My Love

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Chapter 5Detention

Friday came sooner than expected. Harry, Ron, and Hermione sneaked into the Transfiguration classroom ten minutes before six and stood under the Invisibility Cloak, waiting for Snape and Malfoy to come and serve detention and spy on them. Who knew what they were going to hear…

Malfoy walked down the hallway to McGonagall's classroom, feeling very happy about getting another chance to see her. What should I say? Malfoy wondered. He was in deep thought for a moment, when he realized that he had walked past the Transfiguration classroom and was now near the girl's bathroom. He stopped abruptly and saw exactly the person that he wanted to see.

"Hello Pansy," Malfoy said.

"Hello, Draco," Pansy said stiffly. "What do you want? Do you want to get back together again?" Pansy said hopefully.

"No, Pansy," Draco replied. "But I came to ask you, well, I don't know how to say it, but… Well, suppose you like someone, um, how do you tell them?"

Pansy stared at Draco as if he were a bug. "And you are asking me, why?"

"'Cause, you're a girl," Draco said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Just say, I love you," Pansy said slowly, as if speaking to a small child. "I love you. Just like that! Now go away!"

Malfoy reluctantly made his way back to the Transfiguration classroom, where Snape and McGonagall were waiting.

"Minerva, you look stunning, as always," Malfoy said.

"Mister Malfoy, don't try to flatter your way out of detention," McGonagall said, while Snape clenched his fists. "Now, I want you two to copy this sentence on a piece of parchment 100 times as your punishment," she said, gesturing to the chalkboard, which said: I have been a horrible student and deserve nothing but cruel punishment for my actions, which have hurt others in many ways, but instead of cruel punishment, I will have to copy this long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long sentence many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many times.

In the corner, Harry, Ron, and Hermione snickered at the thought of copying the long sentence 100 times.

"Now, get to work," McGonagall said before leaving the room.

Snape immediately began yelling at Draco.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU LITTLE FERRET! YOU'RE LOVING MY DARLING MINNIE, AND SHE LOVES ME AND DOESN'T EVEN GIVE A (Snape, to Hermione's surprise, makes a rude hand gesture) ABOUT YOU AND YOUR LITTLE FERRETY ANTICS SO BUG OFF!" Snape roared.

"OH YEAH, WELL SHE LOVES ME AND ABSOLUTELY HATES YOU, YOU SLIMEY, GREASEY, DIRTBALL OF A PROFESSOR! I LOVE HER AND SHE LOVES ME AND YOU'RE LEFT OUT OF THIS LOVE THANG! WE'LL GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS (Harry, Ron, and Hermione shuddered at the thought) AND I'LL SHOW YOU NOT TO MESS WITH A MALFOY!" Malfoy roared.

"YEAH, WELL TAKE THAT!" Snape said, throwing a bottle of ink at Draco, and ruining his robes.

"TAKE THIS!" Draco shouted, running up to Snape and smearing ink all over his face.

"HA!" Snape said, pouring ink all over Draco's hair, making it turn blue.

"THAT'S FOR LOVING MY WOMAN!" Draco said, as he poured pink ink all over Snape's white shirt.

"THAT'S FOR CALLING HER MINERVA!" Snape said, punching Draco in the face.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione were fighting to control their laughter in the corner. The scene was so comical that it was hard not to laugh. Snape, his face blue, throwing punches at Draco with pink ink all over his shirt, and Draco, his hair blue, and his robes stained, running away from Snape.

Draco stopped running and threw punches back at Snape. Soon, the two of them were covered in bruises. Draco's face was entirely purple from being hit by a textbook that Snape had thrown. Snape's clothes were torn to revealing extents, and shocking amounts of skin were showing.

Then, at the same time, Malfoy and Snape realized that they had wands.

"BOREALIS MAXMUS!" Snape shrieked, which made Malfoy's entire body rainbow-colored.

"EXCRETIUM ARZAEA!" Malfoy yelled, causing Snape to be dressed in a bright orange bra and thong.

"How dare you!" Snape exclaimed.

Meanwhile, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were all struggling to stop laughing for the sake of revealing themselves.

Suddenly, McGonagall walked in.