Disclaimer: Do not and will never own any of the Harry Potter characters.
AN: Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I was on vacation. Well, anyway, I'm running out of ideas for this, I guess I could do one more chapter at least, I don know if anyone's still reading these though, oh well, I'll do it anyway.
Mike Jones, WHO, Mike Jones, Jones! Ok, ignore that. I have a certain song stuck in my head right now, lol.
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Chapter 3: Draco, Lupin, Umbridge and hmm…mystery person. Muhahaha!
"smirks" You have reached the line of Draco Malfoy"smirks" I am busy smirking at Harry Potter because I love to smirk(and I do it a hundred times in the books) or out smirking at Harry Potter some more(because I love to smirk) Leave a message and I might get back to you later.beep.
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Hello?" taps mic" Is this thing on? Why, hello there. You have reached the line of Professor Lupin. Ack, oh no, the moon is out, I'll um, get back to you later.beep.
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Hello there!" you can smell sickly sweet perfume coming out of the phone" You have reached the line of Professor Umbridge. I am out making hell for the students at Hogwarts so leave a message at the beep and I'll get back to you.beep.
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"you can here panting in the background" Woof, woof! Ruff, woof, woof! Arf! Woof!.beep.
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Mike Jones, WHO, Mike Jones, Jones! Ignore me again. It's just a song I heard on the radio and now I'm obesessed with it.
Hey, if I do spell check on the word "Draco" one of the alternate words is Darcy. "smirks" Darcy Malfoy, now that's a good one:p
