JackalGod: Finally a new chapter to my fic

Anderson: How come I'm not in it?

JackalGod: I'm getting to it. Just get off my back! (Shoots Anderson)

Anderson: Umm, can you say regenerator?

Alucard: There you are JUDAS PRIEST!

Anderson: Eeep! (Runs away)

Alucard: (Appears) Come back here Judas Priest I haven't had a good fight in a hundred and fifty years

Anderson speck in the distance: All the more reason for me to be running!

Alucard: (Laughs manically) I promise I won't kill you. To much! (Takes off after Anderson)

JackalGod, Seras, Walter, and Bakura: (Sweatdrop)

"Good morning Master Hirano." greeted Walter when Bakura walking into the kitchen. Bakura nodded at and sat down at the table laying his head on his arms. Walter pulled some slightly burnt toast out of the toaster and put it on a plate for Bakura "Here you should eat. The last twenty four hours have been rough on you." Bakura looked up and accepted the toast chewing on one corner without bothering to put anything on it. His stomach was still trying to make up its mind whether or not it was hungry. Suddenly the apartment shook as a furious scream echoed through building

"MASTER ALUCARD! YOU SICK FREAK." the scream was closely followed by several gunshot and maniacal laughter. Walter shook his head

"Just like before except it would be Integra screaming abuse at Alucard." with that Walter quickly left so Seras didn't start blowing holes in the walls. Once he'd left Alucard phased through the wall directly behind Bakura un-knowingly to the boy. Alucard grinned insanely when Bakura didn't notice him being there 'Oh yes this Master was going to be fun.' Alucard snuck behind Bakura and watched the boy nipping tiny bits out of a square of toast. The vampire mentally snigger and put a hand on the boys shoulder surprised when Bakura didn't react. Alucard raised an eyebrow and leaned down to look at Bakura's face. The boy was asleep with the toast still in his mouth. The vampire sniggered out loud and pulled the boy up into his arms

"You're gonna get cold sitting out there." said Alucard and carried his new Master back to his room placing him back on the bed. Just as Alucard was pulling, the covers up did Bakura stir slightly and open his eyes

"What are you doing?" asked Bakura sleepily

"Tucking you in Master." replied Alucard doing just that

"Why?" asked Bakura although he wasn't making any move to stop the vampire

"Because you fell asleep at the kitchen table. You would have gotten very cold and uncomfortable like that." explained Alucard going to sit on the chair he'd used before. Bakura turned his head and gazed at Alucard sleepily. The vampire was leaning back on the chair again with his hat pulled over his eyes. Although the vampire seemed to be very energetic for some reason, Bakura could sense he was still weak from being sealed for so long. Without thinking Bakura raised himself onto his elbows and opened his mouth to utter the words that could change his day in the most interesting way

"Alucard? Are you hungry?"

"Why do you ask?" said Alucard his mouth widening into a feral grin "Are you offering?" Bakura paused his sleepy brain not quite registering the danger of his words

"Umm, yes?" Alucard turned to Bakura, he could tell the younger was still half-asleep and his brain wasn't processing either the question or answer that had passed between them. Not that Alucard was complaining he was going to finally get an energising meal that would rid himself of this constant sleepy feeling he'd had since he'd awoken. Getting up he knelt down next to Bakura who gazed up at him sleepily.

"You have really nice eyes." yawned Bakura surprising Alucard slightly. If he didn't know any better he'd have said the younger was drunk. Brushing it aside Alucard gently took hold of Bakura's shoulders and lent down to his neck pausing to whisper in the boy's ear

"Don't worry Master you won't become a Ghoul or a vampire. I won't take enough for that to be an issue." just as Alucard was about to sink his fangs into the youths throat, there was the sound of a gunshot and Alucard found himself plastered to the opposite wall missing the left half of his body. Looking up his eyes narrowed slightly as he saw Seras and her Harkonan Cannon standing in the doorway

"Master I can't believe you would take advantage of him when he's in that condition. I mean honestly. You know very well that he's had hardly any rest for the past few days. Pardon the pun but he's practically dead on his feet and you were going to take his blood?"

"He said I could Police Girl." replied Alucard reforming himself and brushing the dust of his coat "He offered in fact."

"I don't care if he handed you his blood on a silver...never mind." said Seras reloading her Cannon and aiming it at Alucard who raised his hands in feigned innocents. Just as Seras was contemplating whether or not to shoot her Master again, loud snoring brought their attention back to Bakura who'd fallen asleep again half in bed half on the floor. Alucard mumbled something about weak humans and tucked the boy back into bed.

"I would appreciate Police Girl if you didn't tell Master that I had tried to take his blood." Seras nodded and lowered her weapon

"Alright Master I won't. Come on Walter finally got our supply of blood last night, it's chilled and ready for us. So shall we."

As the pair walked down the hallway to the kitchen where Walter had their meal ready for them Alucard had come up with a very amusing thought

"You know Police Girl. Master is the only human among us. The rest of us are vampires."

