Make-up
I do not own Inuyasha or any of the characters, blah blah, standard disclaimers applied.
Kagome, Inuyasha, and Shippo are out in the forest, tending the fire while Miroku and Sango are out catching breakfast.
"I don't see why I had to stay behind," Inuyasha growled, crossing his arms. "I'm a lot better at hunting than that worthless monk."
"It was Miroku's turn to go Inuyasha," Shippo said.
"Inuyasha! Are you complaining about being stuck alone with me and Shippo?" Kagome demanded.
"Well now that you mention it-,"
"Sit boy!"
Inuyasha slammed facedown into the ground. "Arrrghhhhhhhh!"
Meanwhile, Kagome decided to put her make-up on. She dumped out her bag, letting it all fall out. A container of face cream rolled over to Inuyasha's crater. Inuyasha crawled out and sat down.
He noticed the container and picked it up. He examined it curiously and opened it. He sniffed inside. It smelled ok. He wondered if it was food. He licked some out and swallowed.
"Not bad," Inuyasha said, and was about to eat more when Kagome stopped him.
"Inuyasha! That is NOT what this is for!" and she snatched it away from him.
"Hey!" he objected, snatching for it. "Well then, what is it for?"
Kagome sighed. "It's called make-up. Haven't you ever heard of it?"
"No. What's it for?"
"For making yourself look better." Inuyasha gave her a puzzled look.
Kagome sighed again, but then decided to have some fun. "Here, I'll show you." She picked up some lipstick. "Open your mouth." Inuyasha, curious again, did as he was told, and Kagome applied the lipstick.
"So?" Inuyasha asked.
"Uh… it looks really good," Kagome said, trying not to laugh.
A while later, Miroku and Sango came back with a few rabbits, Sango carrying them, and Miroku rubbing one side of his face that had a red hand print on it.
"Really, I didn't mean to Sango, it was-," Miroku stopped as he saw Kagome sitting next to an attractive girl wearing Inuyasha's cloths. Wait, Inuyahsa's cloths? He looked closer and saw that it was Inuyasha with make-up on.
"So how does it look?" Inuyasha asked Miroku and Sango, turning to them.
Sango burst out laughing, and Miroku said in between laughs, "Well, has anyone told you that you'd make a convincing drag-queen?"
"Hey, wait! What's that supposed to mean?" Inuyasha demanded and rummaged around for a mirror. He found one, then screamed when he saw his reflection.
"AARRGHHH! I LOOK LIKE A GIRL!"
The end.
I know. Really messed up. I don't know what possessed me to write this. Lord knows I must have been high on something, but I thought it was a cute idea, and I wrote it in about 10 minutes.
