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Dressing The Who In The What?

She looked at her friends in open horror.

"Do I really have to answer that?"

He smiled. "Yes. It's truth or dare, Carter. You said truth. So, c'mon, do tell."

She sent a fierce glare towards Janet, who just grinned impishly and shrugged her shoulders.

"You said truth, sweetie!"

She scowled. "Yes, but did you have to ask me that?!"

Doctor Janet Frazier gazed at the ceiling as if she was considering the question seriously, which of course she wasn't.

She looked innocently back at her best friend.

"Yes."

The scowl deepened into a grimace. "OK, Janet, if you say so."

She took a deep breath and pointed at Teal'c. "Loincloth."

The Jaffa warrior inclined his head in assent. He had recently been discovering the character of Tarzan in films and on television and was quite taken with the idea of swinging through the trees, with only a scrap of cloth to protect his modesty. It seemed most primal and liberating.

She waved her hand vaguely in the direction of Daniel. "Leather."

The archaeologist was agog. She looked at him, apologetically. "Sorry, it's a 'Farscape' thing." He rolled his eyes as he, yet again, was compared to a character in a ridiculous and completely unrealistic sci-fi show.

She felt a nudge. "Carter, you are such a geek!" he chuckled.

Then his brow furrowed as he realised what was left.

"Oh."

He seemed to struggle with the concept as much as she did, maybe also for all of the wrong reasons.

"So I'm the one dressed in jello?" he asked quietly.

She looked at him.

"Yes."

"Oh."

The were a few moments of silence before he ventured another, soft question.

"Carter, would that happen to be blue jello?"

Doctor Janet Frazier couldn't control her amusement any longer, and promptly fell out of her chair.