"Very true Master, so please don't make him afraid of all of us."

"Why Police Girl." said Alucard in a fake hurt voice "I'm shocked. I would never even think of doing such a thing." Seras glared at Alucard causing the elder vampire to grin sheepishly and raised his hands in feigned innocents.

"Yeah right." said Seras sitting down at the kitchen table and pulling a blood pack out of the ice filled bucket that one in front of her. Alucard shrugged and sat down opposite her. Walter came in some time later sucking his own blood through a straw. He walked over and sat down next to Seras.

"I see you got your meal."

"Better than nothing I suppose." said Alucard sucking at his meal staring off into space "So what's happening with the Hellsing Organisation?"

"Well Master we're down to our last about a hundred men and they're all descendents of past soldiers." explained Seras glad that Alucard had been the one to bring it up "Bakura is the last actual Hellsing as you already know. After you were sealed the FREAK vampires took over. Now everyone lives in fear of becoming the next Ghoul."

"What about you two?" asked Alucard

"We're vampires, so umm, we sort of get everything for free." said Seras "Which is helpful I admit. But it saddens me to see fear in the eyes of the people I'm trying to help."

"Poor Police Girl." said Alucard without really meaning it

"Oh put a cork in it Master." snapped Seras getting up and storming out of the room. She went into her study and locked herself in. After a coupled of minutes someone knocked on the door and she frowned when she sensed Alucard "Come in Alucard." Alucard phased through the door and when Seras looked up at her Master her frown disappeared and she broke into laughter. Alucard had taken what Seras had said before and had a cork in his mouth. Smiling slightly Alucard removed the cork from his mouth

"I'm sorry Seras. The first time I was sealed it was for seventy year this time it was more than twice that amount of time. It's been so long since I've anything but talk to myself."

"Apology accepted Master." said Seras smiling back at him "But please don't treat Bakura like you treated Sir Integra the boy's gone through enough."

"Oh?" asked Alucard raising an eyebrow. Seras nodded and tossed Alucard Bakura's file

"You can read it but don't let Bakura know you know."

"Of course not Police Girl." said Alucard opening the file "I'll go and read this in the lounge room." Just before Alucard left the vampire turned back to Seras "I Miss the endless hallways of the Hellsing house." with that he phased through the door and found himself a chair in the front room. Once comfortable he began to read Bakura's file

The next morning Bakura awoke with a yawn and blinked at the sun pouring through his window

"Good morning Master." came Alucard's voice inside Bakura's head

"Get out of my head, Alucard!" demanded Bakura angrily and was surprised to hear Alucard's pleasured sigh "Alucard?"

"Forgive me Master but it's been so long since I heard Sir Integra say that to me. Ah, the memories." with Alucard left Bakura's mind and left him to get ready. Once Bakura was fully awake he came into the kitchen but quickly left again when he saw both Walter and Seras drinking from blood packs. Walking into the lounge room he spotted Alucard sitting on the floor in the corner.

"Alucard? What are you doing?"

"Thinking Master. I prefer the dark so I'm sitting away from the windows." explained Alucard not looking up

"Where did you stay when you lived at the Hellsing house." asked Bakura moving to stand over Alucard feeling really tall because Alucard was sitting down

"In the basement." replied Alucard "Seras lived there to."

"Was it because of the sun?" asked Bakura remembering he'd read somewhere that UV rays hurt vampires

"Oh the sun doesn't hurt me I just don't like it. And seeing as Walter and Police Girl don't bother with curtains I'm gathering they aren't affected by the sun either."

"So are you still bored?" asked Bakura

"Always." replied Alucard looking up at his young Master

"So did you want to do something?"

"There are many things I'd like to do..." began Alucard his face splitting into a feral grin

"Let me rephrase that. Do you want to do any that doesn't involve blood, guns, or people being impaled on spikes."

"How did you know I liked to impale people?" asked Alucard innocently

"You actually like to impale people?" said Bakura who had been joking

"Sure. Before I 'joined' the Hellsing Organisation I impaled people on spikes all the time. I was known for it."

"Well can we do something normal?" asked Bakura

"If you want to Master." said Alucard standing up enjoying his immense hight advantage over his Master "Although considering you condition maybe we shouldn't."

"My condition?" asked Bakura confused. Alucard's feral grin widened showing his fangs

"It would be awful for you to get lost in the crowd. You're so short I wouldn't be able to find you again." Bakura growled and leapt at Alucard intending to wring his neck but found himself casually tossed over the vampires shoulder.

"Police Girl Master and I are going for a walk." called Alucard as if was the most normal thing in the world, completely ignoring Bakura's screams of protest and the fists that were currently beating against his back.

"Damn you Alucard!" roared Bakura thrashing madly but to no avail. Alucard grinned evil to himself as he stepped outside into the bright sunshine

'Ah yes I'm going to enjoy this Master.'