Die You Dumb Barney!
A white haired half breed walked down a dirt road in the forest near Hokkaido, Japan. Inu-Yasha was having a great day today; his sword the Tetsusaiga was repaired, and he just killed the PowerPuff girls in a blood spattered fight. It was indeed, a very good day. However, that was ruined, when a portal opened up right before him. "By the seven hells!" Inu-Yasha cursed, flicking the portal off. But flicking the portal off did him no good. Before you mutter, "Shippo" Inu-Yasha was sucked into the portal and transported off to a different dimension.
Inu-Yasha landed with a thump on the ground behind a cluster of bushes. He sniffed the air. "Smells of humans…" he muttered, "And something…lame." His dog ears twitched. He heard singing, and poked his head out from the bushes. To his surprise, he saw a school similar to Kagome's. The only thing different was that there was singing green dinosaur. This was Baby-Bop: Barney's sister.
"Feh! Me hates the singing!" shouted Inu-Yasha, charging out of the bushes towards Baby-Bop. In less than three swings of his Tetsusaiga, Baby-Bop was a pile of meat on the ground. Then, the singing started up again. This time, it came from inside the school. So Inu-Yasha, ran to the doors of the school, and tried to open them. To his demise, they were locked. So, he cut them down.
When Inu-Yasha entered the first classroom, he spied a yellow dinosaur, and a bunch of kids. The kids, being only four at the time, got really scared, and ran out the classroom and hid in the girls's bathroom (even though some were boys.)
"Were you the one singing?" Inu-Yasha interrogated.
The yellow dinosaur meekly said, "Yes."
"THEN DIE!" yelled Inu-Yasha, cleaving the saffron reptile in half. "Now there should be no more singing." Everything was quiet, and then, Inu-Yasha heard something even worse than what he had heard before. Instead, he heard the chuckles of a big purple dinosaur, Barney!
"DAMN! THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THE SINGING!" The door burst open. Barney appeared. "Hello there friend! What's your name?" Barney questioned.
"Shut up!" Inu-Yasha ordered, "Or I'll slice you up!"
"Let's learn our ABC's today!" exclaimed Barney, "Or how ab-" Barney's words were cut off. There was a mystical arrow between his two, black beady eyes. Barney fell to the ground, dead as a doorknob (that's pretty dead.) Inu-Yasha looked around to see where the arrow had come from. It was from Kagome, who was standing on top of a table.
"You can get off the table now," the writer of this story ordered. Kagome hopped off the table.
"How did you get here?" Inu-Yasha asked.
"Well, it's a long story. I explain it to you once we're at Starbucks." Kagome pulled out a little star shaped charm from her pocket, and a portal appeared.
"Oh and Inu-Yasha," said Kagome.
"Yes"
"You're paying for the drinks." Kagome jumped into the portal.
"Feh, why do I always have to pay?" grumbled Inu-Yasha, and then he went into the portal.
