How to stay healthy…
by Chalebh


Severus eyed the reed organ in Dumbledore's office. He wasn't sure if he should be irritated or amused, but there was definitely a condom swimming in a water filled glass bowl on top of it.

"Sir?" Snape said. "Why did you place this… thing on the organ?"

''Isn't it wonderful?" Albus replied. "A few months ago I was walking down Diagon Alley and found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent the spread of disease. And you know I haven't had a cold all winter!''


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