Now we'll look at a few new characters and their overly sarcastic replys! Muhahahaha!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters so don't sue me cause I have no money!
Author's Note: My comp. Is having some trouble and some things are supposed to have put text here star thingys around them but they're not showing up, apparently:( so I'll have to use something else and see if that works instead.
Chapter 2: Dumbledore, Fudge, and Cho!
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"Hello there young ones! You have reached the voice mail of Albus Dumbledore! I am away from my office probably getting Harry out of trouble or consulting the ministry on the improper use of rubber chickens. If you have something of dire importance that you need to consult with me coughHarrycough leave a message unless your name is Seamus Finigan who just wants to stop by my office for another Berry Bott's Every Flavor Beans(no more candy for you Mr. Finigan!)" beep
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"You have reached the office of Cornelius Fudge, the one and only! I am away tring to get people to diss Dumebledore cause he's gone mad thinking Voledemort is back(which is completely absurd). Please leave a message after the beep unless your name is Percy Weasley(Percy, for the last time you don't have write a 3-page essay on the improper use of toilet dispensers!) or your another rotten teenager who wants to make pranks saying I'm gay"(which is completely absurd because I'm not!)beep
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"Hello!you can practically hear her smile I am busy glossing over my looks and/or snogging Ce I mean, doing my homeworksmiles innocentlyPlease leave a message after the beep unless your last name is Potter. Give it up stalking me Potter! I know it's you who gives out secret love poems to me even though they are kinda cute sometimes, I must admitbeep
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How sarcastic can I get? Any requests on da characters I should do? If not, I'm leaving it like this.
