My Love
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Chapter 7-Strong Emotions
Malfoy and Snape walked down the hallway to Dumbledore's office, with various thoughts running through their minds. The effects of the love potions were beginning to wear off on Malfoy, and he began to doubt that McGonagall loved him. He was also having very mixed emotions, a side effect of the love potion. Meanwhile, Snape was very angry with Malfoy for putting him in an orange bra and thong. He tried to avoid the odd stares from students in the hallways, but soon, Snape was ver pissed off.
"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT YOU STUCK-UP FREAK!" Snape shouted at a terrified first year.
"Severus, control yourself!" McGonagall warned, trying her hardest not to laugh at Snape's attire.
"Don't worry," Malfoy said, comforting the first year, who immediately ran away at the sight of the rainbow-colored seventh-year talking to him. To be honest, Malfoy looked a lot like a clown at the moment.
Malfoy burst into tears. "He's scared by me!" he sobbed. "The-kid-ran-away."
McGonagall and Snape looked at Malfoy as if he was insane.
"Mister Malfoy," McGonagall said. "Pull yourself together."
"I can't," Malfoy said, unable to control himself. "Everybody hates me! (sob) You don't even like me, and you're the love of my life! WAAAA! BWAA! NYAHH!"
"What did you say?" McGonagall asked, not knowing if she had heard correctly. "Did you just say you… LOVE me?"
"No, he said, um, you're the… um… fluff of my, um, k-kite," Snape said hastily, not wanting McGonagall to know about Draco's secret love.
"Really?" McGonagall said, still skeptical about Malfoy's words.
The three of them continued to Dumbledore's office in silence, with the exception of a few more "unintelligible" outbursts from Malfoy about "fluff". When they reached Dumbledore's office, they were surprised to find that it was empty.
"It appears that the headmaster is not here," McGonagall said, not knowing what to do next. "Well, I suppose we should-WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?"
Snape, who was once again in a love-struck doze, was looking at McGonagall with a bit of drool coming out from the corner of his mouth.
"Hello? Hello in there? Earth to Snape?" McGonagall tried. "WAKE UP!"
This definitely shook Snape awake, and he jumped, accidentally stepping on Draco's foot, causing him to start crying all over again.
"You," McGonagall said, pointing at Snape. "Take this back to the Slytherin common room, and return to your office, I will deal with you later."
"Yes dear," Snape said in a dreamy voice.
"NOW!" McGonagall shouted.
Once Snape returned to his office, he found a snowy white owl waiting for him with a note on its leg. He unrolled the note and read it to himself, feeling happier by the second. It said:
Dear Snape,
I'm sorry for hollering at you at the time, but I love you and would like you to eat dinner with me tomorrow night at seven o'clock. Meet me in the Room of Reiqurimente and change your shirt, wash your hair, brush your teeth, and look nice.
Yours truly,
McGonagall
Wow, Snape thought. She wants me to have dinner with her. She loves me! I was right! Malfoy was wrong! Ha! She spells requirement the same way I do, wow, we really have a connection! Wait, she just ASKED ME OUT! I've never been on a date before! What do I do! What do I wear? I going on a date! I'M GOING ON A DATE! I SHALL RAISE MY SOCIAL STATUS FROM "LOSER" TO "SOCIAL IDIOT"! YAY ME! I'M NOT A LOSER! I'M GOING ON A DATE!
And with that, Snape took out a quill and pulled out a sheet of parchment from under a pile of books. It said:
Number of dates offered to others: 157Number of times turned down: 157
Number of times asked out: 0
Number of times cheated on: 0
Number of People Dated: 0Number of Girlfriends: 0.5 (do cousins count?)
Times Kissed: 0
Times More Than Kissed: 0
Times did "you know what": 0
Times Married: 0
Times Divorced: 0
Number of kids: 0 (but I adopted a baby ant once!)
Social Status: LOSER-ARE YOU GAY?Snape happily made one tally mark on the "number of times asked out" and watched as his social status magically changed from "LOSER" to "SOCIAL IDIOT". Snape was the happiest he had been in years. He immediately spent the next five hours preparing his wardrobe. After ages of debating with himself, he finally decided on a midnight blue robe with a matching hat. Snape felt very pleased with himself. In fact, he even took a shower and brushed his teeth!
