Summary: The beautiful Sakura Takehashi is a hot skateboarding chick who catches not just Hatsuharu's eye but Yuki's and Kyo's, but Akito won't let that happen at all. This is Akito's tale of revenge on every air-headed OC that has ever fangirled obsessively over the Sohma guys.

Torture (a.k.a. this is a parody with the one-thousand A/N's you've always wanted to strangle an author for ever saying)

When the teacher introduced her to the class, the other sophomore boys began to make catcalls and call 'Sakura' the hottest girl they have ever seen. Hatsuharu only watched her carefully for she may be a threat to him later on (Annoying A/N #1: but no one knows why, you're the stupid reader whose suppose to read my mind, duh!).

The teacher of the classroom asked, "Miss Takehashi, will you please take that hat off? It's inappropriate in this setting."

"You think you can tell me what to do!" she gasped. "That violates my freedom of expression! How dare you tell me what to do after my mother died for me and that my father left both of us for some prostitute and you limit my freedom of expression!" The class gasped and sat in silence waiting for the teacher to say another word. She began to walk down the aisle and shoved a boy out of her seat and sat next to, conveniently, Hatsuharu.

"Hey! That's my seat," he grumbled.

"Stop your whining and find a new seat." (Hideously annoying A/N #2: Go Sakura!)

Afterward, news spread around the school about this beautiful skater girl that graced the campus with her existence. Within several minutes, like Yuki had obtained his famous Yuki Fangirl Club, Sakura Takehashi with her long, gorgeous brown hair and dazzling emerald green eyes had her own fanclub of guys and girls who loved her and wanted to be just like her. She became a symbol of independence, which made Yuki slightly curious about this new sophomore girl on the campus. He had never met her but heard of her legendary beauty.

During lunch, he decided he should talk to her and it was relatively easy to find her for she sat alone with a 'stay-away-from-me' vibe that people naturally respected and admired. Yuki, as determined as ever, decided to approach her, which made many of his fans gasp but reluctantly accepted the notion if he were to go out with her, they would be OK with it (Annoying and shallow A/N #3: After all, only beautiful people go out with each other!).

"Who the fuck are you?" she glared venomously. Yuki seemed unaffected by her cursing for her face was bold and brilliant, like a photographer's shot of the perfect face.

"I heard about you and wanted to talk to you," Yuki replied honestly. Earlier, he recalled that Hatsuharu told him to talk to her since she was a lot like Rin, although that actually gives Yuki no reason to talk to her but how else is he going to fall in love? "Hatsuharu is interested in you but he's too afraid to say it."

"No fucking kidding," she rolled her eyes and took some of Yuki's food without asking. "That asshole kept staring me all through class. Same with you. Why do those stupid bitches keep staring at you all the time?"

"I...don't know. That's a good question...I never noticed," Yuki stared in their general direction and smiled a smile that captured their hearts and forced them unconscious. "What school did you come?"

But Sakura couldn't answer as she was interrupted by a stupid-looking girl named Tohru. Yuki seemed slightly annoyed but smiled anyway. (Annoying A/N #4: I hate Tohru and I can trash her all I like because this is MY fic! Ha!) "Hi Yuki-kun!"

"Hi Honda-san, this is Sakura Takehashi and she used to go to..."

"Osaka High," she frowned disapprovingly at Tohru. "Who the fuck are you?"

"I'm Tohru Honda! Nice to meet you, Takehashi-san!" she said in a sugary sweet way that would make any skater girl sick to her stomach. The moment she laid eyes on Tohru, she knew she had competition amongst the hottest guys in the school (Annoying A/N #5: I know she hasn't met Kyou yet but just pretend!). Yuki and Kyou seemed well acquainted with her.

Yuki watched the two girls and couldn't help but compare both of them. He was stunned by the dramatic difference in their statures and was deeply impressed by Sakura's beautiful long hair, perfectly sculpted face, rebellious clothing (Annoying A/N #6: which the school didn't punish her for—not wearing the uniform because she looked so pretty without the uniform and they felt it was OK for ONE student to not wear a uniform so they allowed her), and the attitude to stand up for herself. However, when he saw Tohru, the same feeling of love vanished and instead was directed to Sakura!

"Honda-san, could you leave us alone for a while?" Yuki said with an infatuated sigh. He thought he had loved Tohru until he met the bold, determined, and beautiful Sakura.

"Oh..." Tohru seemed like she was hurt. "of course." And she walked off to find Arisa and Uo.

"She is so fucking annoying," Sakura rolled her pretty green eyes and tossed her elegant brown locks. "I would kill myself if I were like her." Yuki was so moved by her determination and bold nature that instant that he gave a beautiful smile and told his story.

"I've always wanted to look for someone like you...someone who would be strong for me," he sighed. "Being a Sohma is incredibly difficult."

"No, duh. The Sohma curse is a heavy burden."

"!" said Yuki.

(Annoying A/N #7: Oh no! A plot twist suddenly in the middle! How does Sakura know about the Sohma curse? Does she know who Akito is? How can she break the Sohma curse and live with Hatsuharu or Yuki happily ever after? How can she finally show Tohru that she's the best? PLEASE READ AND REVIEW AND NO FLAMES!one. I worked HARD on this!)

To be (horrifically) continued.

Real A/N: Oh no, the plot begins to add up. This is so funny, I'm laughing as I write. OK, so there aren't a thousand Author's Notes but there are seven really annoying ones to make your blood boil. If you want Sakura to die in any way, please leave a nice, simple review to declare your "love" for her. Well...I'm sure Akito will be happy at least.