My Love
Note: Thanks to all of my reviewers! Your reviews keep me happy! This chapter is relatively short, but I don't want to give away the prank just yet, It will be in the next chapter, sorry to keep you waiting. I think the next chapter will be the last one, just so you know. Please read and REVIEW!
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Chapter 9-They're Plottin' Somethin'
Snape and McGonagall walked down the hallway, discussing new pranks to play on Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
"How about turning them into toads?" McGonagall suggested.
"No, it has to be more embarrassing," Snape said.
"What about spreading a rumor that he's in love with Granger?"
"No, it's not good enough. WAIT! Is he in love with Granger?" Snape asked suspiciously.
"Only if you want them to be," McGonagall said mischievously.
"Nah, they used the prank on us, and love potions are getting old," Snape admitted.
"We'll talk to Dumbledore, he's bound to have some ideas."
The two of them walked to Dumbledore's office, but it was empty.
"Funny, every time I'm looking for him, he disappears," McGonagall said.
"I've got it! The perfect way to humiliate Potter!" Snape shouted excitedly. He whispered into McGonagall's ear, her smile broadening by the second.
"Brilliant! That'll show him not to mess with us! But, how do we do it? We'll need help! Any ideas on who to ask?"
"Let's see. Who in Hogwarts is willing to play a humiliating prank on Potter, Weasley, and Granger at any cost?" Snape said.
"Draco Malfoy," the two of them said together.
Inside the boy's bathroom, Draco Malfoy was very upset. He had just realized the trick Harry and his friends had played on him, and was determined to get them back, no matter what it takes. Draco walked back to the Slytherin common room, hoping that someone there would help him humiliate Potter.
"Mr. Malfoy," Snape said, seeing just the person that he was looking for. "Come here."
"Yes, Professor?" Malfoy asked innocently.
"I have something that I want you to help me with…"
Later that day, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were walking down the hallway to Charms class, when, suddenly, the three of them were hit by Stunning spells, and fell to the floor, unconscious. McGonagall, Snape, and Malfoy dragged their bodies into an empty classroom, and got to work. They dressed them in Muggle clothing, and put Harry in an Elvis costume, Ron in spandex (need I say more?), and Hermione in a puffy pink jacket that was completely open at the front (which made Malfoy stare incessantly) and a very short skirt.
"This is gonna be good," Snape said.
"Not good, it'll be hilarious!" McGonagall said.
"Just thinking about what they're gonna do makes me wanna burst into laughter!" Draco said, clutching his sides.
"When should we pull it off?" McGonagall asked.
"Tonight, right before dinner!" Snape suggested.
"Great! They won't know what hit them!" Draco exclaimed.
