-three; Abraham

Lincoln's View on Slavery."

"Okay, Riku," Kairi started stating," start reading the next chapter."

" The nature, beauty, and complexity of our earth..." Riku started to

read.

Finally, I thought. Something that's even kind of science related.

Riku finished reading the sentence. "... is expressed in many haikus."

"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" I screamed in an outburst of this rediculousness.

The librarian looked over at me and gave me a nasty look along with a

loud, "SSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!"

I continued with our studies. Until about midnight, we studied and

tried to figure out what the whale in Moby Dick was a symbol for.