An Inu Hakusho Christmas Carol
Second chapter: England and the humiliation of tryouts.
Botan walked into the theater. After telling the gang and seeing there unpleased faces she was sure they wouldn't show. She shuffled to the stage and signed in. So far no group. Just as she finished signing in she heard a voice ring out.
Keiko: Oh Botan it is you. It is so nice to see everyone here again.
Botan: yes were is everyone.
Keiko: well Hiei already tried out before anyone could see him and he is over there in the seats. Kurama just arrived and he already knows all his lines. He too is in the seats. The rest of the group is up there in the corner. Yukina is the last one and she is coming with Mukuro and Yomi.
B: What you can't be serious the demon lords of Makai are going to be here.
Yusuke: ya but they aren't being idiots and trying out! Why are we doing this again?
Keiko: because we need something to do and your still spirit detective and are needed here to find out this Naraku person.
Yusuke was just about to defend himself when a voice rang out through the theater. "May we have Urameshi's group backstage for your interviews. Thank you". The group looked up then they shuffled to the backstage all except Hiei who had already undergone the torture. Botan followed the silent group. (It gets funny after this)
(BACKSTAGE.)
The group sat down in the chairs and prop couches. A lady with Blonde hair with a nametag that read Rosette sat across from them. She wore a cross and looked awful close to a nun. She also carried a squirt gun and a stuffed plushy toy that looked like a small man. It had a long braid of black hair and wore odd clothing! On it was a nametag that read Chrono. Hiei made his way in. This would be interesting to see them get tortured by this insane woman.
As soon as Hiei entered the girl looked up and gave him an unwanted glare! She then smiled at the rest of the group and settled down.
Rosette: well I am pleased that the whole group Urameshi's is here! (Glares at Hiei)
Botan: yep that is us!
Keiko: Yusuke be polite and say hi!
Yusuke: make me nagger this place isn't were I want to be so lay off.
Keiko: Yusuke you better not talk that way to me around the kid, that hurt!
Yusuke: dose it look like I…
Keiko: sniffles
Rosette: well it doesn't matter um it is that you all are here. Now may we see Kurama I want to say on the stage?
Kurama: Koenma I thought you said you put me under my human name.
Koenma: entered a few minutes earlier , well I forgot how to spell it.
Kurama: S..U..I..C..H..I – M..I..N..A..M..I..N..O!
Koenma: sorry
Hiei: baka toddler.
Rosette: you again, you punk!
Hiei: oh look it is the baka nigen girl.
Rosette: don't call me nigen what ever that means.
ALL: sweat drop
Everyone watches as Rosette stands up grabbing the squirt gun and the Chrono doll. She begins to run around chasseing Hiei around the room squirting all over the place. Hiei of course dodging each attack without much effort. After a few minutes everyone is wet except Hiei. Hiei stops infront of the chair that belongs to Chrono and sits down aggravating Rosette.
Rosette: you stole Chrono's Chair. Chrono sick him!
Hiei: snicker like what can that doll do to me.
Rosette squirts Chrono at Hiei with a blast if water soaking Hiei to the bone. Hiei begins to steam and Kurama and Yusuke immediately stand up. Hiei began to untie his bandages on his right arm. Kurama and Yusuke lunge at him right before he says anything.
Hiei: oaf!
Kurama: Hiei calm down now
Yusuke: We all are dead
Yukina: Hiei-Chan please don't unleash the dragon of the….
Keiko and Botan slap hands on Yukina mouth and stop her from saying anything more.
Botan: oh Suichi just get on the stage.
Keiko: please.
Kurama: well Koenma I hope you have some chains and tape cuz we need to chain this little krumie down now.
Koenma: uhh me? Looks around nervous
Botan: don't worry I have some.
Hiei: finally able to get his mouth above Yusuke's arm. What did you call me Kurama? Yusuke get off of me you all are baka's! GET OFF! Chomp
Yusuke: Ouch the little punk bite me. I will teach you.
Keiko: Yusuke down boy.
Yusuke: I am not a dog.
Botan: they both need chaining.
: SIT!
The group looks around as a crash runs through the theater. Rosette stops bandaging Chrono. They walk outside to see a girl with black hair wearing a green school skirt and a matching school shirt. She had her finger raised and a man lay next to her on the ground. An other couple, one a monk and a girl in a kimono sat there sweat drops. There was also a kid with an oversized raincoat on and a cat with abnormal two tails. The man on the ground wore a red kimono and had a not so matching hat and sunglasses on. He wore no shoes and grumbled still on the ground.
The monk sat there before Kurama caught a the monk making a move on the girl next to him. The girl sat there blushing for a minute. The group looked up at the monks gesture and all began to back up slowly out of sight. They heard a huge slap and then sat down politely with out an other word. Hiei and Yusuke were roped to there chairs as Kuwabara entered from his triumphant return from the bathroom.
Kuwabaka..Cough I mean Kookaburra no that aint it either Kuwabara that's it: Hey narrator I heard that. Don't think I will go easy on you for that. Kurama: Kuwabara not now the story!
Kuwabara: right! Oh Yukina my sweet love I have returned to your shining smile.
Hiei: groan HN
Kurama: calm down
Rosette: okay now that Chrono is back to his state we will start with Suichi Minamino.
Kurama: that's me.
Well that is it wait till next time….
Kurama: well I am looking forward to it.
Myoko aka Rain of blood: drool
Kurama: miss Myoko are you okay?
Yusuke: Wake her up she has writing to do!
Hiei: HN
Kuwabara: ya she has to right about me beating up Hiei
Hiei: in your dreams
Myoko: well till next time bye bye!
Next chapter is Tryouts from Hell.
