As Scooby-Dumb runs through the corridors of an old deserted mansion, he stops and hears the whimpering of a dog off in the distance. He quickly climbs the stairs to find a room full of dog food and one cage in the corner, containing Cookie. "Hang on, Cookie!" he calls out to her, "Your lover boy's coming to save you!" Doing a karate chop, Dumb breaks open the cage and sweeps Cookie off her paws. "Oh, Dummy!" Cookie exclaims putting her arms around his neck and giving him a kiss on his cheek. Once Dumb gets her out of the house, they sit down by an old oak tree by the stream and kiss.
However, unbeknownst to Scooby-Dumb, he is really sleeping in the Mystery Machine on top of Velma, whom he is dreaming to be Cookie. Apearantly, Velma is also dreaming that the one she loves is kissing her. The rest of the gang comes in to the van and look at them with a 'what the heck?' expression on their faces. They just stand there and look at the two on the floor. About a minute later, Velma and wakes up. She finds Scooby-dumb with his arms around her and her arms around him. She instantly looks at the gang looking down at her and asks herself, "What am I doing here?"
"Kiss me, baby!" Dumb yells out in his sleep.
"What?!" Velma asks as everyone else laughs.
"Cookie, my love, will you marry me?" Scooby-Dumb continues.
"Uh, no." Velma replies slightly embarrassed.
"Why not?" Scooby-Dumb reacts, "Don't you love me?"
"Oh, for crying out loud, Dumb!" Velma yells, "I'm not Cookie!"
Scooby-Dumb instantly wakes up and looks at Velma laying on the floor. "Hey! How did you get here and what did you do with Cookie?"
"I don't know." Velma replies, "It was your dream. I usually don't go prying into other people's dreams."
"What were you dreaming about, Dumb?" Fred asks.
"Cookie." The dog replies dreamily.
"That Basset Hound?" everyone asks.
"Uh-huh." Scooby-Dumb replies then begins to sing, "More that a Basset, More than a Basset to me."
"I think you brother has been watching Saturday Night Fever too many times." Daphne whispers to Scooby.
"Like, I'd say!" Shaggy agrees as he grabs a sandwich and sings, "More than a sandwich, More than a sandwich to me." He then gobbles the whole thing down.
"Quit it, Shaggy." Fred says.
"Like, I bet you'll do the same thing to Daphne!" Shaggy defends himself.
Velma looks over at Daphne, who is blushing, and giggles lightly.
"Uncle Freddie," Little Daphne asks, pulling on Fred's sleeve, "are you in love with Daphne?"
"Come on, gang." Fred says in attempt to change the subject, "Remember, we've got a mystery to solve."
"Seems more like a romance." Velma comments, thus producing a roar of laughter.
"Like, I hope that doesn't mean that we're, like, going into the woods." Shaggy states.
"And what in the world makes you make such a statement?" Freddie asks.
"Like, I heard ghosts howling there last night." Shaggy replies.
"All the more for us to enter!" Velma exclaims with her dark brown eyes sparkling.
"You're really excited about going there aren't you, Velma?" Daphne asks.
Velma just smiles lightly and replies, "Anything to keep away from Dumb for a while."
"Hey!" Scooby-Dumb yells.
"Come on, you two." Velma scolds Scooby and Shaggy. They had been standing at he edge of the forest too scared to take a step into it. "Fred, Daphne and Dumb have already gone in, so what are you waiting for?" "Nothing." Shaggy replies, "but on account of that ghost on the loose, Scoob and me are, like, not going in." Velma puts her hands on her hips. "Don't make me use the 'Undesirable Method." She warns.
"Like, try it." Shaggy says crossing his arms across his chest, "We're not going in."
"Okay." Velma sighs, "I really hate to do this but..." Instantly, she grabs Scooby by the tail and Shaggy by the back of his pants and begins to pull them into the forest.
"Like, please, Velma." Shaggy cries as he and Scoob try to grab onto roots and large rocks, "I don't, like, have boxers on!"
"Thanks for telling me." Velma replies pulling harder.
Finally she stops drops the two on the ground. "Like, where are we?" Shaggy asks as he pulls up his pants.
"Directly in the center of the forest." Is the reply. "Now listen, you only have one option..."
"And, like, what is that?" Shaggy asks.
"Search for clues!" Velma yells out to him.
"Alright, alright." Shaggy gives in, "You win!"
Velma just smiles. "Now c'mon." She orders as she walks away. Slowly, the two boys follow.
After walking for a while, Shaggy leans over to Scooby and whispers, "Like, do you think it's time to, like, give Velma the slip?"
"Ruh-huh!" the dog pants. Instantly the two head off into another direction to the Mystery Machine for a little snack.
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A/N: sorry for the shortness, but I've been keeping all my attention on A Hobbit Named Scooby-Doo, and I have no more fresh ideas for the time being.
