Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.
2 Cram Session.
I couldn't feel my face. I couldn't feel my hands. I couldn't feel my
face with my hands. I could not see in front of me very well. On the night of
all nights. A storm had to come the day before a quad-chapter test. By the time
I walked two miles in a raging storm at 50 degrees below absolute zero, and
being up to my armpits in snow, I reached the public library.
The public stood up two stories. A big, frozen flag sat still on the top
of the flag post. I looked down the post and saw Riku under 500 pounds of
clothing with his tongue stuck to the post.
"Thora! Hep nee!"
"What?" I said, jokingly.
"Hep nee!"
"Huh?"
"Hep nee! Gid nee oud"
"What was that? Kidney bow?"
"THORA!" He yelled as loudly as he could.
"Okay, fine!" I walked inside the library for a second. I grabbed a cup
I found laying around. I looked inside and it was about a quarter full with hot
cocoa that was still warm. I rushed outside with it and poured it over Riku's
tongue.
"Thanks," he told me, still with an impediment from licking the
flagpole. "I thought I was going to be stuck there for a long time."
"By the way, i started to say after we walked through the library
doors," Why did you lick the post?"
"Because a kid said he would give me fifty cents if I did it,"Riku
replied. I got the fifty cents and it was worth every penny. This is going to
go to my pony- err...I mean death wall fund."
Riku and I found a good table and plopped our back packs onto it. We
immediately took outour science books and opened our books to the appropriate
page.
While we did this, a giant pink fluffball wobbled toward us. "Do Iknow
you?" I saidjokingly. I knew it was Kairi.
"Mfff-fff-ff-mff-mfm-mfff," Kairi replied. I bet she couldn't reply due
to the three scarves and probably five different hats.
Because she had very thick snow pants, she could only move her legs a
little bit. She wobbled even closer to us. I tried to restrain my laugh as she
flailed her arms. I almost burst out laughing when she fell on the floor. Kairi
started flopping like a fish out of water.
Riku and got behind and picked her up. We also helped her by taking off
her scarves and hats. Kairi's face was beet red and she was sweating bullets.
Kairi started making short, rapid breaths, as if she was hyperventilating.
"Are you okay?" I asked her.
"Just do me a favor and take off my jacket," she replied. "I can't move
my arms."
Riku and I unzipped the jacket, pulled it off and threw it on the floor.
We found that there was another jacket, and we zipped it off, and there was
another and another, until seven jackets were on the library floor.
"Great," Kairi said. "Now excuse me as I sit down."
she sat in the chair with her legs sticking straight out. She strained
to reach her boots, so I took them off for her. Then, she stood up and started
taking off her ski pants. She took off all the extra clothing and left designer
jeans and a gray sweater that said "Ho,ho,ho!" in red letters.
"So, ready to work?" She said in a perky attitude.
"Kairi," I started to mention, "Christmas was over a month ago."
"Oh, well. What can you do about it?"
"Okay," Riku had said. "let's start studying. Chapter one thirty-two;
The Pythagorean Theorem."
"What?" I replied. "That's math, not science."
"Yeah, but we still have to know it."
"Listen, let's just go to another chapter," Kairi had suggested. "We
heard so much about that during class it's probably imprinted into our brains."
"All right, then, "Riku said wearily. "Chapter one thirty-three; Abraham
Lincoln's View on Slavery."
"Okay, Riku," Kairi started stating," start reading the next chapter."
" The nature, beauty, and complexity of our earth..." Riku started to
read.
Finally, I thought. Something that's even kind of science related.
Riku finished reading the sentence. "... is expressed in many haikus."
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" I screamed in an outburst of this rediculousness.
The librarian looked over at me and gave me a nasty look along with a
loud, "SSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!"
I continued with our studies. Until about midnight, we studied and
tried to figure out what the whale in Moby Dick was a symbol for.
