An Inu Hakusho Christmas Carol!

Tryouts from hell!

Myoko (rainofblood): snore

Kurama: miss Myoko if you will wake up. You have a duty in presenting us with your work!

Hiei: the baka

Kurama: now Hiei she is tired and has worked hard guess we will start without her!

Kuwabara: Can I draw a face on her?

Yusuke: No she will put you and me in bad situations you know that!

Kuwabara: have a heart, it would be funny

Kurama: Well miss Myoko, if you don't mind! Takes folder of papers and opens folder. Huh? Sweat drop

Yusuke; what is it this time?

Kuwabara: Kurama what is it? Takes folder huh? Oh well I guess she likes you a lot!

Folder is handed to Yusuke and he laughs at the countless creative spellings of Suichi and Kurama!

Kurama: well it says here that miss Myoko does not own yu yu hakusho or Christmas carol or Inu Yasha so if you have complaints then shove it…if you have any requests leave them in a review. She needs jokes.

Yusuke: oh that's right she sucks!

Kuwabara: lets Start!

(BACKSTAGE: TRYOUTS FROM HELL!)

Kuwabara: Yukina my love I have returned to your shining smile!

Hiei: Hn this is no time for your love confessions. Lets see if you'll even make it through the tryouts.

Kurama: Yes Rosette I believe you were asking me to tryout.

Rosette: yes indeed now if you would step on the stage!

Kurama walks calmly to the stage. He takes out a few notes then shoves them back into his pocket with out a thought. Then stiffens and waits for a command!

Hiei: hn

Rosette: shut up shrimp, okay now you are Suichi Minamino, and it say here you are trying out for… Marley… no that is not it umm who?

Kurama: well I was trying out for the part of Marley but I have deiced for bob Crachett I believe…

Rosette: All right then can you read his lines as if it were your part.

Kurama began to read aloud from a seat in the corner. Finally after finished he stood up and walked of the stage with a stund crowd!

Hiei: hn

Botan: Yes, go Kurama oops I mean Suichi that's it go Suichi!

Yukina: you were great Suichi really

Kuwabara Yusuke: wow how the hell can he remember those lines so damn fast!

Hiei: cause he is not a dimwit.

Genkai: that is my line!

(Myoko: Genkai you don't come in till later!)

(Genkai: ya ya whatever.

Hiei: Ha and finally the old hag obeys someone.

Myoko and Genkai in unison: HIEI GRRRR!

Kurama: I see you are up!)

Rosette clapped her hands and smiled.

Rosette: You get the part. Now I only wish all my tryouts were this easy.

Kurama: I am flattered. Koenma I believe my work is done so may I take my leave back to the hotel. I would not wish to distract my teammates.

Koenma: Sure here is your room key.

Koenma tossed a small silver key with a piece of tape on the end that said room 42. Kurama sighed and wished his friends good luck then left passing on his way out the weird group who now he had discovered (because he is soooo smart) they too were from feudal Japan. The demon with dog-ears glared at Kurama then turned back to a poor little Kitsune in the oversize raincoat. "He must be a half demon" Kurama thought. He finally exited the door and walked down the street. Luckily the hotel was only a few blocks off so it wouldn't take him long to arrive.

It was also hard to believe that Kurama had to stay on this continent for 2 months. He sighed again then finally reached the hotel door. The hotel read Somerset Hotel.

(This is a real hotel but there is no theater for miles that is just for the story. Yes I have stayed in this hotel and it is quite nice)

Kurama walked in and turned a sharp left after entering a next set of glass doors. He turned to see his room with all his stuff in it. That sent! Kurama looked in the room across the hall that belonged to the group he had seen in the theater. "Oh dear this is going to be a long two months…." Kurama opened his door with a huff then began to unpack his clothing. It was weird… it had been three years since he had shared a room with the other three. Everyone else had their own room but he knew they would still come over and do something.

