Phew! I'm glad you guys liked the first fic. I nearly didn't put it up cos I thought it was way too lame. There are loads of funnier fics out there. I die laughing everytime I read them, sometimes a few times a night. Lol.
To DARK-SABER1: Yeap, one Van Helsing fanfic comin' right up!
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Oh and guys, suggestions for more movies ta use would be really great right now.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing or the movie.
NIGHT NOISE
Slowly, gently, night unfurls its splendour
Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender
The words echoed in her head as she sought the refuge of sleep, dragging her mind away from the pleasant cloud of unconsciousness in her head. Integra stirred under her blanket, blearily cracking her eyes open. Reaching out a hand, she searched for her glasses, randomly patting the side table until her fingers closed around its wire frame. Sitting up, she slipped it on, and objects leapt at her with startling new clarity.
The song had continued on as she roused herself, the singer blatantly unaware of just how out of tune he was.
Close you eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams
Leave all thoughts of the world you knew beforeClose your eyes, let your spirit start to soar
And you'll live as you've never lived before
Integra winced. Not again. This was the fourth night in a row that Alucard had decided to sing this song as he went about his nighttime stroll. She cursed the day that she had given him the The Phantom of the Opera DVD and asked him to go amuse himself with it. Though she had managed to keep him out of her hair for the few hours she needed to finish her paperwork, the price had not been worth it.
For some obscure reason, the vampire had taken a particular liking to one of its songs. And as a result, he often hummed or sang the blasted piece of music whenever he felt like it. It was all right if it was purely physical singing, as she could simply ask him to shut the hell up.
However, the vampire, ever vigilant to the ways of irritating his Master, had decided to do all of it mentally. As a result, it was as if she had a broken record player that was constantly playing right in her head. She had been hearing the damned piece every night since then. Even nerves as hardened as hers were beginning to fray.
She had threatened, bribed, and all but begged the vampire to stop. He would smile at her, and maybe give her an hour or two of peace. But the minute he felt like it, he would start it all over again. And so far no amount of yelling or bullets would make him stop the torture. The vampire was rather adept at avoiding her whenever she went into "Kill Alucard" mode.
Floating, falling, sweet intoxication
Alucard?
Touch me, trust me, savour each sensation
Alucard. Please stop.
Let the dream begin, let your darker side give inALUCARD! WILL YOU SHUT UP!
The singing stopped abruptly. It was replaced by a deep, throaty chuckle. The vampire replied.
Honestly, Master, I am deeply hurt by your words. Does my singing not please you?Alucard, let me assure you. You are tone deaf.
Really?
Yes, for a vampire that's 500 years old, you sure haven't had a lot of practice.
Which means I need to work harder. Do tell me where I go wrong.
With that, he began to sing again.
Integra grabbed her pillow and dug her fingers into it in sheer frustration, her knuckles white with exertion. Even though it was unnecessary, she brought the pillow up to her head and pulled it down over her ears, squeezing her eyes shut. Finally, her eyes snapping open, she flung the pillow away from her. She watched as it sailed to the opposite wall, hitting it with a loud thwack before sliding down to the floor.
Softly, deftly, music shall caress youGood Lord.
Hear it, feel it, secretly possess youDamn it!
Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwindOh yes, I can imagine me pushing him off a cliff right now.
In this darkness which you know you cannot fightIrritating bastard.
The darkness of the music of the nightTHAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
Integra leapt out of bed, pulled on her robe, sliid her feet into her slippers and stormed out the bedroom door. Cursing Alucard in every single way that was humanly possible, there was only one thing on her mind:
SEARCH AND DESTROY
(Half an hour later… )
The vampire was enjoying himself immensely, walking slowly on the little stone path, the moonlight glinting off his silky dark hair. He wondered why he hadn't thought of it earlier. Being able to broadcast his thoughts straight into Integra's mind was an advantage he should have been able to spot years ago.
Right now, he knew it would be only a matter of time before she approached him, as always gun in hand. But he was always too fast for her, disappearing into a nearby wall long before she reached him. It was so amusing to see her go red in the face and hear her yells for him to come out. Tut tut, Master. Surely you know I'm smarter than that. Until she presented him with the next assignment, there was still much fun to be had.
And so he continued to walk along that pathway that was close to the side of the mansion.
It was a beautiful night, and he had the perfect song to match it.
Let your mind start a journey through a strange, new world
Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before
Let your soul take you where you long to go
Only then can you belong to me
He stopped in his tracks, looking up at the full moon. It was a glowing gem in the sky, luminescent against the black velvet of night. He paused for a minute to enjoy its beauty, then continued on to the next part of the song. So intent was he on his crooning that he failed to take notice of the pale blond head that was sticking out the window above.
Floating, falling, sweet intoxication
Touch me, trust me, savour each sensation
Let the dream begin, let your darker side give in
To the harmony which dreams alone can write
The power of the music of the nightHe closed his eyes, really getting into the swing of the song. Up above him, the figure seemed to be struggling with something. The next two lines were the most powerful part of the piece, and he had only one person in mind as he sang it.
He paused for a while before allowing his mental voice to swell, struggling to bring out the emotion in the final part of the song.
You alone can make my song take flightHelp me make the music of the n-
SPLASH
WHAT THE HE-
CONK
OWCH!"SHUT THE FUCK UP, VAMPIRE! OR NEXT TIME I'LL HOSE YOU DOWN!"
Author's Notes: I dunno. It just seemed like the sorta song a kooky vampire like him would wanna sing. The movie bombed I think, but the songs are still great!
wanky's sound dictionary:
SPLASH: Water falling on Alucard's head.
CONK: Water bucket making contact with abovementioned vampire's head. .
OWCH: Expression of pain by said vampire.
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