Reclaimers: The characters and venues are not mine. No, they really are not my invention! The credits are all J.K. Rowlings! No, really, ask her about it, it is true! But yeah well, the incredible plot is all mine, that is true. Yes I know it is just fabulous and everything. Just read on, okay?
Chapter 3
"Harry, m'boy!"
A large hand hit Harry in the sholder. Harry screamed and jumped to his feet. He didn't dear to turn around tough. What if it was Voldemort? What if it was Ron trying to avenge Harry what he had done? What if it was Fudge who was about to lock him in Azkaban for the little curse he had cast on Percy when he had woken him up yesterday morning? Harry started shaking all over. When the voice didn't say anything more, apparently waiting for Harry's answear, Harry couldn't bear it anymore.
"Yes I admit I am guilty I cursed Percy to have his underpants glued to his forehead but thats all! okay maybe I put that little charm over Hermione's schoolbooks because she knew everything better than me but that's not something to lock me up in jail for is it! well ofcourse I once used this memoryeraser-curse on Ron but only once okay twice OKAY 14 times! but I'm not old enough to die!"
Harry's heart beat in the beat of Michael Jackson's "Triller" when he waited for Fudge to answer.
"I might be a bit slow but ya know I couldn't separate any words from that mess so do you want to repeat it more slowly or would you like me to forget that that ever happened?"
Harry turned on his wheels and looked up. What he saw was not the face o Fudges: it was actually the face of Bill Weasleys.
"Bill! I didn't know you had come home!" Harry yelled surprised.
"I've been home the last two weeks. But the problem was that ya were sleeping in my room and in my bed and as I didn't want to bother you and was kinda sleepy after flying three weeks nonstop without any sleep so ya know I just shuffled under the bed when you were at the kitchen and slept these two weeks and well now I'm all awake and back in action!"
Harry was speechless. Not because of what Bill had just said, but because of the big brown crossly moving bundle that was falling from under Bill's shirt. Harry pointed at it and, because he was speechless, tried to motion the situation for Bill with his hands. Bill tried to guess what it was.
"Ya'w got stomach-ache? Ya'r going to give birth to a big'n hairy babygirl? You got your navel pierced and it has started to inflame?" Bill was clearly not very good at this kind of games because Harry was very clearly trying to motion that there was a big brown crossly moving bundle falling from under Bill's shirt. Finally Harry got fed up.
"YOU'VE GOT A BIG BROWN CROSSLY MOVING BUNDLE FALLING FROM UNDER YOUR SHIRT!" he yelled with an insane light in his eyes.
Bill looked down. "Damn, ya'r right! Uh, hehheh, I wonder what it is, ehhhehehe, well I should be going now you see five weeks without eating anything boy I'm starving so, well I'll see you later byebye!" and after saying this he flew out of the room with Harry's broom.
What was Bill's weird behaviour about? Why did he take Harry's broom with him? What was that big brown crossly moving bundle falling from under Bill's shirt? You might find it out in the next chapter of "Ron's Covert Secrecy!"
