I Hate Mondays

Chapter 9: Bobby

By

The Uncanny R-Man

And

Anything but Ordinary

Disclaimer- We don't own anything, all familiar characters belong to Marvel.


Shout Outs-

SpyOfNabiki- Glad you liked it. Sorry, no (ahem) catfight, Emma is one for bitching with said victim. However, if it's a telepathic catfight you're after, check out 'Diamonds are a Fuzzy Dude's Best Friend' there's much more catfights there.

Proponent of EVO- I can't take the blame for that line, it was Anything but Ordinary's fault.

Agent-G- Yeah, that pissed me off too. It was just low. Don't worry though, there will be much more Trish bashing where that came form.


Med bay-

Emma was in the med bay taking care of Tigra. The weretiger was feeling considerably better after her gunshot surgery. She was starting to get rather antsy actually. Tigra had never been much of a patient person so you can imagine how it felt for her to be cooped up in the med bay.

'I never thought you would be the caring type.' Tigra said as she looked over her trashy magazine.

'I don't.' Emma replied simply. 'I'm only doing this so I don't have to look at Jean longer than I have to.'

'That bad, huh?' Tigra sniffed. 'You really hate her, don't you?'

'Am I really that transparent?' Emma asked as she sat down on the edge of a bed.

'Well, you know what people say about white and water.' Tigra snickered.

Emma just shook her head and got up to leave.

'Remember you're only supposed to venture outside with somebody with you.' Emma said.

'Oh, that reminds me!' Tigra replied. 'I'm going out with a date with Hank on Friday, isn't that cool?'

Emma's face fell at the weretiger's words. If it wasn't worse enough that everybody was talking about her, now she had to go and steal Hank away.

'It seems that somebody's values have gone down the drain.' Emma sniffed.

'Excuse me?' Tigra asked, surprised at Emma's comments.

'I said that Hank's taste has certainly gone out the window since your arrival.' Emma replied. 'He's always had a soft spot for scantily-dressed women.'

'Oh, and you're jealous all of a sudden.' Tigra snickered. 'Somebody's taken the focus off the White Queen and she's getting bitchy.'

Emma just growled in anger and stormed out of the med bay. A couple of metres up the corridor, she bumped into Hank, Bobby and Helia.

'Drake.' She growled as she grabbed him by the arm and dragged him away.

'Emma!' Bobby squeaked in surprise. 'What's the rush?'

Once they had reached a safe distance away. Emma let him go and spun to face him.

'You're coming out for a date with me on Friday.'

Bobby blinked a few times in confusion.

'Right...'

'I could always make it worth your while.' Emma added as she stroked his arm gently.

Bobby gulped nervously and squeaked a few random things.

Emma pouted childishly and sidled upto Bobby a bit more.

'So, do you want to come on a date with me?' She asked huskily.

'Okay...' Bobby squeaked.

'See you later Bobby.' Emma replied as she stroked his face as she walked off.

Once she had gone, Bobby fell against the wall and started to hyperventilate.

'Holy crap! I've got a date with Emma Frost! Holy crap!'


Later-

Jubilee was walking along by the dormitories and stopped in midstep as she heard heavy breathing coming from a nearby linen closet. She flung open the door and saw Bobby curled into a ball breathing into a paper bag.

'I don't wanna know.' She sighed with a roll of her eyes.

'I've got a date with Emma.' Bobby replied as he stopped hyperventilating.

Jubilee just burst out laughing.

'Bwahahahaa! Pull the other one Drake! Frosty going on a date with you? Ha!'

'No, I'm telling the truth.' Bobby replied. 'She grabbed me outside the med bay and asked me out on a date. Well, it was more like instructing me to take her out on a date.'

'Geez, standards have sure gone down the crapper since the old days.' Jubilee muttered as she walked off shaking her head.


Helia's room-

Helia was holding a tea party in her room. Amongst her special guests were Emma, Remy and Jean. Remy was there because he was a sucker for cute little kids while Emma was there simply to see Jean be humiliated.

'Mmm, did is nice tea.' Remy said as he sipped pretend tea from a tiny pink cup.

'Unca Remy, you forgot to stick your pinky up.' Helia instructed him.

'Sorry.' Remy replied as he stuck his pinky up in the air and took another sip of tea. 'Mmm, nice tea p'tite.'

'You talk funny.' Helia giggled as she poured more pretend tea into the cups. Then she noticed that Jean and Emma weren't drinking their tea.

'Don't you like your tea?' Helia asked, her lip wobbling slightly.

'I've had my fill I'm afraid.' Emma replied. 'But I'm sure that Jean would like some more. Wouldn't you dear?'

Jean narrowed her eyes at the blonde and held out her cup for more tea.

'May I have some more tea, please?' She asked through clenched teeth.

Helia didn't notice the sniping between the two grown up women and poured the tea regardless.

'When you've finished that we're going to braid each other's hair. Who wants to go first?'

Emma and Jean both looked at Remy.

'I think that Uncle Remy wants to have his hair braided.' Emma said with an evil grin.

Helia giggled in glee as she got up from her tiny little chair to find the braiding kit that Betsy had brought her earlier.

'Not a word o' dis to de others.' Remy hissed.


Later-

Helia was now sitting in the garden playing with some dolls. She was too engrossed with playing to notice the sudden gathering of X-Women around her. Ororo, Betsy, Kitty, Jean and Rogue were all there making various cooing noises while their other halves were keeping their distance.

Logan looked at Remy with his new braided hair and was about to make a comment when the Cajun cut him off.

'Don' even ask.'

Then, to all the males' shock, the women turned all at once and fixed them with freaky stares.

'I want one!' They all hissed.

Logan, Warren, Pete, Scott and Remy just looked at each other and decided that the best thing to do would be run away, fast!

TBC...


Next: Dates