Kurama enjoyed the sleep over but Yusuke and Keiko were a couple now and he hated to thing he had to see them cuddling all night when he was still left single. Especially after Mya…(poor Kurama..tears) He stiffened and forced a smile on his face. Then walked over to his suitcase and began to unpack his belongings. It was no use thinking about her again and he thought it good he was on an other case. He finally set the last perfect outfit perfectly in the drawer. He then lay down and began slumber.

A few hours later he heard a very hyper group coming from down the street. He sighed as Hiei flew in the window and set himself down. Kurama about fell out of his seat when Yusuke barged in the door by knocking it down.

Yusuke: hey Kurama you missed the rest of the tryouts from hell

Kurama: sorry, do tell me what happened after you fix the door!

Hiei: HN

Kuwabara: (he was holding Yukina in his arms) Yukina has agreed to marry me!

Yukina: Kazuma I said nothing of the sort

Hiei: besides why would she marry a thug like you?

Botan: Kazuma I know you love Yukina but lay off the poor girl. She traveled a long way to tryout without even being asked. She needs rest.

Yusuke: oh that's right Botan didn't you say the demon lords are come'n

Botan: no Koenma did but if he spoke the truth were could they be?

Koenma entered the door shortly after with two cloaked people. Mukuro and Yomi took off the cloak and began laughing stupidly. They were obviously drunk. Kurama squirmed a little. Kuwabara stared in aw. Yusuke stood there holding Keiko like a love struck yearling. Hiei seeked refuge from his old master under the bed. Embracing his sword tightly. Koenma placed a hand on Mukuro's shoulder and took and other sip from a French wine glass. Yomi sat next to Kurama and punched him in the shoulder. Making Kurama stiffer and a little more irritated. Finally the confusion was broken when a young clerk stepped in.

Clerk: Excuse me; we would like it if you kept the alcohol drinks in the cellar room. And please no more than four to a room. If you want I could show you to your rooms and help you unpack. Smiles

Kurama: yes I believe these three points to Mukuro, Koenma, and Yomi go in room next door. I also believe that these young ladies are on the other side.

Clerk: okay then I will have them ready for you in a second. If you ladies will follow me!

Kurama stared as everyone exited the room save poor Hiei, Yusuke, and Kuwabara. Kurama kicked Hiei and Hiei sped from under the bed to the windowsill so no one would know of his hiding place when Mukuro is around.

Kurama: well I unpacked all your stuff in my boredom but Yusuke no more breaking down doors and I expect you to fix it! Hiei you get the choice of beds first.

Hiei: I am honored really, but I think this windowsill will do quite nicely!

Yusuke: I Say Kuwabara get the cot and Kurama and I get the beds. Hiei will take the chair.

Kurama: agreed

Kuwabara: why me?

Kurama: because you are the tallest and the cot is the longest.

Kuwabara: what ever.

After a few hours of settling in Yusuke had began his story about the tryouts that Kurama missed.

Yusuke: well you left then it was my turn! That rosette watched me like a hawk then she gave me a glare when I was done. She wrote something then said Kuwabara and Botan go at once. So they did and she clapped for them both! Then she had a fit when she said we were past the time limit and she began to talk to that doll again! She calls it Chrono. After a while we were all thrown out so Yukina could tryout in piece. We have to return to the theater tomorrow.

Kuwabara: you forgot about the monk part

Yusuke: I didn't forget I just didn't want to remember!

Kurama: What happened?

Yusuke. This weird guy in a monk outfit from like a hundred years ago went up to Botan and Keiko and Yukina and began to flirt with them. He finally asked Yukina to bear his children and Kuwabara threatened him and this other girl with a boomeranged hit the monk over the head. Then a half demon named Inu Yasha was it oh ya Inu Yasha.

Kuwabara: that is a whole different story!

And that is the end for now! Next Chapter is Tomorrow Tomorrow!

See ya:

Kurama: well Hiei refuses to come out from under the bed!

Myoko: I got the bubble gum! And sweat snow!